****THE NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH****[views:695569][posts:1373]________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 12:23am - silky ""] I'm willing to bet it smells a little like men in black 2. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 12:38am - Abbath ""] worst i bet it smells like bad boys 2 |
| ________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 12:40am - silky ""] damn, gina! |
| _______________________________ [Jul 15,2004 10:28am - wood ""] but what about his lyrics!! they are pure gold!!! I was in a club, one Friday. A lovely Lady comes walking my way. She walked up and she said hello. I said hi, my names Joe. I was lyin', so was she. She said her name was Donna, But her shirt said Marie. Once you get to know me, you'll never forget me. I said why, then she bit me. Ouch! That didn't hurt. Kinda nicked me, but she ripped my shirt. At that point I fell asleep. Woke up at her house, In the back of a jeep. A Blazer, '89 Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, it is, But where are my keys? There they are...in the ignition. I'm at her house. It's a Tepee. No, a skyscrapper. No, an igloo. No, it's a shack. Forget it, I'll go around back. It's a castle, with a moat How I get Across...Boat. (Twilight Zone noise) Shooo...I hate that sound. I went inside, Looked right, looked left. There she is. Oh, no Thats Jeff. He's invisible. I went downstairs. It's a loft. No, it's a dungeon! There she is, doing areobics. No, yoga. No, karate. *You killed my teacher!!!* But what a body! No, she wasn't there. I'm tellin you I saw her. No, really I saw her. She was playing checkers. No, Nintendo. Ok, I'm lying. There she is, Watching T.V. All My Children. No, thats Cosby. No, Speed Racer. No, thats Shaft. No, thats Kimble. My fault...the T.V.'s off. There she is, what a doll. No, that's Chucky from Child's play! I kissed her, And she told me this is home... I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... Where anything can happen. I'm rough like sandpaper, Hard like algebra. You should be glad that I was nice, And I allowed ya to Step on stage. To kick your ryhmes off. I tried to be nice, But you mistook that for softness. Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion! What I say goes fom now on, This is my dominion! Are there any rappers to step on stage Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage, I'm on a rampage!!!!!!! Syche just hit me. Jeff wanted to do that, But I didn't. I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. I guess I wasn't wrong. Jack and Jill went up a hill, To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, And broke his crown.... Hickory, dickory, dock. Got to use the bathroom now, Sike, I was drafted. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 10:33am - Abbath ""] that didn't even make any sense what so ever!!!!!! "i'm a bad ass cowboy livin in a bad ass world yo yo bang bang" |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 11:46am - RustedAngel ""] EESH neeesk keeesk |
| _________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 12:01pm - assuck ""] Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 1:46pm - MyDeadDoll ""] "my finger points!" |
| ______________________________ [Jul 15,2004 3:25pm - wood ""] What ever happend to the bloodhound gang? they were funny. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 4:57pm - assuck ""] remember:Enlighten Fetal Jackhammer |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 5:57pm - JellyFish ""] remember: margot has a loose vagina |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 6:05pm - JellyFish ""] leahs face looks like it got attacked by mousetraps. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 6:09pm - BornSoVile ""] I wanted to post this picture of Scott at http://www.jeremysaffer.com/gallery/portraits/location/index.html# doesn't seem to work for me. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 7:08pm - JellyFish ""] jason fortier loves the kawk |
| ______________________________ [Jul 15,2004 7:18pm - blue ""] MyDeadDoll said:"my finger points!" one of the greatest movies of all time. "from now on, you will call me betty....heh heh heh" |
| ________________________________ [Jul 15,2004 10:34pm - silky ""] wood said:What ever happend to the bloodhound gang? they were funny. the singer for my band used to play bass in a band with one of the guys from the bloodhound gang. they made him breathe fire on stage every night, so the first time he came over my house he took a bottle of tiki torch oil from my neighbor's yard and used it to spit fire balls all over my stoop.:NEWHORNS: |
| _______________________________ [Jul 15,2004 10:38pm - nick ""] [img] |
| _______________________________ [Jul 15,2004 10:39pm - nick ""] hahaha i didnt even mean to put up another picture of vin diesel. oops. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 1:14am - Abbath ""] that is still an amazing pic |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 4:06am - MyDeadDoll ""] blue said:MyDeadDoll said:"my finger points!" one of the greatest movies of all time. "from now on, you will call me betty....heh heh heh" i barely saw it for the first time a few weeks ago when my cousins were here. we've been quoting it ever since. they couldn't believe that we'd never seen that movie before. it is fucking great, tho! |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 4:06am - MyDeadDoll ""] nick said:[img] gayest picture ever |
| _________________________________ [Jul 16,2004 11:35am - assuck ""] mega man was/is the shit |
| ______________________________ [Jul 16,2004 4:05pm - wood ""] you just spray it on? you just spray it on. you just spray it off? you just spray it off. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 16,2004 8:14pm - silky ""] www.rice.com |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 18,2004 10:13pm - AASSUUCCKK ""] why is this almost on the third page? slackers. |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 18,2004 11:56pm - JellyFish ""] holy balding penis batman!!! |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 12:10am - silky ""] http://rice.com |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 12:11am - silky ""] wow. I didn't think that link would actually take me anywhere. I just thought it was funny. |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 12:42am - Abbath ""] itty bitty titties! |
| _________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 12:09pm - assuck ""] hooray for rice enterprises |
| ______________________________ [Jul 19,2004 2:03pm - wood ""] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 2:08pm - assuck ""] what the christ is that? |
| ____________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 2:12pm - MyDeadDoll ""] that's kinda nifty |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 4:55pm - swamplorddvm ""] Thats rather bad ass. Vin looks like a SPED with that helmet on haha. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 5:07pm - swamplorddvm ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 5:08pm - swamplorddvm ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 5:09pm - swamplorddvm ""] WOW Is it too beautiful to be true??? |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 5:23pm - swamplorddvm ""] Yo Abbath, can you tell me where that is? [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 5:54pm - assuck ""] we're almost at 400 |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 6:25pm - Josh_hates_you ""] is that middle earth? |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 6:26pm - Josh_hates_you ""] this is my 999th post. |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 6:33pm - JellyFish ""] swamplord eats out underaged chics. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 19,2004 9:27pm - silky ""] you say that as if it were a bad thing. |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 9:31pm - AASSUUCCKK ""] thats perfectly fine |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 19,2004 11:49pm - BornSoVile ""] My warlock shall return with a vengeance..... |
| _________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 12:43am - Abbath ""] swamplorddvm said:Yo Abbath, can you tell me where that is? [img] you didn't even have to ask me i can't wait to paint my self all up and walk around at night and be grim |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 1:05am - JellyFish ""] yeah, until they tear it down and put up 14 starbucks. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 1:14am - Abbath ""] stop being a negitive nancy |
| _________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 12:10pm - assuck ""] 398 |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 20,2004 12:18pm - RustedAngel ""] this thread is my life. |