FUCK KENNY LANNING[views:51730][posts:127]____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:40pm - BornSoVile ""] He's done, fucking finished. I don't want to see anyone here or in this fucking area ever working with him again. lanningkenneth@yahoo.com |
| __________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:43pm - succubus ""] i said that a while ago i dont get why bands work with him when he fucks then over and what a liar..ugh listen to bornsovile people.... |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:43pm - DomesticTerror ""] what happened? |
| __________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:43pm - succubus ""] i've posted stories..first hand shit that he did |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:47pm - DomesticTerror ""] no, i'm mean what prompted this thread? |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:49pm - BornSoVile ""] someone gave Al Goratory his phone number.......he told him that he booked Neuraxis and got all the bands. That set me off. I just called him and went off on him wild, then he said he couldn't understand what I just said. Just sent him a very stern email. I encourage everyone to tell him to FUCK OFF!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:49pm - the_reverend ""] if it's the story I heard before, its hilarious. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:51pm - BornSoVile ""] I've never been lied to so much by one person. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:52pm - the_reverend ""] what? but he's your business partner I thought. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:55pm - wade ""] let's hear some stories! |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:56pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Kenny Lanning v. Josh Staples, Taipei Deathmatch (broken glass taped to the combatants' fists) @ Sausagefest 2006 |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 9:57pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] How much do you want to bet Kenny is going to say he booked that? |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:01pm - BornSoVile ""] HAHAHA! I encourage EVERYONE to take just take just a little time out of there day to email him a firm FUCK YOU KENNY with a brief explanation of why and so on and so forth. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:04pm - nate nli ""] post his e-mail address |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:06pm - BornSoVile ""] lanningkenneth@yahoo.com |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:09pm - Kenny Lanning ""] I'm Kenny Lanning and I'm a big stupid gay. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:11pm - succubus ""] http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=15820 read the title... |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:11pm - BornSoVile ""] KENNY GIMME A CALL IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY EMAIL, PLEASE. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:22pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] He called me today, I didn't answer. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:36pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Seriously, you didn't see this coming? A few weeks back I was the asshole for turning down the gig because he was involved, now look what's happened. Fuck Kenny, the only reason I ever want to see that kid again is if it involves knocking out the rest of his teeth. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:39pm - BornSoVile ""] I saw this comming Pete, trust me... |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:41pm - succubus ""] ArrowHead nli said:Seriously, you didn't see this coming? A few weeks back I was the asshole for turning down the gig because he was involved, now look what's happened. Fuck Kenny, the only reason I ever want to see that kid again is if it involves knocking out the rest of his teeth. if someone called you asshole for turning down one of their shows..THEY are the idiot..you are intelligent!:bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow: |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:47pm - ArrowHead nli ""] I wouldn't neccessarily call them idiots, they just shouldn't have turned to the kid as a last resort money man. Kenny is a NO resort. Robbing a bank is a better option. Let's call him up to sponser the next sausage fest. Just don't tell him that he's going to BE the sausage. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 10:50pm - KeithMutiny ""] he asked me if we'd play the Mouth of the architect show in MA, i said no, then he turned to blue and asked if he wanted the show, too book and run. Blue then (in front of him, 1 second later) turned and asked me if we would play, and i said yes. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:03pm - the_reverend ""] that story makes my head hurt. it's a fact that kenny reads this board too. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:05pm - BornSoVile ""] KeithMutiny said:he asked me if we'd play the Mouth of the architect show in MA, i said no, then he turned to blue and asked if he wanted the show, too book and run. Blue then (in front of him, 1 second later) turned and asked me if we would play, and i said yes. ugh, that doesn't make anything better. Blue fucking told he wasn't going to work with him anymore. Kenny is obviously threatened by me hounding him to pay up. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:07pm - ArrowHead nli ""] the_reverend said: it's a fact that kenny reads this board too. Bullshit, there's no way you'll convince me that kid can read. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:07pm - BornSoVile ""] wait a second, isn't Joe doing the Mouth of the Architect show??? |
