FUCK KENNY LANNING[views:51658][posts:127]_____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:14pm - Robdeadskin ""] damn wish i was playing that. |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:18pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] i still dont understand why skulltoboggan is playing that show. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 12:58pm - KennyLanning ""] In response to all of these posts...look I guess its time I should come clean. I've been skirting around all of this for years and being in the "Metal" scene has made it even more difficult because of alot of the macho stereotypical views that alot of people have....but Im gonna lay it on the table. ...... I'm gay....thats right...I'm a flamer....a peter puffer...a sword swallower... an ass pirate....a turd burgler....a wang wrangler....yes...i like to swallow copious amounts of man jism til it runs down my faggoty cheeks like ice cream down a little boys face at the circus. I often fantasize about having everyone on the RTTP board pulling a huge gang bang metal bukkake on my mouth so that I can taste every last one of your hot man milk shots...and I can finally satisfy this urge to slurp cocks all day long.... but I havent been able too. So instead I do other douchey acts that make people hate me....so please...dont blame it on me...blame it on homosexuality. THAT my friends is the real culprit. I love you all... and would swallow everyone of you to the hilt to prove it. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:02pm - anonymous ""] KennyLanning said:....yes...i like to swallow copious amounts of man jism til it runs down my faggoty cheeks like ice cream down a little boys face at the circus. bahahahahaha |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:02pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] oh man, that made me tear up Ha |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:02pm - Anthony nli ""] anonymous said:KennyLanning said:....yes...i like to swallow copious amounts of man jism til it runs down my faggoty cheeks like ice cream down a little boys face at the circus. bahahahahaha this post was me |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:14pm - KeithMutiny ""] hahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 1:35pm - BornSoVile ""] hah! |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 2:53pm - HailTheLeaf ""] haha, I've been waiting 10 years to see this topic on a message board...hahahahahahaha. oh man, he's still doing shows? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 5:59pm - BornSoVile ""] HailTheLeaf said:haha, I've been waiting 10 years to see this topic on a message board...hahahahahahaha. oh man, he's still doing shows? more like people still book shows with him.... |
| _____________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 6:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] My hands still smell like the quesadilla I had for lunch and I've used hand sanitizer and rubbing alchohol on them. Fucking Kenny Lanning and his mexican food smell racket! |
| _________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 6:25pm - Dankill ""] Oh jesus chirst this whole thing is too fuckin funny. I've known that kid for fuckin 6-7 years starting when I used to write for Absolutmetal. Sam introduced me to him and to this day I still don't know why she even dealt with him. He is the biggest and dumbest bullshit artist I've ever seen. That kid needs a serious beating like no other. Everyone that reads this and anyone they know should just remember the following: NEVER BOOK WITH HIM NEVER TRUST HIM NEVER BELIEVE A WORD THAT LEAVES HIS CRACKED OUT MOUTH NEVER GIVE HIM A DIME OF YOUR MONEY He's started trolling the Framingham practice spaces like a whore lookin for johns. He's hitting up newer bands that I know and it's getting fucking redonkulus. Someone.... STOP THE MADNESS! I second the idea about pullin a con on him for once and see how well he cleans up that mess. For real. Do it. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 6:32pm - KeithMutiny ""] it was discussed... you knew of that idea... ill leave it at that |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 9:55pm - Termination slip ""] Somneone post his pic and then all these bands that boycott him should get together and make flyers about him and pass them out at shows. SHUT THIS FUCKER DOWN!!!!!!!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 10:18pm - ArrowHead ""] Kenny's the one with the darker hair: http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS.../lensquigitems/lennyandsquiggy.html |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 10:32pm - davefromthegrave ""] ArrowHead said:Kenny's the one with the darker hair: http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS.../lensquigitems/lennyandsquiggy.html I can't tell if that's a joke or not |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 4,2005 10:50pm - ArrowHead ""] haha |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 5,2005 2:56pm - HailTheLeaf ""] my god, he does kinda look like squiggy...that's frightening... you know, I do have pictures of Kenny around here... |
| __________________________________ [Nov 5,2005 9:25pm - Sacs Sis ""] I can't believe that that kid is still booking shows. He was doing this same shit 3 years ago when he was trying to book Auditory Dysfunction and Schekta shows. Fucking funny. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2005 4:48am - BornSoVile ""] I can't believe he fucked up Rigor Mortis.... |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 6,2005 10:30am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Rigor Mortis had a chance to play the Middle East but told me they werent going to do a MA date, then a few months later they are playing at DeeDees. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 6,2005 12:52pm - Dissector ""] Joe/NotCommon said:Rigor Mortis had a chance to play the Middle East but told me they werent going to do a MA date, then a few months later they are playing at DeeDees. Hey at least they got back to you. They never returned any of my emails. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 7:16pm - anonymous ""] eat it |
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| ___________________________________________________ [Jul 20,2009 11:41pm - smoker of crack cocaine ""] THIS GUY SEEMS LEGIT |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 20,2009 11:42pm - RichHorror ""] Hey, leave crack cocaine out of this. |
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| __________________________________________ [Nov 27,2011 7:08pm - douchebag_patrol ""] Sacs%20Sis said:I can't believe that that kid is still booking shows. [img] |