Religion...what do you believe?[views:45319][posts:121][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:37am - Barf ""] Let's have a nice discussion or not... |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:38am - dreadkill ""] bahf, puke, whateva |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:38am - SacreligionNlI ""] anything could be anything |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:38am - dreadkill ""] agnostic |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:43am - SacreligionNlI ""] relentless...no stopping bahaha couldnt resist the sac reference |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:44am - El Justin ""] i have a feeling this is going to be the longest thread ever |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:45am - the_reverend ""] sodomy... it wasn't on the list |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:46am - the_reverend ""] actually, I guess that's more of a way of life |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:46am - dreadkill ""] i pray to the bum god and worship the bum, the best body part ever. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 1:02am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy. |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 1:08am - humanbonedeathmachine ""] i believe you should shut the fuck up |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 1:08am - humanbonedeathmachine ""] i choose "or not" for 300 |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 1:11am - Joe/NotCommon ""] humanbonedeathmachine said:i believe you should shut the fuck up ha a taste of my own medicine, i love it |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 1:12am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy. im down... not that i particularly care for Disrupt... i just fucking love family guy |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 3:14am - tbone_r ""] i'm more of a seinfeld guy myself |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 4:38am - SacreligionNlI ""] \m/ family guy \m/ |
| __________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 7:11am - Kalopsia ""] El Justin said:i have a feeling this is going to be the longest thread ever dude no way will this beat the neverending thread of death |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 7:21am - CongoogetalZobotomy ""] im with the moon worshiping moon cult |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 10:52am - cradleoffilth ""] Satan Mothafuckers |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 10:57am - Christraper ""] Thelema |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 10:59am - paganmegan ""] Christraper said:Thelema as in the order of the golden dawn? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 10:59am - Christraper ""] word |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:00am - paganmegan ""] I've read up on it a bit myself |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:02am - Christraper ""] have you now... |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:03am - Christraper ""] what book? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:08am - paganmegan ""] I can't remember the exact title, but its basically a compilation of "lost" documents of the order, different scrolls all getting into the philosophy and whatnot |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:09am - paganmegan ""] Also some aleister crowley stuff |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:11am - dan. ""] Yes, I believe. I believe in death. I believe in disease. I believe in injustice and inhumanity and torture and anger and hate. I believe in murder. I believe in pain. I believe in cruelty and infidelity. I believe in slime, and stink, and in every crawling putrid thing, every possible ugliness and corruption, you son of a bitch. I believe ... in you. :satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross::satancross: |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:16am - Christraper ""] paganmegan said:I can't remember the exact title, but its basically a compilation of "lost" documents of the order, different scrolls all getting into the philosophy and whatnot Lost documents? Never heard of it. Do you remember who wrote it and what Crowley books youve read? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:20am - paganmegan ""] I'll look at the book when I get home today, and I will post it and the editor's name tommorow. I have read moonchild and diary of a drug fiend. I think moonchild is one of the weirdest (if not the weirdest) things I have ever read |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:33am - Christraper ""] Oh youve read some of his fiction. Yea thats cool. I know what you mean about moonchild. That part during the sabbath is pretty fucked. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:54am - paganmegan ""] I swear that book has some kind of hidden message... its so cryptic and bizzarre, thats the only thing I can think of to justify that kind of weirdness |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:06pm - Christraper ""] Crowley was very fond of taking large doses of various narcotics and seeing where his mind took him resulting in books such as moonchild. Theres alot of hidden meaning in that book as well as every other book he wrote. Crowley liked to play games. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:17pm - paganmegan ""] Didn't he allegedly have issues with summoning forth "demons'? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:20pm - Christraper ""] what do you mean "issues"? |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:24pm - paganmegan ""] They apparently wouldn't leave him alone.. I read it in an encyclopedia somewhere.. that he called forth things that dogged him for the rest of his life... its interesting, but I take it with a grain of salt.. I wondered if you knew anything of his apparent hobbies in calling up spirits |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:32pm - paganmegan ""] I think crowley was a bit of a fruit, but an interesting character nonetheless |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:34pm - Christraper ""] 90% of the things you read about Crowley as a person from anything other than a book written by himself or one of his students (which also should be read between the lines regardless) is complete bullshit. Its all hype for the newspapers. Crowley thought it was funny. Crowley knew quite a bit about goetic evocation and if i dont have trouble with it i doubt very much that he did. I seem to recall reading one account however about Crowley allowing his body to be host to some ancient demon which apparently went horribly wrong. I dont doubt that something like that happened; everyone makes mistakes but i would imagine the story had been blown a bit out of proportion over the years. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:37pm - Christraper ""] paganmegan said:I think crowley was a bit of a fruit, but an interesting character nonetheless he was definitely out there but he was as sharp as they come |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:37pm - paganmegan ""] Outside portrayals of him tend to paint him as "evil" and as a devil worshiper.. