Help pick COFFIN BIRTH's new band name...[views:20255][posts:120][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:35pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] What do you think??? |
__________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:37pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] OVEN BIRTH |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:37pm - Aegathis ""] this isnt official yet! I think the second one is better, but I am still having trouble saying it! hahah |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:44pm - Aegathis ""] http://www.myspace.com/coffinbirth |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:44pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] The bonus about the 2nd name is hot chicks for art for the CD and stuff! |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:46pm - ben nli ""] how about COFFIN SYRUP |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] http://www.myspace.com/coffinbitch is taken though www.myspace.com/coffinbreath isn't taken. |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:47pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] ben nli said:how about COFFIN SYRUP Already a band... http://www.myspace.com/coffinsyrup |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:48pm - Aegathis ""] i knew about coffin Syrup, there is a Coffin Born too, and a few other Coffin Births |
_____________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:51pm - blue ""] coffin breath is cool, but it makes me think of death breath. |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I think it's clever, because of coffee breath!!! |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:55pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] M O R E V O T E S ! |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:55pm - Aegathis ""] could always change it to Cough and Burp |
_________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:55pm - thegreatspaldino ""] how about Coffin Rape Coffin Coitus Coffin Cheesesteak Coffin Fun Time Coffin C++ Coffin Race Coffin Runnings Darkwing Coffin David the Coffin Coffin Skynard Blue Oyster Coffin or my personal favorite... COUGHIN COFFIN |
_______________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:56pm - Brad Weymouth ""] bitch breath |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] www.myspace.com/coffin_bitch is available |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:58pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Aegathis said:i knew about coffin Syrup Already a band... http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=28946 |
________________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 7:59pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] how about... Coffin Monkey Exhumed Coffin Coffin Exclusion Morbid Canopy Rotting Coffin Coffin Rot Empty Coffin Coffin Sores Grave Coffin |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:02pm - sinistas ""] Coughin' Birth |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:07pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Nobody is voting, WTF?! |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:09pm - Aegathis ""] i know its like trying to get people to come to see us live |
_________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:10pm - thegreatspaldino ""] is there a band out there called "AIDS" ? i dont think there is anything heavier, barring Rosie O' Donnel or Suffocation, than getting the news that you have AIDS. |
__________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:15pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Hella Douche Hella Coffin Douche Birth Douche Douche Holla Holla Birth |
_________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:16pm - Aegathis ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Hella Douche Hella Coffin Douche Birth Douche Douche Holla Holla Birth Coffin Birth of the US :spineyes: you know you love it |
_____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:26pm - SkinSandwich ""] Acherontia styx |
_________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:33pm - Dwellingsickness ""] After Birth |
__________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:35pm - diarrhea_Blumpkin ""] coffin erection |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:37pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Dwellingsickness said:After Birth I hope you're kidding! Been used forever ago. |
___________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:40pm - i_am_lazy ""] Coffin Breath. |
__________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Coughin' Up Birtha |
______________________________ [Sep 4,2007 8:46pm - Hoser ""] SNAKE BIRTH!!!! OH PLEASE BE "SNAKE BIRTH" AND I WONT MISS A SHOW!!! |
_____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:00pm - deadlikemurf ""] coffee breath |
____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:21pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:I think it's clever, because of coffee breath!!! COFFIN BREATH!!! |
______________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:24pm - hung_to_bleed ""] Coffin Balls... Seriously though, we played with Coffin Birth once and they were fucking awesome... |
_____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:26pm - BlackoutRick ""] Why is this the funniest thing I've seen today? Coffin syrup!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!! But seriously, you guys need a name? How bout Tumult? |
_____________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:31pm - sly ""] egh, i'd vote but i dont really like either of the names. I need more options. |
__________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:35pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Sausage McCoffin |
_________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:36pm - Dwellingsickness ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Dwellingsickness said:After Birth I hope you're kidding! Been used forever ago. yes I was , and that is just further proof ,Rev needs to put some sorta thing up to signify sarcasm haha |
_____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:41pm - the_reverend ""] TEH COFFIN AIDS PENIS OF DOOOOOOOM! |
__________________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] OBNOXIOUS GIRTH |
_____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:46pm - the_reverend ""] gavin mcscooter |
_______________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 9:54pm - shr3dd1ngsw3d3 ""] Metallica |
___________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 10:18pm - tomx nli ""] coffin smurf |
___________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 10:20pm - tomx nli ""] [img] [img] |
______________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 10:37pm - the_reverend ""] wow.. tom just won. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 10:40pm - Dr. sphincto ""] pyroclast |
_____________________________________ [Sep 4,2007 10:40pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] It'd be easy to make that COFFIN BITCH - could even make the T an inverted cross centered! |
____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 12:07am - ConquerTheBaphomet ""] This thread has given me my laughter of the day. |
_____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 12:12am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] There may already be a Coffin Syrup, but what about Coffin Drops? |
________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 12:16am - NIGGER ""] COFFEE-COLORED LOVE MACHINE |
__________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 12:29am - Aegathis ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Coffin Drops? ahhhhahah |
____________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 12:52am - RichHorror ""] Chilly Willy & The Funky Fros-Tones |
____________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 1:53am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] It's a tie, keep voting! |
_________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 8:46am - largefreakatzero ""] Coffee Burp. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 9:13am - shr3dd1ngsw3d3 ""] Coffin Knee-Grow |
______________________________ [Sep 5,2007 10:37am - Yeti ""] Coffin Beaver |
______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 10:43am - the_reverend ""] UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC! |
__________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 1:58pm - fishcakes ""] coffin burp coffin lurch coffin doom coffin crotch coffin lust |
_______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 2:00pm - shr3dd1ngsw3d3 ""] Cup O' Coffin |
___________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 2:35pm - Kinslayer ""] How about just COFFIN. |
____________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 2:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Already 3 bands named COFFIN. I like COFFIN BITCH more now. |
_________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 2:42pm - Dwellingsickness ""] Smeg and the Heads |
_______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 2:59pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] McLaughlin Birth Also see: Bloggin' Mirth Minas Tirth Dirty Sanchez and the Bloody Feces |
_______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 3:02pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Duncan Hills Coffin |
_____________________________ [Sep 5,2007 3:17pm - Yeti ""] Huffin' Coffin Fumes |
__________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 4:55pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Ritual Impurity has a nice ring to it. either that or Captain Ashtray and the Taintsuckers |
__________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 6:11pm - MASlayer ""] coffin phelgm |
__________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 6:13pm - dyingmuse ""] Skank Wagon |
____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 6:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I hate to derail the fun here, but why does Coffin Birth have to change their name? Or is this just one big joke? |
_________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 6:17pm - Aegathis ""] thanks for ruining it mark! http://returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=44123#662782 >:] |
____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 6:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Damn. That shit is WEAK. |
_______________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 8:15pm - shr3dd1ngsw3d3 ""] BOO MARK, BOO! I say "COFFIN CUNT" |
____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 8:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] How about Thunder Pickle? Coffin Pickle? Cacaphonous Cucumber Coffin? Am I un-ruining yet?!?! |
_____________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 8:29pm - SkinSandwich ""] Cacaphonous Cucumber Coffin! Ha, winner! End of thread and name of the band. |
____________________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 8:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You're welcome. |
___________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 11:06pm - demondave ""] I like Coffin Breath better. |
___________________________________ [Sep 5,2007 11:11pm - demondave ""] Why aren't the MASS Coffin Birth on Metal Archives? I'm surprised AUTOPSY666 didn't take care of that a long time ago. I only see the Canadian one. |
__________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:07am - Aegathis ""] theres a rule on metal archives saying you can only be on there if youve released at least a demo, we havent released anything yet. Songs on Myspace dont count, if i recall correctly. |
________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:41am - NIGGER ""] COFFINEGRO |
__________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 12:49am - Aegathis ""] haha |
__________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 7:43am - MASlayer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:How about Thunder Pickle? Coffin Pickle? Cacaphonous Cucumber Coffin? Am I un-ruining yet?!?! THUNDER PICKLE is the greatest name I've ever heard!!! |
_____________________________ [Sep 6,2007 5:58pm - poop ""] coffin girth |
____________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 