Beautiful Gorgeous signs to Hold True Recordings[views:12757][posts:111]_______________________________ [Sep 30,2007 10:57pm - Lamp ""] When I hear stuff that's ultra technical, I don't even hear music really, I just hear a bunch of people showing off what they can do on their instruments. These don't even really sound like songs, just a bunch of random shred parts stapled together. It's ten times worse with Psyopus than this band. Wankery doesn't make music. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 30,2007 11:36pm - haysuzer ""] but you still feel the need to defend your thoughts. its cute. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 1,2007 2:13am - Samantha ""] There are a whole lot of anonymous people in this thread. I bet they all share the same IP address. |
| ____________________________________________ [Oct 1,2007 2:51am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Samantha said:There are a whole lot of anonymous people in this thread. I bet they all share the same IP address. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 1,2007 9:58am - a nony mouse ""] Remember when this band was called 'After the Ashes' and played songs comprised of open D chords (about two minutes of a three and a half minute song) with dischords thrown in for good measure? Yeah. Then add some members and continue on the Norma Jean-clone road? Yeah. Then one night they realized that breakdowns and dischords are out, but hammer ons are in? Oh yeah. Then they got a bassist who could tap, because all the good bands have bassists that can tap? Who can forget. Then when they got "signed" to Grind Structure and started structuring their songs in a faux-grind format, which equals more jubba-jubba hammer ons/pull offs? Uh-huh. Then when they decided/realized that their image meant more than their ability to write music and overt obcenity and redundancy was the new thing (like ironicly long names and pluralizations)? I know, right? Case in point, this band is not good. I was going to put a 'that' in there but thought that it would imply that they had some saving grace. Go practice more hammer ons and start stealing more riffs. Congrats. |
| __________________________________________________ [Oct 1,2007 5:31pm - Septic Mountain Fountain ""] I dig it....not so much the name, but the tunes |
| __________________________________ [Oct 1,2007 7:09pm - tagalong ""] because all music is completely carried by guitar and bass. if you plan on giving a half-assed review pretending you know what you are talking about, at least give the band the pleasure of doing a bad job at describing the drums and vocals too. not everybody that listens to this stuff plays guitar, or any instrument for that matter. it doesn't matter what chords or fundamentals are used whether the band knows what they are or not. . good songs can be really simple, and bad songs can be really complex. bad songs can have a strong underlying structure, and good songs can have almost-no structure. what is important is the impact. if a band doesn't make my head explode because of how the music makes me feel, then it is just not worth listening to. but give everything a chance, even if there is literally nothing on the track, if you get a strong vibe, it's a damn good song. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 1,2007 8:36pm - brian_dc ""] Music is a world within itself With a language we all understand With an equal opportunity For all to sing, dance and clap their hands But just because a record has a groove Dont make it in the groove But you can tell right away at letter a When the people start to move They can feel it all over They can feel it all over people They can feel it all over They can feel it all over people Music knows it is and always will Be one of the things that life just wont quit But here are some of musics pioneers That time will not allow us to forget For theres basie, miller, satchmo And the king of all sir duke And with a voice like ellas ringing out Theres no way the band can lose You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over You can feel it all over people You can feel it all over I can feel it all over-all over now people Cant you feel it all over Come on lets feel it all over people You can feel it all over Everybody-all over people |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 2,2007 12:05am - GoatCatalyst ""] i didn't read past my last post in this thread, but i'm going to guess somebody's butt hurts? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 2,2007 8:26am - Hungtableed ""] I can't really stand this type of stuff. Noodle-noodle-noodely-do, chug, chug, chug, chug, noodle-noodle-noodle.... |
| __________________________________ [Oct 2,2007 10:20am - brian_dc ""] guys just listen to Stevie...it's all good |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 2,2007 10:22am - brandon... ""] I dont know why people are calling this talent. Even when they are talking shit about them people are like man so what if they can shred. No Necrophagist can shred these guys are fucking noise |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 9:09am - st00pidkidz ""] this is so fucking amusing. theyre not a band to impress the fuck out of you. they love what they do, and who cares if you dont. you all dont have to go and throw hissy fits cause someone likes them and you dont. grow up, go put your sisters pants back on. faggotts. |
| _____________________________ [Oct 7,2007 4:03pm - Lisa ""] this is so fucking amusing. theyre not a band to impress the fuck out of you. they love what they do, and who cares if you dont. you all dont have to go and throw hissy fits cause someone likes them and you dont. grow up, go put your sisters pants back on. faggotts. this kid is my hero....and seriously those who talk about scenester dont know what they are talking about what so ever especially to steriotype the boys from BG, you should prob meet them before you talk shit. they are all different and are probably the nicest most fucking hilarious doods you will ever meet in your life, trust me i never liked this music and this band seriously puts on the best show i have ever seen they are truly amazing |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 7,2007 9:55pm - tbone_r nli ""] Lisa said:this is so fucking amusing. theyre not a band to impress the fuck out of you. they love what they do, and who cares if you dont. you all dont have to go and throw hissy fits cause someone likes them and you dont. grow up, go put your sisters pants back on. faggotts. this kid is my hero....and seriously those who talk about scenester dont know what they are talking about what so ever especially to steriotype the boys from BG, you should prob meet them before you talk shit. they are all different and are probably the nicest most fucking hilarious doods you will ever meet in your life, trust me i never liked this music and this band seriously puts on the best show i have ever seen they are truly amazing FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 7,2007 10:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wow how did i miss all the drama on here. however the drama is too formulaic. i need original drama, people. apparently only TBS knows drama. