ATTN ALL THE SINGLE DUDES[views:11944][posts:131]_____________________________________ [May 10,2006 1:54pm - Sacreligion ""] Ma_Dukes said:hahaha...and whattaya mean you've heard about me? everyone's heard of ma dukes...the name strikes fear into the hearts of mortals...and highlanders |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2006 1:55pm - Ma_Dukes ""] i am really a viking |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:02pm - Sacreligion ""] sssure...j..just take whatever you want...d-d-DON'T HURT ME! see what you've reduced me to? you've taken a highlander and broken his spirit. . . |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:02pm - Ma_Dukes ""] pussy |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:03pm - Ma_Dukes ""] kidding kidding...what yourself or you get the CHLORFORM!!!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:07pm - Sacreligion ""] [img] ;) |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:10pm - Ma_Dukes ""] hahahaha, now you'll look like jay from skinless...minus the hair ofcourse |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:11pm - Sacreligion ""] at least i won't have to keep looking over my shoulder for you and a rag! |
| __________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:12pm - Ma_Dukes ""] you never complained before! |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:19pm - Sacreligion ""] cuz i was always knocked out from chloroform! |
| __________________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:23pm - davefromthegrave ""] Sacreligion said:[img] ;) no. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:24pm - Morbid_Mike ""] I don't know about evryone else but If I need lovin I just hit up the local graveyard or.... a pre-school! |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 2:24pm - Sacreligion ""] oh so that's what you look like in a gas mask |
| ___________________________________________ [May 10,2006 11:31pm - davefromthegrave ""] Sacreligion said:oh so that's what you look like in a gas mask minus the 8 or so inches of me that are already in it, yeah. |
| _____________________________________ [May 10,2006 11:34pm - RichHorror ""] Ma_Dukes said:hahahaha cha cha chloroform! that is great! i was saving it for rich horror though I love you. |
| __________________________________ [May 11,2006 8:15am - madukes ""] hahahaha |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 9:11am - RichHorror ""] Yeah, that's usually the response I get when I say that to someone. |
| __________________________________ [May 11,2006 9:23am - madukes ""] awwww.........well get a bitch drunk then say it to her...drunk chics love that shit! ah! |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 9:37am - RichHorror ""] There's not enough alcohol in the world to make any woman ok with me saying that. |
| __________________________________ [May 11,2006 9:40am - madukes ""] if that dont work my boy, that is where the chloroform once more saves the day! |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 9:58am - RichHorror ""] And by chloroform you mean a brick. I know I do. |
| _______________________________ [May 11,2006 12:55pm - Yeti ""] if you are ugly and suck, then you arent going to get any. seriously, getting a chic is not that difficult, its just that 95% of people go about it completely wrong. they either go after someone unattainable, or they just make complete asses of themselves. its all about talking casually. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 12:56pm - RichHorror ""] It's all about knowing the best places to dispose bodies. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 11,2006 12:57pm - dwellingsickness ""] Rich should write a book, I bet it would be a best seller |
| _______________________________ [May 11,2006 12:57pm - Yeti ""] and as cliche as it sounds, laughter truly is the way to a womans heart. but not fart or dick jokes, or rehashing of lame jokes you heard on Dane Cook, but genuine laughter is the key. thats how i was able to get the sizzling hot piece of ass i am currently engaged too. |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:01pm - RichHorror ""] I actually have found a circular saw and a steel clamp to be the quickest way to a woman's heart. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:01pm - Sacreligion ""] WHAT?! |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:02pm - dwellingsickness ""] Does she know you refer to her as" the sizzling hot piece of ass " |
| ______________________________ [May 11,2006 1:02pm - Yeti ""] hahaha absolutely. sometimes i'm like "hey sizzling hot piece of ass, come over here". |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:03pm - RichHorror ""] If she takes too long to come over, do you kick her in the throat? |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:10pm - Sacreligion ""] she's the last person you'd want to do that too big...nails |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:11pm - dreadkill ""] like wolverine? |
| ______________________________ [May 11,2006 1:11pm - Yeti ""] i teabag her with a sack full of doorknobs. |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:12pm - dreadkill ""] my actual scrotum is a bag full of doorknobs. it's a weird birth defect. |
| ______________________________ [May 11,2006 1:14pm - Yeti ""] scrotum...hahaha that word still makes me laugh as if i am in 4th grade hearing the word "boner" for the first time. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:14pm - Sacreligion ""] my scrotum's filled with a baseball a bizarre accident from my youth that i don't necessarily want to get into |
| ___________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:15pm - dreadkill ""] boner still makes me laugh |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:17pm - Sacreligion ""] his last name was...boner!...ha ha ha ha ha |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:34pm - dwellingsickness ""] a baseball huh?...that must be awkward in some situations |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:36pm - Sacreligion ""] yeah...derek jeter won't fuckin leave me alone |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:37pm - RichHorror ""] Derek Jeter's hands and mouth are forever busy with cock. |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:39pm - Sacreligion ""] and baseball scrotums |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:41pm - dwellingsickness ""] If I knew Derek Jeter that might be funnier...But I do not follow baseball |
| _____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:42pm - Sacreligion ""] i don't either...but even i know he's the faggy dude from the yankees |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 1:43pm - RichHorror ""] Dudes sucking dicks and jacking off other dudes is wicked funny, broheimer. |
| __________________________________________ [May 11,2006 2:56pm - dwellingsickness ""] Sacreligion said:i don't either...but even i know he's the faggy dude from the yankees you're 1 up on me then:bow: |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 2:59pm - anonymous ""] Yeti said:and as cliche as it sounds, laughter truly is the way to a womans heart. but not fart or dick jokes, or rehashing of lame jokes you heard on Dane Cook, but genuine laughter is the key. thats how i was able to get the sizzling hot piece of ass i am currently engaged too. it depends on the chic i guess |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 3:15pm - BornSoVile ""] you guys are fags. all i have to do is look them in the eye, bat the lashes, a lil smile - and i'm in. then you torture them by playing hard to get. |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 3:16pm - RichHorror ""] I torture them with razorblades. |
| ____________________________________ [May 11,2006 3:17pm - anonymous ""] you and your boyish charm..:spineyes: |