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Getting rear ended by an 18 wheeler on the way to work dissapreciation

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[Apr 1,2009 6:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
That truck was just tryina HOLLA at a brotha.
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[Apr 1,2009 7:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Thanks dudes.


deathchicknli said:good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time.


I know. Anybody in the way way back (3rd row that folds down for cargo space) would have been dead for sure. Anybody in the seats behind me would have had legs/back broken for sure at the very least.


Murph said:MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS


I'm down. Know any good sign makers?
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[Apr 1,2009 7:13pm - the_reverend ""]
FREE CANDY?
I thought you gave up on kids to go with girls. rumor mill's a bitch.
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[Apr 1,2009 7:15pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.
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[Apr 1,2009 10:56pm - dertoxia ""]
is that an Acer 1737?
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[Apr 2,2009 9:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I could have sworn I typed out a reply to this but...

The laptop is some cheap ($700) HP. I basically saw the cheapest thing I could find that had a 17" screen and WXGA+ screen (1440x900). Originally I wanted a laptop that could do XP, but that quickly went out the Window. I said fuck it and went Vista.

I was recently wishing I had something with builtin bluetooth so I could use a bluetooth mouse with it... but I just looked at all the bluetooth mice and they blow. I with they made a BT version of my Logitech mx518 gaming mouse. Thing's awesome. Tons of extra little programmable buttons.
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[Apr 2,2009 10:34am - Yeti ""]
wow man, that's a serious wreck. glad you're alright, Ford builds a solid vehicle. fuck the haters.
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[Apr 2,2009 10:40am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
They really do. I had another Explorer 2 years ago. Liked it a lot (maybe I didn't have it long enough to see it fall apart?) but I ended up hitting a poll, rolling it and I walking away with a sprained thumb and a small red mark from the seat belt on my shoulder.
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[Apr 6,2009 2:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Just got the stitches out.
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[Apr 7,2009 9:11pm - Melba_Toast ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.


Fuck yeah I am.
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[Apr 7,2009 10:43pm - dreadkill ""]
hahahahahaha
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[Apr 7,2009 11:18pm - Hungtableed  ""]
hahahahaha hockey tooth! Fucking hilarious...
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[Apr 8,2009 9:27am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Melba_Toast said:
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.


Fuck yeah I am.



mmmm. I can only ejaculate if I'm cutting up babies.
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[Apr 8,2009 1:48pm - Melba_Toast ""]
Done and done.
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[Apr 20,2009 11:04am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I needs me a bone graft to fix the chunk of my jaw that's fucked up before they can put a dental implant in.
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[Feb 4,2010 11:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Finally got a SEMI-permanent tooth today.

Have to go back in 1 month to see if my gums recede around the new implant abutment they put in, then they'll pop in the permanent dealy.
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[Feb 4,2010 11:53am - arilliusbm ""]
impossible. 18 Wheelers weren't invented until last month.
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[Feb 4,2010 11:55am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Scott Baio invented them in world war I you fool.
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[Feb 4,2010 12:50pm - ouchdrummer ""]
Scott Baio invented the 69 position.
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[Feb 4,2010 12:55pm - the_reverend ""]
the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers.
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[Feb 4,2010 1:01pm - ouchdrummer ""]

the_reverend said:the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers.


THIS should be on the back of a t-shirt.
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[Feb 4,2010 1:07pm - the_reverend ""]
funny that you mentionedd that...
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[Dec 17,2010 10:44am - reimroc ""]
bump for immortal hockey tooth

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