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:39pm - Christraper ""] he liked to keep it that way. clever way to weed out the ignorant. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:39pm - paganmegan ""] Christraper said:paganmegan said:I think crowley was a bit of a fruit, but an interesting character nonetheless he was definitely out there but he was as sharp as they come His observations of mankind seem pretty dead on.. such as the power of the will towards things like addiction |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:41pm - Christraper ""] he was definitely familiar with addiction |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:43pm - paganmegan ""] He was definitely familiar with alot of the darker aspects of life |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:44pm - paganmegan ""] Now I really want to reread moonchild and diary of a drug fiend.... what else is out there for books on him? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:47pm - Cryptic Anthony ""] My dad knows all about this Crowley stuff. When I was a kid, he was involved in something called the OTO. I don't remember what it stands for, but we had some pretty weird people coming to our house. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:48pm - armageddonday ""] Nothing. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:49pm - Christraper ""] um.....lots of stuff. Id start off with 777 and The Book Of The Law but theres quite a bit of good reading to wander through. Anything by Lon Milo Duquette is worthwhile as well. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:50pm - paganmegan ""] I'm interested in all different religions,( just for the sheer sake of knowing , )but subscribe to none |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:51pm - paganmegan ""] I will definitely check those out, thank you |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 12:52pm - Christraper ""] Cryptic Anthony said:My dad knows all about this Crowley stuff. When I was a kid, he was involved in something called the OTO. I don't remember what it stands for, but we had some pretty weird people coming to our house. Yea dude some of those people can be pretty flakey. Ive been to a few OTO meetings and i think you get alot more accomplished on your own than if you joined an order. Thats not to say that you cant learn something from them but i think they get too caught up in the tradition and scripture than whats behind it. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 5:04pm - swamplorddvm ""] "atheist" |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 5:06pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i believe in the titty and the vagina !!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 5:11pm - swamplorddvm ""] PRAISE TITTY AND VAGINA!!! |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 5:25pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] AMEN Brotha say it again say it again !!! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 5:26pm - swamplorddvm ""] PRAISE TITTY AND VAGINA!!! *faints and shakes on floor* |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:14pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] praise tits praise vagina amen brothers and sisters amen, i love the titties and vagina i love the titties and vagina praise them in their name amen ! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:24pm - josiah_the_black ""] zarathustra is a pretty cool theory/religion |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 6:37pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Does Zarathustra have titties and vagina? |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 7:36pm - Dissector ""] Agnostic, though not really a religion. But since its not on there plus I'm leaning more towards atheism anyways so I'll go with that...though not really a religion. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 8:10pm - josiah_the_black ""] religion is "gay" |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 8:26pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] Titties and Vagina dammit worship at the alter !!!! |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 8:30pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""] Zarathustra... the Viking prophet? Ragnarock right? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 9:53pm - Abbath ""] pagan Odinist |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 9:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] pancakes |
| _________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 10:53pm - retzam ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy. I only read to here before I got really excited. I'm in Joe, when is my initiation? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:10pm - ACAnthem ""] I don't see straight edge on there ha ha |
| _________________________________________________ [Dec 13,2004 11:33pm - humanbonedeathmachine ""] Joe/NotCommon said:humanbonedeathmachine said:i believe you should shut the fuck up ha a taste of my own medicine, i love it hahaha, i just saw the title of the thread and my belief came up just like that before i saw who else posted. but yeah, if you love your own medicine so much, shut it ya fuckin dolt. you suck at this game |
| ______________________________ [Dec 15,2004 10:47pm - GOD ""] believe in me my children. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:08pm - anonymous ""] The combined IQ of everyone on this forum is 18. Except me. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:33pm - swamplorddvm ""] "god" you suck! You took my idea. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 16,2004 5:33pm - swamplorddvm ""] Abbath said:pagan Odinist Yes, but you actualy believe? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 3:06pm - Jeebus Crust ""] Joe/NotCommon said:I started a new religion called Crustianity, we sit around listening to Disrupt and watching Family Guy. Crustianity is one of my favorite religions. I believe there is a new Crustianity site with Jeebus Crust coming out next month at www.crustianity.org. Most Crustians like Family Guy also, and not only because it makes fun of Christianity |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 6:29pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Sathodin |
| _________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 6:35pm - ZenErik ""] Where's the option for Flying Spaghetti Monster? |
| ______________________________ [Jun 23,2007 8:30pm - Lamp ""] I believe religion threads are ass. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 8:40pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 23,2007 8:54pm - TheFilthyFrenchman ""] [img] Jesus was a butt pirate |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 10:34am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 10:36am - the_reverend ""] MSD is catholic and backs any religion that promotes molesting minors |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 24,2007 10:53am - Dankill ""] The new holy war shall be between the grand legions of Pastafarians against the vile cult of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 7:37am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I saw neither Eris, Church of the Subgenius, nor Pastafarianism on the list, so I defaulted to atheism. (Note the lack of capitalization, dummy.) |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 7:41am - thegreatspaldino ""] *shrug* |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 25,2007 10:27am - ben nli ""] Cosmo-Symbiogenesis |
