Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old?[views:49390][posts:182]_______________________________ [Dec 26,2008 10:34am - Yeti ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago. hahahahahahahahahaha |
| _______________________________ [Dec 26,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""] the Balrog of Morgoth considers Dwyer "old school". |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 2:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: goatcatalyst said:Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant! 20 years ago... [img] Dwyer remembers when doing a boneless was "progressive" |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 3:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Dwyer's so old that "Is that rain???" is the topic of every thread he posts. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 4:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer uses a hokey to vacuum. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2008 1:37pm - dreadkill ""] Dwyer is earth vader's father |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2008 1:39pm - dreadkill ""] Dwyer coached oil can Boyd in little league |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 27,2008 1:40pm - dreadkill ""] Darth vader. Damn iPhone spelly thing |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 27,2008 3:35pm - Sacreligion ""] dwyer is going to that cro mags show tonight, sporting his original cro mags tunic. made from 100% mammoth hide. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 7:03am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] We invented skateboards and the wheel. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 28,2008 1:27pm - CMTAIB ""] Dwyer is CMTAIB |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2008 7:27am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 31,2008 9:47am - arilliusbm ""] Earth Vader ftw. hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 31,2008 10:31am - dreadkill ""] Earth Vader was around before space travel was possible...and his father was dwyer. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2009 6:41am - reimroc ""] arilliusbm said:Earth Vader ftw. hahaha lol |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 24,2009 9:39am - MillenialKingdom ""] We need more old people jokes. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 24,2009 9:49am - the_reverend ""] [views:1699][posts:169] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 24,2009 9:55am - reimroc ""] creepy |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2009 10:33am - Yeti ""] AD stands for After Dwyer. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 24,2009 10:45am - W3 @ work ""] ok i gotta stop reading this at work ive actually LOL'd 3 times and ROFL where i had to leave the office and get some air. this shit is solid gold, MFR hats off to you sir. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 24,2009 10:46am - reimroc ""] Yeti said:AD stands for After Dwyer. LOL thats good |
| _______________________________ [Feb 24,2009 10:52am - Yeti ""] the Sun is actually Dwyer's first birthday candle. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 25,2009 8:35pm - archaeon ""] bump |
| ______________________________ [Mar 26,2009 7:44am - Yeti ""] Dwyer is the official scribe of the papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against attacks from he who is in the water. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 9:38am - xmikex ""] Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial. Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there. Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7". Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 3:59pm - the_reverend ""] he's so old that he used to rape some jew loving dude named gaius julius caesar augustus germanicus. I wonder how that turned out. |
| _____________________________________________ [Mar 26,2009 5:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] xmikex said:Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial. Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there. Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7". Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show. These made me PFFFFF wicked hahd kehd. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 26,2017 2:42pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] No. |
| __________________________________________________ [Dec 26,2017 4:50pm - Senior Citizen Advocate ""] I hear Extenze helps. |