COMPOSTED passively seeking 2nd guitarist.[views:37180][posts:119]_____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:02am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Massachusetts "super heroes of silly slam," Composted, are seeking a new 2nd guitarist in lieu of Eliot "The Blackness Monster" Bayless' departure from the band last month. We practice in Woburn, MA, just a few minutes from Rte. 93 and Rte. 95. The overall direction of the music is death metal with an emphasis on slam, incorporating elements of grind, black metal, d-beat, and whatever else we feel like. Most importantly we like to have fun and make fun of anything and anyone we see fit, including ourselves (see any pictures of our live shows). Influences include but are not limited to: Eternal Suffering, Broken Hope, (old) Devourment, Internal Bleeding, Cock & Ball Torture, Gronibard, Birdflesh, Insect Warfare, The Dave Matthews Band, Suffocation, Candiria, Repudilation, Wormed and Taco Bell. REQUIREMENTS: -MUST have your own gear -MUST have transportation -MUST be willing to simply go with the flow due to inconsistent schedules, etc. -MUST have a sense of humor, be willing to look like a complete idiot on stage and not be offended by ANYTHING. -MUST be at least 18 years of age, preferably over 21 -MUST be able to contribute financially to the band (e.g. practice space rent, merchandise, recording, beach balls) -MUST be able to practice 1 or 2 times a week -MUST be able and willing to play 1 or 2 shows a month on average It should be noted that we aren't necessarily looking for anyone technically proficient, nor are we looking for anyone to contribute significantly to the writing process. Essentially we need someone who will beef up our live sound and have fun with us. You can hear our music and soil your brain with other Composted propaganda at www.myspace.com/compostedmetal. Anyone interested can respond in this thread, send me a PM, message our MySpace or email me at mrichardsart@gmail.com. Hugz & Kissez, COMPOSTED |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:03am - FuckIsMySignature ""] MUST land on cocks |
| __________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:04am - archaeon ""] I was in this band once. The got kicked out cus my cock rocked to hard. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:05am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Landing on Grant's cock was too much for us. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:08am - RichHorror ""] I was in this band once. I quit because I finally figured out I wasn't at Olive Garden. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:10am - FuckIsMySignature ""] never ending soup salad and breadtality |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:10am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Nor the Cheesecake Factory. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:12am - archaeon ""] *breecake factory |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:15am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] More like fuck you. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:58am - xanonymousx ""] PEE EMMMMMDDDDD |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:59am - xanonymousx ""] just ask the rev about me... he knows how crazy i be. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:24am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Y'all been replizzied. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 2:33am - I_am_not_me ""] Hmmm. I'm passively seeking a band. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 2:57am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Maybe you could passively try out. Maybe. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 2:59am - blendermethodnli ""] This band needs a new luvly negro :p These guys will eat you up if your cock isn't at least 17 inches long. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 5:11am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Back in my day, that was the average. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 3,2009 7:56am - rbss ""] Play guitar for us! The new songs are awwwwesome |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 9:24am - Foghorn ""] Damn son! So there must be like 42,164 guitarists lining up outside the practice space by now... |
| _________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 9:31am - brian_dc ""] I lost my brutality in the war. I, therefore, refuse to try out. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 10:00am - Rabbi Schlomo ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Back in my day, that was the average.Ya'll have puny cocks these days. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 11:22am - FuckIsMySignature ""] i wish i had time to do this project...blaaah |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 11:56am - ouchdrummer ""] Composted isn't a "project" it is THE project! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 11:59am - FuckIsMySignature ""] uh yuh |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:01pm - ouchdrummer ""] wtf, huh? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] duh |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:01pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] buh? |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:06pm - boblovesmusic ""] I could pretend to do it! |
| _______________________________ [Aug 3,2009 12:21pm - Pires ""] boblovesmusic said:I could pretend to do it! WTF? Are you 5? This isn't imaginationland. This is the internet. We keep it real here. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:07pm - martins ""] I would do this but I'm too good. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] tragic |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:10pm - martins ""] Ya, like sweeps and shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:11pm - I_am_not_me ""] Is it okay if I'm offended by people taking offense to stuff? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:14pm - BSV ""] I would do this if I had a rig. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:14pm - martins ""] I would rig this if I had a do. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:17pm - Yeti ""] Pires said: boblovesmusic said:I could pretend to do it! WTF? Are you 5? This isn't imaginationland. This is the internet. We keep it real here. imaginATION imaaaginaation imaaaginAATION IMMAGination |
| ______________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:18pm - timma ""] I would do this if I had a rig, skill, and a larger phallus. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:21pm - tyler in ct ""] i'd so want to do this but im too far and dont have enough income right now |
| _______________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:33pm - zyklon ""] So what happened to the blackness? |
| ________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:37pm - martins ""] black |
| _______________________________ [Aug 3,2009 1:57pm - zyklon ""] He is |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 3:29pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] ITT: People who won't play guitar for Composted. Zyklon, Eliot left to focus on his audio engineering/producing among other music related things. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 3,2009 3:30pm - narkybark ""] and, black. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 4,2009 12:14am - I_am_not_me ""] But yeah, I'm up for trying out. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 4,2009 2:32am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Word mang. I'll drop you a line and let you know when you can come to practice and see how we work and all that shiz. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 4,2009 2:37am - Sacreligion ""] I would totally be there if it weren't for having 12 days to get a drummer solid for a bunch of shows. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 4,2009 3:20am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You never know, we may still need a guitarist after those 12 days are over. We're not really in a rush anyway. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 10:24am - forcedtoBleed ""] Composted needs a hole their head more than a new guitarist. Just end that shit...it's the worst thing to happen to metal. You are a joke. You don't need anyone technically proficient to play guitar because you suck. You should move your band to P-Town so you can SLAM all the dudes you want there. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 10:31am - Sinistas ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 11:05am - Greeny ""] Can I try out. What do you guys sound like |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 8,2009 11:11am - markrichardsnologgies ""] forcedtoBleed said:Composted needs a hole their head more than a new guitarist. Just end that shit...it's the worst thing to happen to metal. You are a joke. You don't need anyone technically proficient to play guitar because you suck. You should move your band to P-Town so you can SLAM all the dudes you want there. I think we've found our perfect candidate. You're so dreamy! |