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 7,2007 11:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Man, I'm glad I finally checked these guys out... ...so I can safely say that I never want to hear them again. This is some of the sloppiest, saddest, most unprofessional sounding music that I have ever heard. I don't care who wants to defend them, how they want to defend them, or why they want to defend them; plain and simple, this is horrific. I don't give a fuck if this is what you listen to; you can listen to whatever you want, but that doesn't make it "good" music. I'm all for a band doing what they want to do, and I appreciate the fact that they claim that they don't care if someone doesn't like it, but this is ridiculous. The people (or maybe just 1 person, who knows) sticking up for Beautiful Gorgeous in this thread are idiots if they think this takes "thought and skill." There is no flow to any of the music, transitions (where there are transitions) are half-assed, overall technique and chops seem like a crapshoot, and any groove and/or rhythm that they capture just disappears within mere seconds. If it is their intention to create music with the aforementioned qualities (or lack there of), then it's a stupid idea. I'd like to see what sort of compelling argument I can get tossed at me aside from the usual "lol, you just don't understand it" bullshit. For the record, even if this band had the best name ever, my opinion would stay the same. Beautiful Gorgeous is a bad name, and they make bad music, so it suits them well. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 8,2007 10:01pm - anonymouse ""] Lisa said:this is so fucking amusing. theyre not a band to impress the fuck out of you. they love what they do, and who cares if you dont. you all dont have to go and throw hissy fits cause someone likes them and you dont. grow up, go put your sisters pants back on. faggotts. this kid is my hero....and seriously those who talk about scenester dont know what they are talking about what so ever especially to steriotype the boys from BG, you should prob meet them before you talk shit. they are all different and are probably the nicest most fucking hilarious doods you will ever meet in your life, trust me i never liked this music and this band seriously puts on the best show i have ever seen they are truly amazing -One of their girlfriends. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 8,2007 10:09pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Man, I'm glad I finally checked these guys out... ...so I can safely say that I never want to hear them again. This is some of the sloppiest, saddest, most unprofessional sounding music that I have ever heard. I don't care who wants to defend them, how they want to defend them, or why they want to defend them; plain and simple, this is horrific. I don't give a fuck if this is what you listen to; you can listen to whatever you want, but that doesn't make it "good" music. I'm all for a band doing what they want to do, and I appreciate the fact that they claim that they don't care if someone doesn't like it, but this is ridiculous. The people (or maybe just 1 person, who knows) sticking up for Beautiful Gorgeous in this thread are idiots if they think this takes "thought and skill." There is no flow to any of the music, transitions (where there are transitions) are half-assed, overall technique and chops seem like a crapshoot, and any groove and/or rhythm that they capture just disappears within mere seconds. If it is their intention to create music with the aforementioned qualities (or lack there of), then it's a stupid idea. I'd like to see what sort of compelling argument I can get tossed at me aside from the usual "lol, you just don't understand it" bullshit. For the record, even if this band had the best name ever, my opinion would stay the same. Beautiful Gorgeous is a bad name, and they make bad music, so it suits them well. good to see some people finally getting technical with their band bashing criticism. kudos. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 8,2007 10:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Thank you sir. I take pride in my criticism. I guess it was 5 years of critiques in art school that just got me used to it, haha. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 8,2007 11:56pm - sxealex ""] this is such an odd thread |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 5:17pm - xzccccccccczxc ""] MARK FUCKING RICHARDS- you could be dead on with your fucking BOOK on why bg sux, but if you hate it that much then why go into such a bitch fit about it, If you dont like them you could just post I THOUGHT THEY SUCKED, Instead you decided you knew everything about music and tryed to sound like the smartest man/ boy/ ball tounger etc. what ever you are and just sound stupid. So please except my advice and SHUT UP! LIFT UP YOUR DICK AND PRAY THAT SOME DAY YOU HAVE A WRINKLY LOOKING SACK WITH 2 NUTS IN IT. PS, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU WENT TO SCHOOL FOR ART GO LISTEN TO MORE HATE BREED |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 5:48pm - narkybark ""] this just took a turn for the better |