| _______________________________ [Jun 25,2007 10:32am - Yeti ""] i believe solely in the otherworldly powers of cheese. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 1:00pm - Young Ninja ""] Thank you Jeebus! You are the one and only son of God... I mean Gosh. Jeebus Crust said: Crustianity is one of my favorite religions. I believe there is a new Crustianity site with Jeebus Crust coming out next month at www.crustianity.org. Most Crustians like Family Guy also, and not only because it makes fun of Christianity |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 29,2007 1:09pm - atthehaunted ""] I think the person who looked through all of the threads to find this one from 2004 is very very very very lame. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 3:51pm - chrisqwat ""] I think the person who replied to the person who looked through all of the threads to find this one from 2004 is very very very very lame. atthehaunted said:I think the person who looked through all of the threads to find this one from 2004 is very very very very lame. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 4:13pm - swamplorddvm ""] Atheist. I'm happy to see the majority here are. BUT many who think they are "atheist" believe in astrolgy or fate or meaning to events at least alittle. So they are not troooo Atheists. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 4:44pm - fuck logging in ""] swamplorddvm said:Atheist. I'm happy to see the majority here are. BUT many who think they are "atheist" believe in astrolgy or fate or meaning to events at least alittle. So they are not troooo Atheists. I hope there's a war over who is truly atheist and who isn't. like in south park or something. personally I'm rooting for the ones that believe is some fate....they are true atheists. person I believe god is my dick....and I worship it ever night in a ceremony involving holy lube, my ordained right hand, and dirty asian sluts on the internet that need saving. Ahem |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 5:01pm - the_reverend ""] hey, fuck logging in, you sound like one of those douchebag atheist people front faggots. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 5:03pm - fuck logging in ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 5:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm Atheagnostipagan. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 3,2007 5:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Although I respect the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and I'll be with Bob on X-Day - will you? |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 6:56pm - swamplorddvm ""] fuck logging in said: personally I'm rooting for the ones that believe is some fate....they are true atheists. Explain |
| _________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 7:41pm - brian_dc ""] I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 7:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i believe i can fly. however, i also believe i can touch the sky. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 4,2007 9:16pm - vein_water ""] although I don't believe in a superior power/being, I do believe in the idea that there is good and bad energy. I think the bad will overcome and I'm completely happy with that |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 1:48am - CassieLynn ""] Christian |
| __________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 2:29am - PIGTAILS ""] if theres anyway to go its unitarian, they are fuckin fun.... |
| _________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 2:51am - sxealex ""] fun like saabs and rainbows |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 2:52am - RichHorror ""] I believe in 7-11. |
| _________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 2:54am - sxealex ""] do u believe in heaven by the transitive property |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 3:06am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] A G N O S T I C ! |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 3:22am - Fuck_Logging_In_NLI ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:A G N O S T I C ! agnostics are pussies |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 6:33am - corpus_colostomy ""] the tao. |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 9:18am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Fuck_Logging_In_NLI said:agnostics are pussies You are what you eat, nigga! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 10:13am - sever ""] agnostic. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 11:48am - Greg D ""] RichHorror said:I believe in 7-11. Never forget. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 12,2007 12:22pm - bradmann ""] i'm with marx: opiate o' the masses. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 13,2007 6:45am - corpus_colostomy ""] bradmann said:i'm with marx: opiate o' the masses. right or wrong, that is THE most cliche, psudeo-intellectual quote ever. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 13,2007 8:30pm - NIGGER ""] MARX IS BULLSHIT THE REAL STRUGGLE IS BLACK VERSUS EVERYONE ELSE AND WE ON TOP BLACK POWER! |
| _________________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 12:36am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 2:54am - Y_Ddraig_Goch ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn? I was just about to post that exact quote no lie. CTHULHU FHTAGN! |
| ________________________________ [Nov 14,2007 4:13am - screwy ""] Thirding Cthulhu. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 11,2007 4:18pm - youddothesame87 ""] haha nobodys jewish |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 11,2007 4:28pm - kanegelaznik ""] there was only 12 moonworshiping suicide cult followers. seriously what the fuck atheism is for the gays and people who like rob zombie movies. aight 1 |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 5:17am - anonymous ""] I believe in a religion that worships Vagina. Vagina is Holy. Women are Goddesses. I adore Women and all my praise is for Vagina. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 9:13am - joeyumbrella ""] love vaginas myself! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 10:31am - detazathoth ""] Fourthing Cthulhu |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 10:43am - BlackoutRick ""] Vagina is still human and therefore not worthy of worship. However, it is worthy of furious, depraved lust. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 10,2009 10:44am - BlackoutRick ""] Although, praying to Pesci is acceptable. |