Getting rear ended by an 18 wheeler on the way to work dissapreciation[views:14019][posts:124]_____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 1:41pm - Dave_Maggot ""] im glad to hear youre ok man. i was wondering about that picture you sent me this morning. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Thanks duder. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:11pm - DYA NLI ""] MSD: Toothholder for teh win? Also: I keep coming back to this thread just for the picture of Mac and Dennis as British fops. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:23pm - glad-U-R-ok ""] MSD, check her yahoo email carina |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:55pm - the_reverend ""] pictures or it didn't happen. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 2:56pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I have pics to post later. I 'm going to the dentist in a couple hours and probably a specialist tomorrow. My black and blue eyes are starting to show now. Carina: I'll check a lil later when I get back to a 'puter. I don't know the name of the trucking company, but I think the state police have all the info. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 3:36pm - MillenialKingdom ""] I'm sure you can find a new tooth that's NOT on Relapse Records. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i think you gotta put the tooth in milk |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:08pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I called tooth transplants sometimes work if you get there in the first hour. You get a 60% chance. I got toothy like 4 hours later. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:09pm - Dave_Maggot ""] do the milk thing, i saw it on sesame st |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:16pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I cannot believe this joke hasn't been used in this thread...I'm disappointed in you, RTTP... DENTAL PLAN |
| _________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:24pm - moenli ""] Some south american dude with no license who couldnt speak english hit me almost two months ago coming out of a gated community. Since it was just a neighborhood intersection, i didnt think the damage was that bad until i got out and looked a it. The wheel was crooked and smashed up into the wheel well. Almost $6K in damage. Still waiting on my deductible and now my driver side wheel makes all sorts of sweet noises. Its awesome owning a car that's now probably worth about 1/2 of what I still own on it. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:24pm - narkybark ""] LISA NEEDS BRACES |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:26pm - ouchdrummer ""] well mr. disco, no painkillers you say? Gimme a holla, alright daddy? |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 4:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] thanks dudes! Also.. LISA NEEDS BRACES |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:12pm - IllinoisEnemaBradness ""] DENTAL PLAN |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:13pm - narkybark ""] LISA NEEDS BRACES! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:15pm - DYA NLI ""] Sorry Mr. Fucking, I DP'd W3's Chelsea Clinton thread before I saw this one, didn't want to repeat myself. HOW CAN I EVER MAKE IT UP TO YOU |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 5:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] At the dentist now. woooo! I think I see the specialist tomorrow. I ache all over. I feel like I got hit by a tractor trailer. ....oh wait. |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 6:02pm - narkybark ""] You know you want to. [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 6:12pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] HAHAHAAHAHA GET A FUCKING GRILL OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!! Steve, you can just say DENTAL PLAN, or fellate me, whichever. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 6:40pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Getting a temporay ghetto fake tooth until I heal enough for the specialist to put a titanium screw into my skull. I have a slight fracture. I can feel it through my bloody gums. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 7:56pm - Dankill ""] DENTAL PLAN! Seriously though, glad to hear you're ok. If you can, FUCK THIS GUY FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU CAN! |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 8:16pm - the_reverend ""] msd in the middle of a man-train? it's more likely than you think. like everyone else said, fuck this dude for every cent. go on disability at work and fill your ivory back scratcher fund for a few years off this. he's probably union and will be back on the road monday. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 31,2009 9:17pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i agree, sue the fuck out of him until he can no longer afford meth and hookers |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:06am - DJ DEATH ""] I hope he has no insurance (18 wheeler dude) so i can call him everday and make his life a miserable hell. (im a subrogationist)... Sorry to hear for your loss mike, thats fucking gay. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 4:13am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Rear ending someone on an exit ramp? I blame Sully Erna. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:04pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] APRIL FOOLS. THERE WAS NO ACCIDENT!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLZ |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:09pm - locked out ouchdrummer ""] your a dick, i said prayers for you for hours last night. |
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| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:11pm - anonymous ""] Oh wait... THAT was an april fools joke. [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I don't have time to figure out when I'm posting anonymous or not asdlfjasodfjaisdjfiasdjfiasjdfiasjdfijasidfjaisdjfiasdfj. Fuck you april fools rttp. I'll post later. I have to go to my PCP. |
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| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:18pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Laptop is 3 months old. Fuckers... It was in the seat behind me in a laptop case. I guess that's what happens when a crushed 3rd row of seats starts crushing another. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:20pm - DYA NLI ""] ITT: MSD'S TOOTH IS HEALED BY THE POWAR OF SEASONAL COMEDY |
| __________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:21pm - ""] LOL @ MSD's hockey tooth |
| _______________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:22pm - xmikex ""] That last post was me. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:25pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Hockey tooth FTW |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:25pm - largefreakatzero ""] Holy shit, your ride got fucking worked! Not to mention the tooth. Like I said before, you would totally fit in up north now! |
| __________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:32pm - ""] I get a temporary fake on Tuesday. Until then, my name's billybob from Maine. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 1:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] That was me. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:36pm - troll reverend ""] what I'm imagining is probably far more epic than the trooth. Maximum overdrive n shit. car+lappy+medical+pain and suffering = ??? They will give you (I'm guess) probably $8-10K for the injuries and then nickel/dime you over the depreciated values of the other things. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:38pm - joey umbrella ""] awesome accident! |
| _______________________________ [Apr 1,2009 2:49pm - Murph ""] MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 3:15pm - deathchicknli ""] good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 3:52pm - C.dEad ""] deathchicknli said:good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time. No shit, then they would look like his laptop. Good to hear you are alright. I hope it ain't the Holladaddy karma coming down on you. |
| ________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 4:16pm - locked out ouchdrummer ""] fuck karma. |
| _______________________________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 5:45pm - Nightbringer Morningstar, Sodomizer of Christ ""] Was the 18-wheeler wearing a backward cap and hoodie? |
| ____________________________ [Apr 1,2009 5:55pm - pam ""] Holy shit, Mike. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2009 6:02pm - DrewBlood@Work ""] pull a Candira and get millions from that trucking company. glad to see you made it out in one piece. well, except for the tooth, i'm sorry about that. |