Who would win in a fight, Mass or Maine?[views:17743][posts:168][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] _____________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:59pm - pam ""] Joke's on you Rich, I don't have any drugs!! HAH ...oh wait, that means the joke's on me. :( |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:59pm - RichHorror ""] You're the joke, sucka. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2006 2:03pm - hoser ""] babyshaker not logged in said:NH has powerkok right?...i guess if it was gonna go down NH vs MA with band members the clencher would be what state does that huge guy from LAZ live in Powerkok is in my band, Hand Choke Neck. I'm from NH, but just moved to Maine in November.....and yes, we would choke all massholes to death. That is, the one's that we didn't shoot in the face. Our band is fat: Powerkok: 290lbs. Hoser: 264lbs. Stevus: 235lbs. MattyP: 240lbs. Mark....ummm...our vocalist...ummmm: 145lbs....hahahahahahaha We would eat Mass..... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 2:05pm - RichHorror ""] He's got a point. Other than myself, my guitarist, Paul from Watchmaker and Mike from BOE/Noosebomb, all MA band people are tiny. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 3:07pm - dreadkill ""] except me, i'm fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuge! |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:17pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Statism is the new Racism! Heil! |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:42am - Mule Worker ""] Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 9:50am - rachel ""] fuckin maine all the way! think about it. maine can get a little boring so what do people do for fun...beat the shit out of eachother. they grew up fighting. plus, you are forgetting about all the hicks we have that could run you over with their monster trucks, four wheelers and snowmobiles. also, there is a unity in maine that is like no other place. if you are a mainer, you are damn proud of it and there's no way in hell a bunch of MA faggots are gonna come into our state without getting pummelled. and as someone mentioned, we've got the bikers that live for this shit. MAINE IS BETTER THAN MA. END OF STORY. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 9:57am - Kevord not logged in ""] Like people in Mass. didn't grow up fighting. Give me a break. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 9:59am - rachel ""] every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 10:10am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too. Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats. I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people... Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war. |
| ________________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 10:23am - Kevord not logged in ""] Plus we have way more moshcore kids we could stick up front to do crazy Karate moves aka cannon fodder. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 10:27am - ShadowSD ""] Mule Worker said:Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut? As someone who lives in Connecticut, I strongly agree. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 10:33am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] I agree to hate Connecticut. I also hate Mass, even though I live there. But they wouldn't lose in a fight against Maine (short of Maine taking the initiative with a big red button). |
| ________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 10:35am - hoser ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too. Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats. I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people... Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war. Where were you? York or kittery?.....ALL EX MASSHOLES. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 11:05am - CTborderpatrol ""] ShadowSD said:Mule Worker said:Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut? As someone who lives in Connecticut, I strongly agree. northeast CT is like the maine of CT. thats where all the guns and 4 wheelers are in this state |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 11:17am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] hoser said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too. Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats. I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people... Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war. Where were you? York or kittery?.....ALL EX MASSHOLES. Portland. But you are right, York and Kittery would probably join Mass in the fight. Yet another reason Maine would lose. That's a lot of yuppie dollar to be spent on mercenaries. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 11:30am - hoser ""] Well.......Portland is full of pinko commie fags. It holds the largest fag population in Maine, Aids is rampant there and they hold the largest population of all Maine Democrat votes...... Portland is not a good ambassador to what the rest of the state is like...or about for that matter. It's a city... |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:02pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] eheheheh. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:11pm - ShadowSD ""] CTborderpatrol said:northeast CT is like the maine of CT. thats where all the guns and 4 wheelers are in this state Yeah, this is the best part of CT to be in, no question, but the state as a whole blows. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:31pm - pam ""] rachel said:every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun. that's usually what you do when you CAN'T READ. :middlefinger: |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:31pm - rachel ""] hoser said:Well.......Portland is full of pinko commie fags. It holds the largest fag population in Maine, Aids is rampant there and they hold the largest population of all Maine Democrat votes...... Portland is not a good ambassador to what the rest of the state is like...or about for that matter. It's a city... so true |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:32pm - pam ""] oh and fuck CT. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] CT has sucked since the Whalers left town |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:36pm - KeithMutiny ""] rachel said:every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun. ive never hunted once in my life, and I've got 500 bucks that says I can out shoot 90% of people in maine, probably more. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:40pm - pam ""] KeithMutiny said:rachel said:every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun. ive never hunted once in my life, and I've got 500 bucks that says I can out shoot 90% of people in maine, probably more. AND have all your teeth while doing so! |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:43pm - RichHorror ""] Everyone that continues to have an emotional investment in this argument is a stupid faggot. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:43pm - dreadkill ""] i have more fingers than anyone in maine. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 12:45pm - RichHorror ""] I could beat Massachusetts and Maine in a fight. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 1:20pm - KeithMutiny ""] rich would throw coffin birth at maine |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 1:21pm - RichHorror ""] I would make sure they were secured on a park bench first. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 3:17pm - The Revealer ""] Maine hardly has any minorities. Why fight us when you can join us. Y'know? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:42pm - intricateprocess ""] why fight maine? lets fight Quebec |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:44pm - rachel ""] yea maine doesn't have many minorities which is why we would win. all the niggers and spics in MA will be too busy gang fighting eachother to pay attention to maine. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:52pm - BornSoVile ""] Mass. People forget about how hicked out western Mass is. Plus since we're so rich and superior than Maine, we'd just hire minorities to do the job for us, who are naturally better workers than white people anyways. It's science. All of Maine's inbred folk would crumble. They'd die when we'd destroy all their ships depriving them of their seafood rations. Most of their time would be spent in the woods hiding from reality, like usual. Typical Maine pacifistic weakness. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:53pm - RichHorror ""] Maine would lose because I cannot be killed by conventional means. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:56pm - UNCLESAM ""] rachel said:yea maine doesn't have many minorities which is why we would win. all the niggers and spics in MA will be too busy gang fighting eachother to pay attention to maine. You won't escape the minorities forever, oh sons and daughters of incest. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:57pm - BornSoVile ""] Maine people are scared of Minorities. That's it right there. They're too feeble to not be scared of our army.... and the weak shall be crushed! |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 4:59pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Their xenophobia will drive them to ruin. And we'll march right over them with our liberal robot armies. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2006 5:00pm - RichHorror ""] I'm always amazed that there's people in Maine that are aware of the existence of computers. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2006 2:28pm - troll ""] I'm gonna settle this dispute with a single question..... How many consonants can you lisp to in the word Maine? PmS This is the most useless yet entertaining thread on RTTP to date! Thank you so much New England! Cheers!!!:duffbeer: |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2006 3:04pm - Anon ""] Gay people don't come to Maine to get married. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2006 3:17pm - hoser ""] Bingo. Good call. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2006 3:19pm - Yeti ""] did you know the toothbrush was invented in Maine? anywhere else and it would have been a teethbrush |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2006 3:22pm - RichHorror ""] zing |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2006 3:38pm - hoser ""] Yeti said:did you know the toothbrush was invented in Maine? anywhere else and it would have been a teethbrush Paaahahahahahahaha..... Gay people have more teeth, is that what you're saying? |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 19,2006 3:57pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] troll said:I'm gonna settle this dispute with a single question..... How many consonants can you lisp to in the word Maine? PmS This is the most useless yet entertaining thread on RTTP to date! Thank you so much New England! Cheers!!!:duffbeer: So what you're saying is Maine's monosyllabic name is perfect for the simple-minded folk therein? (heheh, yeah, it's pretty entertaining) |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 19,2006 4:06pm - DreamingInExile ""] hoser said:Mark....ummm...our vocalist...ummmm: 145lbs....hahahahahahaha I think he's the only member of the scene that's smaller then I am, remember this show: [img] the scrawniest legs contest |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 19,2006 4:09pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] Mass wins because of one factor alone... They have me. Game over, no starties |
| _________________________________ [Jun 19,2006 5:23pm - foley. ""] maine wins, have you seen the size of the women in northern maine??!! |