| _________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 6:21pm - What?! ""] They have no rhythm whatsoever I can't even rock out to this shit. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 6:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xzccccccccczxc said:MARK FUCKING RICHARDS- you could be dead on with your fucking BOOK on why bg sux, but if you hate it that much then why go into such a bitch fit about it, If you dont like them you could just post I THOUGHT THEY SUCKED, Instead you decided you knew everything about music and tryed to sound like the smartest man/ boy/ ball tounger etc. what ever you are and just sound stupid. So please except my advice and SHUT UP! LIFT UP YOUR DICK AND PRAY THAT SOME DAY YOU HAVE A WRINKLY LOOKING SACK WITH 2 NUTS IN IT. PS, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU WENT TO SCHOOL FOR ART GO LISTEN TO MORE HATE BREED Well, since you care so much... I didn't feel that the usual, "They suck" post would do much good, so I decided to give a detailed critique since I actual care about music and hate when shitty bands try to make music. Seems like you're having more of a bitch fit than me. PS, Hatebreed suck almost as much as Beautiful Gorgeous. Get the sand out of your vagina. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 6:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] And yes, Narkybark is right, this thread is getting better, haha. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 10,2007 6:32pm - Lamp ""] xzccccccccczxc said:but if you hate it that much then why go into such a bitch fit about it, If you dont like them you could just post I THOUGHT THEY SUCKED, Instead you decided you knew everything about music and tryed to sound like the smartest man/ boy/ ball tounger etc. If you like it so much and you're so secure in your music tastes, why go into such a bitch fit about it? If you like them you could just post "I thought they ruled", instead you decided you knew everything about music and tried to sound like the smartest man/boy/ball tounger etc. By the way, with how you acted, I'm sure if you came into this thread and saw a bunch of posts that just said "I thought they sucked", your rant would have been telling people to state why you think they suck instead of just acting all macho and proclaiming the band sucks. |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 6:37pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] 1 point for people who don't listen to shitty music. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 6:44pm - the_reverend ""] blah blah blah im mr burns. do this. do that. blah blah blah. now someone post the lyrics from kids in america and shut up. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 8:31pm - douchebag_patrol ""] http://bandfuckinsucks.ytmnd.com/ |
| ______________________________ [Oct 10,2007 8:54pm - lisa ""] Lisa said:<<this is so fucking amusing. theyre not a band to impress the fuck out of you. they love what they do, and who cares if you dont. you all dont have to go and throw hissy fits cause someone likes them and you dont. grow up, go put your sisters pants back on. faggotts. this kid is my hero....and seriously those who talk about scenester dont know what they are talking about what so ever especially to steriotype the boys from BG, you should prob meet them before you talk shit. they are all different and are probably the nicest most fucking hilarious doods you will ever meet in your life, trust me i never liked this music and this band seriously puts on the best show i have ever seen they are truly amazing>> -One of their girlfriends. why does it matter that im one of their girlfriends?? because i have my opinions like every other person im just saying im not bias just because my boyfriend is in the band, not a big deal but thats right it is my own opinion i dont need to defend it because its what i think i dont really care what other people think about them..it doesnt really affect me |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 8:59pm - hungtableed ""] WTF? This thread is still going on... With that said, one of them has a girlfriend? Rumor has it is that they do dudes... |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:13pm - xzccccccccczxc ""] hahaha MARK FUCKING RICHARDS, A FEW CHOICE WORDS FOR YOU THE SUPER SMART LEADER OF THE MUSIC WORLD ~ NOW IS THE TIME FOR ME TO RISE TO MY FEET, WIPE YOUR SPIT FROM MY FACE, WIPE THESE TEARS FROM MY EYES~ HAHA hope you enjoyed that, now go shit in your mothers cunt |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:27pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You're trying too hard. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:38pm - lisa ""] well yeah they do doods too...they love cock and balls thats what its all about |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:38pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Come on...How can you go wrong with a band named after a character from a Jimmy Neutron cartoon. And with that said................................. WOW DO YOU GUYS SUCK!!! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:41pm - archaeon ""] omg go eat dawg feces m4rk srsly |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] archaeon said:omg go eat dawg feces m4rk srsly 3LL 0H 3LL |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:44pm - the_reverend ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:51pm - Lamp ""] Red, Blue, Silver, and Gold versions kick ass, fuck what anyone says. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:51pm - Dwellingsickness ""] the_reverend said: bennyhillifier click it Rev..I dare ya. "The owner of this video does not allow video embedding " |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 9:57pm - RichHorror ""] Aaron is a fucking asshole. |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 10:05pm - Dwellingsickness ""] X10 |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 10,2007 10:45pm - anonymouse ""] It seems like every riff they write would be a good riff if they didn't just play it for 5 seconds, have a drum fill, and then start with another one. Start/stop/start/stop. Denouncing bands that use typical formulas for songs and then inventing your own is still just as annoying. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 4:32am - thegreatspaldino ""] Mark richards loves to take his shirt off and mosh it up hahdcoor to the sick brutal moshy mosh parts at Hatebreed shows. helll his car has a huge hatebreed sticker on it and his license plate is "H8BRED" |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 8:27am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Yeah, who am I kidding...I fucking LIVE to show my respect for Hatebreed. I'm getting it tattooed across my face next week, I'm fucking PUMPED. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 8:38am - thegreatspaldino ""] hatebreed makes all the broz mosh it up... even at the weight room. not to mention it pumps up the brahz when they touch weiners. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 10:14am - aaron_michael ""] just to change gears a bit, has anyone heard anything good about Hold True recordings? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 11,2007 10:40am - xmikex ""] What a dumb thread. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 11,2007 10:48am - Yeti ""] xmikex said:What a dumb thread. |