| _________________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:20pm - mark fucking richards ""] i will not fuck kenny lanning, but yes...fuck kenny lanning. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:28pm - brian_dc ""] succubus said:http://www.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=15820 read the title... the only thing that surprises me about this thread is seeing Arrowhead logged in...what the fuck is that!? |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 11:48pm - ArrowHead nli ""] Ha, I haven't logged in for a looong time |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:01am - Kalopsia ""] i e-mailed kenny after our palladium show a few months back telling him i didn't wanna work with him again because he lied to us the entire night. after reading this thread, i'm glad i did that. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:08am - BornSoVile ""] let me guess, he promised you guys beer and food? and you got shit-or was it something else. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:10am - ArrowHead ""] Holy crap, I have a password! Ha, I can't believe I forgot it either. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:19am - cav nli ""] well i can agree with you guys that this dude is a douche bag. i mean. he booked a show headlined by despised icon and advertised it on this site for 6 bucks. then maraculously the day before it changed to 10. then we got to the door. it was 15!!!!!! and i said fuck it i drove from ri to see despised icon. so after about 6 bands play. a few of which were great and i did not regret going to this show after all. but....despised icon ended up being a no call no show. thats fucking bullshit they were never going to come. he probbably never booked them. plus the dude has the balls to ask me for a ride home. he said hed give me 10 bucks to drive him to some place near boston. fuckhole! |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:22am - cav nli ""] actually for the record brian drove to this show, just incase he reads this, which he will. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:25am - BornSoVile ""] hahah cav, that is classic! the ride home shit comes all the time! the best was when I told him to charge $7 for 21+ at Voodoo, and $10 for 18+ he didn't understand what I was talking about. the bouncer was getting pissed, cause kenny wanted 10 across the board which is retarded cause it hurts bar sales, but he simply couldn't figure this out. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 1:14am - brian_dc ""] cav nli said:actually for the record brian drove to this show, just incase he reads this, which he will. what are you trying to say here, dude? saying I don't have anything better to do but post on rttp? that's just not true...but I choose to do it over things that are actually more important but yeah, I drove...yeah, kenny wanted down...yeah, we said fuck no. Oh and Despised Icon was booked, they released a statement apologizing afterwards, said they hit some serious traffic...but that was July...meh even if they did make it, I'm sure they would've been stunned that it was 15 bucks for them and some solid locals |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 2:44am - ArrowHead ""] Firstly, Kenny didn't book DI. Our bassist Chris did. He pretty much handed Kenny a nice 4 band bill with DI, and just wanted a place to do it. Kenny then added a bunch of bands to the bill, failed to procure a P.A., Raised the prices at the door, and once again refused to pay any of the bands, even after he had assured bands with guarantees they would be paid. Then he and that asian kid tried blowing smoke up our asses about what a huge favor they were doing us, and how they were losing money out of pocket on the show. If you can't pull a profit off a show, and you know you can't, why would you agree to pay guarantees? Also, at the beginning of the night, Kenny came up and apologized to me about the fiasco at sausage fest. He said he'd quit drinking, had gotten his shit together, and wanted to book us again. By the end of the night, he was piss drunk, and kept asking us to play a show over and over again - even after I'd said no we weren't available at least 3 times. After the last time, I told him I'd kill him if he asked again. 2 minutes later, he asked our bass player if we could do the show. Seriously, FUCK KENNY |
| ______________________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 2:48am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] HANDICAP TAIPEI DEATHMATCH Everyone v. Kenny Lanning @ Sausage Fest 2006 |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 2:56am - ArrowHead ""] The important point here is: There MUST be a sausage fest 2006 Don't care what the lineup is, as long as it includes bornsovile at the grill with tongs in one hand and a cigar in the other. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 3:50am - KeithMutiny ""] BornSoVile said:wait a second, isn't Joe doing the Mouth of the Architect show??? i guess he is now, i have no idea. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 6:00am - Kalopsia ""] BornSoVile said:let me guess, he promised you guys beer and food? and you got shit-or was it something else. well EVENTUALLY we got beer and water, no food. but the people at the Palladium got it for us, not kenny, yet he tried to take credit for it. and when we got there, there was no guestlist for any of the bands, and we had almost 10 people for a guestlist, including the rev and succubus. yea we got paid in advance, but if you can't provide anything else just fuckin say so, and don't dick us around. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 7:21am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] George and his girlfriend got in a big arguement too, all because Kenny is a douche-nozzle. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 8:57am - RustedAngel ""] We played that torn asunder show at the palladium and Kenny paid us what he said he was going to. I definetly realize how shady the guy is even so. |
| __________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:36am - brian_dc ""] arrowhead...I very carefully said the Despised Icon was booked...since I figured there was no way that Kenny landed them...should've figured Chris got them. this guy is easier to hate than cancer |
| _______________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:47am - tyag ""] Despised Icon got stuck in traffic in like NY... they didnt realize how bad it would be and didnt leave in enough time. One of the dudes in Neuraxis told me this at Voodoo, also I got an email from DI the night after Octaine. So they were coming to the first show to clear things up. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 19,2005 9:53am - blue ""] this kid called me last night to tell me he booked vital at the palladium. |
| _______________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 10:47am - Jesus_Slaves ""] are you talking about crackhead Kenny? he looks like that movie "Big" in reverse. he smokes rocks. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 19,2005 12:01pm - KeithMutiny ""] blue said:this kid called me last night to tell me he booked vital at the palladium. haha, is that after the european tour theyre on now, or after the south american tour thats gonna follow it? hahahaha |