Band Beef[views:35901][posts:184]_______________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:11pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] KEVORD said:I don't hear any Power Metal in Sonic Pulses music. It just sounds like rehashed thrash with horrible vocals. What is it about these bands jocking Exodus so hard while clearly not really getting it at all? |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:11pm - BSV ""] The band isn't that bad, they just need a new singer or at least one that can headbang like a maniac. But whatever, you guys are a buncha hippies not caring anyways. Whatever happened to all that sweet nasty death to false metal talk you used to hear? OH AND THIS - http://simple.returntothepit.com/view.php?...formid=63433&highlight=pizza+thrash first time I ever used the term "Pizza Thrash"...."Most of these pizza thrash bands are tight but I can't get into it. I like metal that's dangerous and a threat to society, not a hipster happy quest for popularity and acceptance." It's not even an insult. There were a series of shows in Boston that gave pizza away to everyone who came and it was a genius method to get people out. Free food is awesome, you're an asshole if you hate it....WHOA MAN WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE MY BAND OR PIZZA, DON'T BE AN ELITIST. Just think it's hilarious that someone tatted that on themselves, it's like trolling yourself in the flesh forever, guy. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:16pm - BSV ""] DestroyYouAlot said: What is it about these bands jocking Exodus so hard while clearly not really getting it at all? Because they're more concerned about being a glammed up boy band instead of wearing black and upside crosses. east vs west, denim vs leather , it's total metal war hey, whatever happened to that awesome thrash metal troll from years ago? the one that would just wail lyrics at bombshelter threads? the fuck troll was that??? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] BSV said:The band isn't that bad, they just need a new singer or at least one that can headbang like a maniac. But whatever, you guys are a buncha hippies not caring anyways. Whatever happened to all that sweet nasty death to false metal talk you used to hear? We're making fun of it, like, literally right here in this very thread. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:25pm - KEVORD ""] Yeah, I think I've said they are terrible a couple of different ways LOGGED IN. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 3,2013 9:40pm - BSV ""] I'M ALL FIRED UP. well, this was fun. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jan 3,2013 10:44pm - Edward Twizzlerhands ""] Dan Hammer... unfortunately I've seen that guy in a speedo before. It seems he's packing more of a ball peen than a sledgehammer. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 12:26am - BSV needs to STFU ""] BSV said:I'M ALL FIRED UP. well, this was fun. U R A FAGGOT!!!!!!!! |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 12:38am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH." |
| _____________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:07am - BSV ""] CLUTCH PERFORMANCE FROM THE FULL BACK MCCORMICK. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:14am - boblovesmusic ""] every time I see this thread I get hungry for beef |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 7:32am - trioxin245 ""] There hasnt been a worthwhile thrash record since 1990, and there probably never will be, but hey, it gives the kids something to do right? |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 9:11am - arilliusbm ""] http://www.text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=69033&downloads=210 Logged in trolling on pizza thrash. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 9:16am - arilliusbm ""] Lich_King said: BSV said:MORE EVIL BANDS PLEASE. eww. this made me lol. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 9:26am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Pizza King weighs in. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 10:06am - Pizza Thrash ""] whats your spaghetti policy? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 4,2013 10:40am - Yeti ""] Scaphism are the pioneers of pizza death. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 11:04am - Alexecutioner ""] I pioneered the official "Pizza Mosh" in Virginia Beach on our last tour |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 11:59am - trioxin245 ""] That sonic pulse song/video is the most garbage thing I've ever heard/seen. This thread needs more TRVE BEEF bennyhillifier |
| _______________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:02pm - Wolfy ""] Two points, 1) As I hacked my way northward into the deepest jungles of Burma, I began to notice new and incredible plants forming the secondary canopy. Previously undiscovered species of ginger, and even a new genus, crunched aromatically beneath my worn leather boots. I stumbled into a shaded valley blanketed with orchids of every shape and color. Their scent stirred some primal instinct and I began to shed my tattered clothes, allowing the velvety blossoms to caress the white skin of my abdomen. For four minutes I forced my body into rhythmic oscillations, until finally the orchids' desire for new pollen was satisfied. Kim Ang San Thura, my young apprentice forester and elephant handler, could only watch, but not understand. 2) At equinox, the rising sun on the horizon moves laterally by one diameter per day. Therefore, if I sleep in my bed beside the spot that I slept in the previous night, as if I was buried in a grave beside my one-day-younger twin brother, then when I rise in the morning I will have moved laterally in the same proportion as the sun does at equinox. One can therefore envision the sequence of 38 sunrises surrounding the equinox as the 38 suffocated members of Heaven's Gate cult bracketing their leader in a celestial mass grave, although the edge members would either have to be the small women or be squished a bit, as the sun moves laterally less in the weeks farther from the equinox. [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:22pm - nekronaut ""] /thread |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 1:39pm - Thunderstool ""] Thrash is for Thunderpoops! |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 6:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [/WOLFY] THE GODS HATH SPAKE |
| __________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 10:42pm - spagett ""] have you guys seen my dad? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 4,2013 11:04pm - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| __________________________________ [Jan 5,2013 1:22am - goatrider ""] trioxin245 said:That sonic pulse song/video is the most garbage thing I've ever heard/seen. This thread needs more TRVE BEEF bennyhillifier Rise from the grave about it, and LET US BE ABOUT OUR BLOODY BLOODY BUSINESS. bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2013 8:53am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 5,2013 9:33am - EatDaPooPoo ""] What a shitty video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixjo54HEKY |
| _______________________________ [Jan 5,2013 9:40am - xmikex ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH." HAHAHA |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 4:37pm - Spraynard'sDick ""] EatDaPooPoo said:What a shitty video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixjo54HEKY Yeah, that has to be the crappiest video ever...the singer sounds like "unpure shit"... |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 4:39pm - Spraynard‘sDick ""] wren youre right this thread just makes me hungry for some beef hahaah |
| __________________________________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 7:06pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 7:06pm - Ghoulash ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Neither of these bands are as good as the time Josh called my parents house and left a voicemail for my mom that went "Hey Mrs. McCormick, this is JAWSH FROM AHBOAAAHED, let Janssen know I got his tickets to that Cryptopsy show at the BOMBSHELTAHHHHH." Even though that show was awesome i havnt listened to Cryptopsy since. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 6,2013 11:12pm - EatDaPooPoo ""] bennyhillifier |
| _____________________________________________________ [Nov 15,2013 11:55pm - Christian Weston Chandler ""] I'm still looking for a boyfriend free girl... |