6:08pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] The bonus about the name COFFIN BITCH is using hot chicks for art and stuff! |
_____________________________ [Sep 6,2007 6:13pm - rhys ""] Coffin Borth |
_______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 8:10pm - burnsy ""] Coffindoomerown |
_________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 8:14pm - Aegathis ""] hahaha yess!! awesome mike. And who says you cant be awesome all the time |
_______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 8:16pm - burnsy ""] i say you can't be awesome all the time. so motherfucker be nice. |
_________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 8:19pm - Aegathis ""] I wonder what castledoomerowns response will be when I tell him that we are changing our name to Coffindoomerown |
______________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 9:11pm - neverpurified ""] Coffin Birth of Fire ...someone had to say it |
_________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 9:31pm - Aegathis ""] Coffin Birth of a Tragedy I forgot to say we've gone doom now, ala Nietzsche! |
_____________________________ [Sep 6,2007 9:50pm - rhys ""] try an anagram... Riff On Bitch or Bro Finch Fit |
___________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 9:56pm - sever nli ""] Kaufman Birth |
__________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:07pm - Aegathis ""] COUGHIN MILF |
__________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:08pm - Aegathis ""] or maybe Jack Coughalot>:] |
_______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:30pm - Hoser ""] I vote for "Skanks and Slags" |
_______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:30pm - Hoser ""] or just "Hot Skank" |
______________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:45pm - afar ""] Cradle of Birth |
__________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 10:49pm - Aegathis ""] "Yeah u can change it if coffindoomerown and all of that fucking shit dude. that will be awsome awsome and all of that kind of stuff." |
_____________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:35pm - xanonymousx ""] why not just keep coffin birth? |
___________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:50pm - demondave ""] metallicoffin |
_____________________________________ [Sep 6,2007 11:56pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] COFFIN BITCH is winning! |
__________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 12:21am - Aegathis ""] xanonymousx said:why not just keep coffin birth? its been brought to this board's attention that there is another coffin birth that just got signed to some major label(?). And they are canadian! We haven't released our album yet so I guess we are in that position of having to change our name so record labels dont refuse to work with us. God damn Canadians. |
_____________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 12:55am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
______________________________ [Sep 7,2007 10:40am - Yeti ""] Mortal Koffin |
_______________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 10:53am - neverpurified ""] Aegathis said:COUGHIN MILF Coughin MILF from Australia >:] |
________________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 11:09am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Soul Coffin |
__________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 12:41pm - Aegathis ""] Coffin Birthday |
_________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 3:38pm - kessaris ""] Here are a few alternative bandnames Twytch Damage Inc. Pantero Den en White Assloads of Fun The Repo Man The Saga of Barry Darsow Mr. Turkeyneck Evander the Smitten Gileel White Kennel From Hell Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters I hope I didn't help |
_________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 4:18pm - rotivore ""] coffin refridgerator |
__________________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 4:44pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Astudan The Place for Bones Reliquary Philatory Scarab Swarm Tomb Spider Flayed Wraithe |
_______________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 6:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] FuckIsMySignature said:Astudan The Place for Bones Reliquary Philatory Scarab Swarm Tomb Spider Flayed Wraithe Playing Warhammer, much? |
___________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 6:16pm - RichHorror ""] haha yes! Seriously, name your band The Foot Of Gork. |
____________________________________________ [Sep 7,2007 7:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hoser said:or just "Hot Skank" Hahaha, I read this as "Hot Stank," which is arguably even better. |
______________________________________ [Sep 8,2007 7:13pm - kessaris nli ""] Coffin Boogie!!! |
________________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 12:46am - DestroyYouAlot ""] RichHorror said:haha yes! Seriously, name your band The Foot Of Gork. You guys are nerds. So, can I tell you about my character? |
_________________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 2:19am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] coffin farts |
________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 10:19pm - burnsy ""] coffin birth defect |
___________________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 10:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] DestroyYouAlot said:FuckIsMySignature said:Astudan The Place for Bones Reliquary Philatory Scarab Swarm Tomb Spider Flayed Wraithe Playing Warhammer, much? lol they're still cool band names. |
__________________________________ [Sep 9,2007 11:02pm - Aegathis ""] coffin born is a band that broke up a few years ago, and didnt really go any where. Would we get away with that name? |
____________________________________ [Sep 10,2007 8:10am - i_am_lazy ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:Dwellingsickness said:After Birth I hope you're kidding! Been used forever ago. Coffin Afterbirth hasn't been, though. As far as I know. |
____________________________________ [Sep 11,2007 6:17am - anonymous ""] tomx nli said:[img] [img] [img] |