Annihilating the bathroom at work appreciation[views:18920][posts:105]______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:52am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm seriously considering it, since the idiots here barge in anyway. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:53am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] You wanna know the even funnier part? When I was done, I had to flush the toilet like 5 times because I had one of those nuggets that just dont go down. Damn those little nuggets |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 11:55am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] AnotherMetalDrummer said:AT least she wasn't hot or anything, then I would really feel stupid! You know the easy part is over, the hard part is having to face her everday knowing that she walked in on me pooping. We are going to have to pretend like it never happend. It sucks too because I started working here like a 3 weeks ago so I am going to be known as the new guy who got walked in while he was taking a dump! I feel so small |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:07pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'd feel like a fucking champ. It's not you who has the image of a man shitting burned into your brain, haha. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:14pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] hahahah thats awseome. Your making me feel warm inside |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:17pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] And hey, just remember you're not the dude known for humping a tree like one of the guys I work with. Speaking of that dude, he asked me today if it's wrong to fantasize about Beethoven...the St. Bernard from the movie. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:22pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] HAHAHAH, now thats just disturbing! Is he like Dwight Schrewd from the Office? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] He's more like Milton from Office Space if anything, only he speaks and it's always about fucking things that shouldn't be fucked, or assholes. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:31pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] oh yea that must be really fun. lol, weirdo |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] He's sitting right across from me eating a tub of steak. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:40pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] mmmmmmmmm steak |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 12:48pm - ZenErik ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I play BrickBreaker. What's your high score? So far the best I've done is only 24,730. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:01pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Your high score dwarfs mine, haha. I'm only up to 10K. But, I've only been playing for a week or two. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:42pm - ScmFck ""] uhhh.......much beer and whiskey last night + wendys mushroom swiss burger for lunch = obscene noxious fumes eminating from my anus....soon to give way for a masterpiece painted on a porcelain canvas |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:49pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] words of a true artist |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 1:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I'm so proud of RTTP for sharing their shit. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 2:22pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ScmFck said:uhhh.......much beer and whiskey last night + wendys mushroom swiss burger for lunch = obscene noxious fumes eminating from my anus....soon to give way for a masterpiece painted on a porcelain canvas haha the jacobson brothers were vomitting with the fury last night. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 2:37pm - ScmFck ""] fuckn gingers, can't handle their booze |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 2:46pm - orgymf@work ""] any of you guys ever take straight psyllium? not the metamucil with 1.5% psyllium, but straight up shredded psyllium seed and husk. if not, you must try it. go to trader joes find a can with an egyptian style art design, it will say "secrets of the psyllium" mix 2 table spoons with 12 ounces of water in a large cup.....stir quickly, chug immediately (it goes down rough, but if you wait too long, it turns into a gelatinous, semi-solid, hard to swallow substance) within 8 hours, you will be farting like crazy within 12-24 you will take the biggest and most relieving shit of your life. it leaves little mess behind (minimal wiping needed) and the craziest part is, it lubes it self, so even though it is the biggest shit you have ever taken, it does not hurt or require much pushing. and when it's all done.....you feel better.....you feel lighter... you're almost happier to be alive |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 2:51pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] wow, that sounds like something I DONT wanna try lol....thanks for the tip tho |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 2:54pm - orgymf@work ""] hah....your loss bro. i'm tellin ya, that stuff rules. choking it down sucks. but the resulting shit is a life changing experience |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 2:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] That's how I've been feeling after all the shits I've been taking. The tea that has been causing it has Senna leaves. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:01pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I love it how we can talk shit all day |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:03pm - orgymf@work ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:That's how I've been feeling after all the shits I've been taking. The tea that has been causing it has Senna leaves. senna leaves huh. i'll have to look into that. any product that makes shitting even more enjoyable is amazing |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:06pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] This tea has me shitting pieces of dead intestines. Fucking amazing. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:09pm - orgymf@work ""] nice... i will look for some immediately |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:10pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Whole Foods dude...Smooth Move is the name of it. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:15pm - orgymf@work ""] sweet. thanks. i think there is a whole foods in pawtucket. may just go today |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DO IT! DO IT NAOW! |
| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:34pm - Mess ""] yes, i've used smooth move before. it will destroy you inards and make them into refried beans mmmm. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:41pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's a glorious and uplifting experience. I'm on my 3rd shit of the day. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:44pm - narkybark ""] whatever happened to good 'ol Colon Blow? |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:49pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Alright now I am getting intrigued. I am going to get some of that stuff when I get out of work. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:51pm - Mess ""] i sorta tastes like liqrish |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's a fucking revolution. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:54pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] What happend to the good old days of Ex lax and such products |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:56pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'm drinking the smooth move right now |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 3:57pm - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] Your gonna be loving it in a couple of hours |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 4:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] hopefully |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 4:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Provided the tea is brewed right, it takes 6-12 hours to kick in. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:25pm - niccolai ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:So I've been drinking this tea that acts as a system flush, and I definitely just showed the bathroom here at work a thing or two about a thing or two. Just so it knows I mean business, I'll be returning around lunch time to lay down the brown once again. Everyone's day is now ruined and I laugh. Oh great. now he's drinking herbal teas. You have now officially taken the last step toward becoming a psuedo-intelectual. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 17,2008 8:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Herbal tea that makes you shit isn't thaaat close to pseudo-intellectual. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 7:41am - Yeti ""] yeah no negative words can be spoken against something that cleans out your intestines. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 8:52am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I did not drink said tea last night since I have job interviews today...but you can expect a full report tomorrow morning of what sort of splendiferous and profligate product is expelled from my innards. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 18,2008 10:35am - Yeti ""] i had the absolute worst farts this morning. i kept having to turn my fan on at work. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 18,2008 6:55pm - niccolai ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Herbal tea that makes you shit isn't thaaat close to pseudo-intellectual. touche' |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 9:07am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I am on massive shit number 2 of the day. I am empty. The toilet is full. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 9:45am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I was waiting for a update, I am glad to hear that you are shitting your brains out again! |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 9:50am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Haha, me too! Even though I didn't drink the tea the night before last, I still had a copious amount of waste, but this morning's outcome is unrivaled. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 19,2008 9:58am - AnotherMetalDrummer ""] I'm glad to hear that, nothing like a holiday dump! |