Pam appreciation thread[views:23747][posts:198]_____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:43pm - pam ""] Do you actually live in a log cabin? lol. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:43pm - the_reverend ""] I believe she calls it "going to school" |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:44pm - pam ""] I get my edjamucation. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:44pm - RichHorror ""] 'Picking up Zoe' is the preferrerd terminology, actually. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:46pm - sacreligion ""] RichHorror said:'Picking up Zoe' is the preferrerd terminology, actually. hahahahahahaha! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:48pm - the_reverend ""] wow... rich, please remember this combination of painkillers, paint thinner, and nutmeg. you are on the ball today, smoking banana peels style. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:49pm - RichHorror ""] Sobriety is the enemy of comedy. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:50pm - RichHorror ""] I rule at turning an appreciation thread into a Friar's Roast. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:50pm - hoser ""] pam said:Do you actually live in a log cabin? lol. Yep, that's my house!! I bought it in November of last year. It's quite beautiful...very rustic. BUT, it's very modern inside, it was built in 2001. We have running water, 2 toilets, oil heat, woodstove, refrigerator, washer and dryer, cable TV, Cable Innunet...... Ya, it's nestled on 12 gorgeous acres with moose and deer in my back yard daily. It's a lot like regular life...only quieter and much more peaceful. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:51pm - sacreligion ""] i wish i knew where to find that pic of the girl bangin that dude in the car with her son in the passenger seat looking out |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:52pm - RichHorror ""] If Pam leaves her husband for Hoser, it'll be the most amazing thing I've heard of, and I believe her husband can sue Aaron. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:52pm - hoser ""] Oh, the clean air is a plus too. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:52pm - RichHorror ""] This is the No-Tell Motel of the internet. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:52pm - sacreligion ""] i expect to read of hoser's demise when a pack of raccoons come and exile him from the woods |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:53pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:I rule at turning an appreciation thread into a Friar's Roast. Yeah this "lets see how mean Rich can be to me" is way better than the whole compliment thing. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:54pm - RichHorror ""] You are the mannish tall broad to my Groucho Marx. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:54pm - sacreligion ""] in the eyes of some...yes don't worry pam it's just his way of saying he would like you to pee in his mouth |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:55pm - pam ""] sacreligion said:i expect to read of hoser's demise when a pack of raccoons come and exile him from the woods Jon IS Native American, he could probably orchestrate that as a retaliatory attack. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:56pm - pam ""] sacreligion said:in the eyes of some...yes don't worry pam it's just his way of saying he would like you to pee in his mouth He is the best abusive relationship a girl could ask for. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:57pm - RichHorror ""] Broads don't know what to do if you're nice to them. They leave you because they know deep down that they deserve a bag of oranges to the solar plexus, and anything else is confusing to their brains. You see, the female brain is already overfilled with recipes and the like, so the smallest thing causes confusion and despair. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:57pm - sacreligion ""] maybe...but the raccoons have had enough of human occupation they want to be emancipated free of these ridiculous thieving accusations and steretypes [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 1:59pm - sacreligion ""] RichHorror said:Broads don't know what to do if you're nice to them. They leave you because they know deep down that they deserve a bag of oranges to the solar plexus, and anything else is confusing to their brains. You see, the female brain is already overfilled with recipes and the like, so the smallest thing causes confusion and despair. and here i am talking about raccoons like a jerk when i could be paying more attention to insulting pam jeez im such a n00b |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:02pm - hoser ""] My wife might get in on the suit against Aaron too. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:04pm - RichHorror ""] Yeah! Fuck that guy, he owns a condo. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:05pm - sacreligion ""] correction: he pwns that condo |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:06pm - hoser ""] Nah.....my wife would just empty a load of .00 into my chest. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:06pm - RichHorror ""] Shut up, that's queer like serial. Bruce Willis should've nailed that broad in the taxi. I hate this bitch. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:08pm - RichHorror ""] Meester Bootch. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:09pm - the_reverend ""] pam would never move in with hoser, she wouldn't like the backwards hairdoo. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:11pm - RichHorror ""] And she'd probably have to do work beyond not making dinner and yelling at the dog. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:12pm - the_reverend ""] yeh, like wearing a backwards hairdoo |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:13pm - RichHorror ""] And skinnin' critters. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:13pm - pam ""] RichHorror said:And she'd probably have to do work beyond not making dinner and yelling at the dog. You forgot lounging in bed watching daytime TV. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:14pm - the_reverend ""] she'd do it once she was hungry enough. woman can't live of giving head alone! |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:15pm - the_reverend ""] plus, hoser's last name is mcdaniels... not much juice in that thar pantaloons, but it's potent. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:15pm - RichHorror ""] Pam doesn't do that due to the last three letters in the word 'blowjob'. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:17pm - the_reverend ""] either way, being married trumps it anyhow. since all the guys at work tell me marriage means the end of blowjobs. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:17pm - the_reverend ""] well, except for the dude that says she does give them, just not to him. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:18pm - RichHorror ""] You're lucky if you get a firm handshake once they get the ring of slavery. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:20pm - dreadkill ""] RichHorror said:The above picture pleases me a great deal. Not because it's Pam, just because it's sexy. Besides, Pam tends to be more likely to sit on your chest and go at it from the other directions while she randomly lifts off of you to knock farts into your mouth. best post of all time |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:30pm - the_reverend ""] that post needs a diagram. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 2:34pm - dreadkill ""] or a pornotube link |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2006 3:10pm - hoser ""] My wife did put her hair on backwards.....but she's still gorgeous. Her at our wedding: [img] Her now....with backwards hair: [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 3:11pm - the_reverend ""] aren't you worried she's going to leave you for a chick? |
| _____________________________ [Aug 14,2006 3:36pm - pam ""] she's pretty...she can leave you for me! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 3:59pm - RichHorror ""] And so it begins. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 14,2006 4:05pm - hoser ""] Nah....she doesn't even look like a dike.....at least I don't think so. I warned her that she may get chased by dikes because she is also muscular as hell.....but like any women, she rolled her eyes and ignored me. So anyhow....I'm used to it now. Her bangs are like 10 inches long and it looks kinda cute when she sweeps them back. I use them for reigns....easy to steer her around the house with. She's also easy to tie up out at the stable when I stop at the saloon. |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 6:55pm - Charles Shultzhitler ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 14,2006 11:00pm - Dankill ""] Patty is coming for your vagina. Pam, I ment it to be gentlemanly in comparison to showing affection by penetrating you with a blunt object. Like my forehead. Rich, yes it does count. Also, I have nothing to offer except a purple 98 neon, no house, no money, a crap job, barber school and possession of as much game as the special olympics. Oh, and the hairline is going bye bye so I'm joining the Hairclub for Horror and treating it with a razorblade and a side of self loathing. |