lol @ New England Black Metal Facebook Group[views:90618][posts:403]______________________________________ [Sep 12,2010 6:54pm - frankovhell ""] I lived in that shit town for a year in 07. It sucks. Its all lazy hippies and druggies. Total waste of time. Southern VT in general is a waste of space. There will never be any metal there. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 13,2010 7:27am - Yeti ""] New England Black Metal Facebook page. i don't think i'm ever going to venture out of my cave ever again. |
| ___________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 7:35am - arktouros ""] @NEBM: Got high and didn't practice again |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 8:13am - arilliusbm ""] doing it at the same time ist krieg |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 8:43am - SkinSandwich ""] I see no grimness in the grimness they are trying to grim. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 12:24pm - Mutis ""] The Champlain Valley is the only real part of Vermont. Southern Vermont sucks. It's like up-state New York with more massholes. Also, if you were to say a metal scene of any state is .001% of a population, then Vermont has about 10 metal fans. This is why there's hardly a metal scene here. It's also why we play for moose instead of people. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 12:38pm - nekronautnli ""] I think you meant to say meese. |
| ____________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 12:41pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] can someone please start an I HATE FACEBOOK fan page? i need to do some ironying. |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 12:45pm - goatcatabisk ""] Only meese is (are?) real |
| ________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 12:48pm - Mutis ""] meesemetal |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:02pm - bornoffire ""] If it's not on facebook, it isn't real. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:13pm - arilliusbm ""] lol @ this thread, it's premise, and the original poster. |
| ______________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:14pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:lol @ this thread, it's premise, and the original poster. |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:17pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] only Alpha Males are real |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:20pm - arilliusbm ""] yeti, I forsee many interesting conversations around the campfire this weekend. I'm bring a newly restrung backpacker guitar and we're writing acoustic songs with you on vocals or GTFOing for not being real |
| ______________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:23pm - Yeti ""] there will be no GTFOing for me this weekend. epic rituals to be had. i may have a solution to the dilemma you spoke of earlier. about dryness. |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:23pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] bigred said:VT is fucking great .....cue Samantha! |
| _________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:29pm - ValkyrieScreams ""] Yeti said:there will be no GTFOing for me this weekend. epic rituals to be had. i may have a solution to the dilemma you spoke of earlier. about dryness. dryness? what the fuck am i missing? and btw. i heard darkwor isn't playing on saturday anymore... one of you guys should convince them they were meant to be present for this trip in the first place. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:30pm - arilliusbm ""] Dryness is taken care of I believe! |
| ________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 1:51pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I am the Alpha and the Omega male. PROVE ME WRONG, YOU WON'T |
| ______________________________ [Sep 13,2010 3:19pm - Yeti ""] hahaha Jim is very dry. like a toilet paper roll lined with sandpaper. |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 3:22pm - arilliusbm ""] only dry online sense of humors are real |
| ___________________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 3:27pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] "senses of humor" :-P |
| ____________________________________ [Sep 13,2010 3:29pm - arilliusbm ""] hahaha that was horribe English |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2010 11:59pm - Frontier413 ""] Glad your realized I was capable of being just as sarcastic man. I don't claim any sort of title regarding nebm. In fact, the instant Frontier was featured in Terrorizer, I was quick to talk about all the other NEBM acts there are. I used any sort of recognition we received as a way to get other NEBM acts noticed. This is an exciting time for us all because more and more of it is coming. And it's going to get criticized. When you see Frontier live, you will criticize. We don't LOOK like dudes that play black metal. I'm just a pissed off Puerto Rican that grew up in poverty. So correction, I'm only part "nigger," as you like to say, because you're wicked intelligent. The rest of me is spic. But 100% of me would rob you and your family, take your welfare and fuck your girlfriend on an American flag after I shit on it. If you're going to over-analyze something I did to help others, fuck yourself. I'll remember who you are. As for bands that weren't "featured" on our list: facebook deleted that list on its own somehow. I'd put you ALL on there. And you can post shows, and updates on anything yourself. I'm not your manager. Post your shit. Or send me an email and I will post it. But, much to your disbelief, I don't sit around hoping to be an authority on NEBM. I'm more of a fan of it than anything else. If you want more input, become an admin. Alert me of your interest in doing so and it's done. Let's not turn into bro-core hardcore kids and generate this unnecessary hostile atmosphere. To me, black metal is a genre of music, used to express some intense ideas. It's not a lifestyle. It's cruel and hateful, bitter music. Let's enjoy it and stop bickering. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 12:08am - arilliusbm ""] Meet me in Chinatown. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 12:22am - arilliusbm ""] On a more serious note, glad you finally got to see this, as I typed it when all that happened. As I said in my original post, I appreciate the concept and ideas behind this. I stand corrected in your judgment and your willingness to have "admins" on the NEBM Facebook group. There's no need to jump the gun and say we'd be so easy as to criticize your band or the NEBM facebook concept. "Looking" black metal does not really matter anymore. It's not 1994. And in USBM, it's mostly a joke when bands "look" black metal, unless you're talking about bands that are serious with their art, like Nightbringer. 8 years ago, this would have all been laughed at because NEBM all hated social networking and thought it was a poseur thing to do.. but now things are different. As for the "nigger" comment, that was Ryan who made that, not me. And he calls everyone a nigger. My good spic, you're more than welcome to rob me or have sex with my girlfriend anytime you like, but that won't do anything to help out the anti bro-core hardcore stand you want to take. I'm sure we'll meet someday and it'll all be cool. Just remember to play nice and not rape and rob the thriving NEBM community. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 2:35am - goatcatalyst ""] frontier is good shit. i'm a self-admitted douchebag buttdart with a predilection for getting ignorant on a message board. for actual perspective (lest someone think i'm some white-trash walmart racist, which is a half-truth)... i've got a cuban and a jew in my main band and i collect hispanic metalheads like pokemon. welcome to the treefort and take anything i post here (including fake shows and admissions of time travel-enabling genital mutilation) with less than a grain of salt. though if i had a girlfriend at the moment, i'd be cool with you plugging her; big fan of the cuckold. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 3:23am - Randy_Marsh ""] internet is really cool |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 4:44am - slarmageddon ""] what ever happened to that unfortunately-if-not-accurately named band "blackfuckingdoom", they had like a two song demo that was fantastic and then nothing... |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 4:45am - slarmageddon ""] and they were from western MA, re: relevance |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 10:05am - DestroyYouAlot ""] itt: [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 10:07am - arilliusbm ""] 99% of USBM = one giant facepalm |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 10:10am - arilliusbm ""] check that. 99% of all black metal post 1996 = facepalm |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 10:18am - arilliusbm ""] check that. wasting more than half my life on black metal and memorizing bands = facepalm |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:30am - goatcatabisk ""] I could have been a doctor |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:37am - arilliusbm ""] goatcatabisk said:I could have been a white trash racist walmart hick Fixd |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:41am - Dr. Dicks ""] All of you stop this nonsense and watch the Jenna Haze blowbang video |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:48am - TheRidersofDoom ""] Black Metal, it's whats for dinner |
| ___________________________________________________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:49am - The Breathing Process new muffintop keyboardist ""] Dr.%20Dicks said:All of you stop this nonsense and watch the Jenna Haze blowbang video this |
| ___________________________________________________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:51am - The Breathing Process old muffintop keyboardist ""] The%20Breathing%20Process%20new%20muffintop%20keyboardist said: Dr.%20Dicks said:All of you stop this nonsense and watch the Gia Paloma milk enema accident video |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:52am - Dr. Dicks ""] I always write the perscription for a good time. Also, Priya Rai can sit on this any time. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:53am - TheRidersofDoom ""] MOOSE-WORSHIP OR YOU ARE A FAGGOTH |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 11:59am - burnsy ""] Dr.%20Dicks said:I always write the perscription for a good time. Also, Naomi Russell can sit on this any time. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 12:01pm - arilliusbm ""] Porn, like black metal, died in the 90s. Sorry folks. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 12:10pm - Dr. Dicks ""] Jim, like porn, is full of dicks. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 12:17pm - C.DEaD ""] goatcatabisk said:Only Messe Noir is real I haven't heard that name in so long. I really liked their demo and mini-cd. Real spastic stuff. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 3:51pm - Frontier413 ""] BlackFuckingDoom featured Eric from Two Tents if I'm correct. And I heard they were top notch. Also, don't worry. I'm not personally offended by your racist comment, although, if you said it to me in person, the reaction would be different. I think it's funny that black metal dudes "ArENt SuPposeD to VSE THE INTERNETS." Dumbest thing ever. We don't live in caves. It's 2010. Get real. You don't loose KVLT points for posting shit on the internet (if they were to ever manifest themselves into a tangible object). If so, I'd have no KVLT points. I'd be in the negative. I'm just glad you all have healthy senses of humor. I think that will be the thing that defines New England Black Metal. No facepaint. No gimmicks. Just music, and people that are passionate about it. Not that I frown upon the facepaint, I'm all about the traditional aspect of it all. But...come on now....let's do something new. Something different. Anyway, I'm glad to see you guys can take a joke. And do me one favor: WRITE AND RELEASE SOME MUSIC. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 4:02pm - arilliusbm ""] I kinda miss the kvlt days. :( You seem like a good chap.. I just hope you don't wear flannel shirts live. It's fine if it's grunge or something else, but not bm. Most people could care less or disagree but I still hold black metal aesthetics somewhat conservatively, even though I now have short hair and work an office job. As long as the music is good, that's all that matters.. Unless there's hipsterism involved. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 27,2010 4:09pm - Dr. Dicks ""] Dana DeArmond and Rocco award winning anal scene FTW |