I just bought a new guitar!!![views:12776][posts:52]______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 2:12pm - Hoser ""] 2003 BC RICH BEAST!!! BLACK....so fuckin' evil.....NJ Cheapo series....plays like the balls...big, awkward...Imma be the first to get famous playing this animal of a guitar. :doublehorns: |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 2,2003 2:18pm - RustedAngel ""] too late... deicide beat you to it. [img] |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 2:35pm - Hoser ""] shit..... |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 6:51pm - Hoser ""] This fuckin thing plays ssooo sweet. Imma go kill a pig for Jesus now. Be right back. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 6:52pm - jesus ""] ugly |
| ________________________________ [Oct 2,2003 7:00pm - Terence ""] I cant stand BC Rich Beasts. that my opinion though. They are uglier then the BC Rich Bich, which is ridiculous as well |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 7:54pm - Hoser ""] Exactly why I'm playin' one. So I don't look like a douchebag like Jesus with my rad LTD ES-1000, or my rad Ibanez like the other dinks who waste our time posting on this site. That guitar is fuckin' metal. Jesus, on the other hand, is a dork. Dork = Jesus : Jesus < Metal : non-Metal = Dork A little math for our Saviour |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 7:57pm - Hoser ""] Oh and Jesus..... A little more math for ya..... You + Post at RTTP = :middlefinger: Turd |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 8:00pm - Hoser ""] Oh and one more thing.... y0u TriED 5Tepping t0 mY l33T 5killz and g0T 0wNZored!!! |
| ______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 8:20pm - jesus ""] Hoser said:Exactly why I'm playin' one. So I don't look like a douchebag like Jesus with my rad LTD ES-1000 thats why i have a jackson kv4 with emg's, and 90% of the population finds the beast ugly. i feel so owned being called a turd. get a life buddy |
| _______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 9:03pm - retzam ""] Hoser said:Exactly why I'm playin' one. So I don't look like a douchebag like Jesus with my rad LTD ES-1000, or my rad Ibanez like the other dinks who waste our time posting on this site. That guitar is fuckin' metal. Oh, yea dude, that is soo right, I mean, if your guitar isnt "METAL!" (said with a deep, reverberating, over dramatic voice) then you might as well just not play metal music, or listen to it for that matter. You should just die if you dont have a BC Rich. Oh no, wait it is an ugly fucking piece of shit that no one cares about, ass.:middlefinger: |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 2,2003 9:32pm - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] ESP's rule. Apparently they are unmetal?? How can a guitar make you unmetal? Its the music that is comming out of the guitar and the person playing it, not the fucking instrument |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 2,2003 10:16pm - attendmyrequiem ""] i hate my esps. i own two and both are pieces of shit |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 2,2003 10:33pm - RustedAngel ""] fuck ESP get a jackson USA if you want a real guitar :spineyes: |
| _______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 10:47pm - Hoser ""] You fuckin' dickheads are in serious need of getting laid. I said nothing of the overbearing, random, rampant blather that you are speaking of. Don't take the shit so seriously nerds!! Retzam: Take a pill, boy. Relax the bowels and let it happen. Jesus: You really are a nerd. Get laid, Bro. Oh and I suggest a chick for the latter. Paulxwhateverxilikex'sx: I don't even know you, nor do I give a fuck what you think of my post. Stick to your rad button down flannel and your steel toe boots. Oy! You assholes take this shit too seriously, it was an open attack on Jesus, not you fuckheads. Even though I relish the imagined sight of you dorks writhing in anger over an internet post. Take a pill nerds. I dig the axe, if you fucks don't, do me a favor....Eat a dick, and have fun cleanin' the jizz outta yer newly grown goatees. Oh and xpaulxx'saresoradx....."Oy!" |
| _______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 11:06pm - jesus ""] you think to highly of yourself. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 2,2003 11:53pm - Hoser ""] jesus said:you think to highly of yourself. Proper sentence structure and spelling aren't your strong points little guy. It should be: "You think too highly of yourself." Now run and tell your teachers that they need to give you a refresher course on basic English. And......No I don't. You don't know me. :middlefinger: |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 12:24am - thegreatspaldino ""] i dont know about the guitar but the BC Rich Beast bass feels like someone crapped on the fretboard and added a 20 pound weight to the inner part of the back of it (inner meaning side without the knobs for the mentally challenged). also, the sound isnt the greatest either... i mean... two p-style pickups? what the fuck? i own an Ibanez sr485 and im fuckin proud of it... has to be one of the best basses i have played (please note that i am talking about feel... the sound isnt the GREATEST that i have played but it still sounds fucking killer). Ibanez's are amazing and they are popular for a reason. sorry if a lot of nu-metal bands use Ibanez instruments thus making them "un-metal" but ya know what? whether something is "un-metal" or not doesnt mean shit to anyone that considers themself a musician. its primarily about feel. while feel is an opinion, i can tell you that out of all the basses i have played, no way near the top is a BC Rich. guitar either. not to mention the BC Rich basses are heavy as fuck. maybe you should play a Satriani model Ibanez... you might dig those actually. great guitars. nah... what am i saying... that one guy in that band with illegible band logo and unpronouncable name says that Ibanez's are not tr00 and are gay because they arent tr00... so you cant own or play an Ibanez... or else you will be a poser and posing is not metuhl at all. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 1:06am - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 2:32am - DeOdiumMortis ""] I play a base model Ibanez. I'm quite poor and it's plenty good enough. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 2:41pm - litacore ""] [img] [img] taken at separate times, obviously:doublehorns::gun: |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 2:54pm - Lynneaus ""] litacore said:[img] Nice... you are an Einsturzende Neubauten fan!! :NEWHORNS: |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 3:05pm - litacore ""] halber mensch! and horse pee |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 3:24pm - thegreatspaldino ""] litacore said: [img] that has to be the ugliest guitar i have ever seen... and i have seen a BC Rich Beast mind you. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 3:31pm - litacore ""] BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! mission accomplished, then!:ralphie::gun: |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:09pm - the_reverend ""] hm... I didn't think that neubauten horse was peeing... he's on the cover of haus der leuge I think. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:20pm - Hoser ""] thegreatspaldino said:litacore said: [img] that has to be the ugliest guitar i have ever seen... and i have seen a BC Rich Beast mind you. What in God's eternal name is that thing?!?!!? Holy shit I have never seen such an abomination in engineering!!! Hahahahahaha....wow |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:23pm - litacore ""] BLAME DEAN GUITARS! Is the company canadian?:point: |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:24pm - Hoser ""] Must be...only a Canadian would think that looked "cool." Hell only a Canadian would cut and shape that!! |
| _______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:29pm - retzam ""] Hoser said:jesus said:you think to highly of yourself. Proper sentence structure and spelling aren't your strong points little guy. It should be: "You think too highly of yourself." Now run and tell your teachers that they need to give you a refresher course on basic English. And......No I don't. You don't know me. :middlefinger: Ok, first of all, you say that he structured his sentence wrong, then you structure it the same exact way. What the fuck are you smoking (this is a rhetorical question)? Second of all, you wanna play English Teacher? Fine then, allow me to make a short list of a couple things that are grammatically wrong with your post: You said: "Proper sentence structure and spelling aren't your strong points little guy." Correction: "Proper sentence structure and spelling aren't your strong points, little guy." Explanation: If someone or something is directly adressed in a sentence (whether it be a name or a phrase), it is separated from the sentence using (a) comma(s). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You said: "And......No I don't. You don't know me." Correction: "And...no I don't. You don't know me." Explanation: The ellipsis is exactly 3 periods in a row, no more, no less. Also, it either shows words left out of a quote or a pause in the sentence. It does not start a new sentence, and since the word "no" is not a proper noun, it remains lower case. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ So, there you have it. If you want to critisize someone elses grammer and/or spelling, you should probably know your shit first, ass. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:36pm - litacore ""] Hoser said:Must be...only a Canadian would think that looked "cool." Hell only a Canadian would cut and shape that!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-eedle-BLORTCH!!! [img] |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:40pm - litacore ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:46pm - WhyamIandasshole ""] litacore said:[img] [img] taken at separate times, obviously:doublehorns::gun: Is that a Gibson V Bass? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 4:48pm - litacore ""] WhyamIandasshole said:Is that a Gibson V Bass? yep. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 5:23pm - DysenteryVokills ""] Yeah ok hoser.......how about me and jesus rip your intestines out? and then feed you to spalding.....shut the fuck before you get fucked up ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BITCH |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 5:54pm - Hoser ""] Yo Dysentery, You got a problem with me, BRING IT TO ME. I had no problem with you prior to your getting "tuff" on the internet. You want a piece of me, I fuckin' dare ya'. Maybe you won't leave wherever we meet a bloody pile of shit, maybe you will. I never underestimate my opponents. Even when they are internet tuff guys. So you wanna bring a friend, you may need to do so. I suggest you come prepared. I'm not a sniveling little kid like a lot of the tuff guys on this site. I'm a grown man, and not a small one. I don't like the way you acted like a kid calling me a "bitch", I believe. I'm not gonna act tuff and call you any names. I'm simply saying that if facing me one on one is what you want. I would be glad to oblige you. I spent 6 years in the Marine Corps. and have taken my share of shots to the face. You want to add to them, then I ask that you kindly name the time and place or shut your mouth on the internet. I know that you must have some kind of decency because you typically don't act like a tuff guy. If you want a problem, then create it. I'll be waiting. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 6:20pm - DysenteryVokills ""] I assure u im quit the big man my self actually..62 grew an inch baby.........although.......it was aslight joke/becuase yeah im not gonna rip out ur intestines or anything but its my band member i have to pretend i have his back hahah j/k jake. But i assure u i am no pussy. But i was think me and you could meet at say the olvie garden around 8 im fucking starving and also im gay and like men and my penis is circumsized if that turns anyone on. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 6:42pm - Hoser ""] You asshole.....you were fuckin with me when I just got my tonsils out?!?!?! I'm pissy enough man......you just threw fuel on the fire. Asswipe.....hahahahahaha I'm laughin' now but you'll still need more than 6'3" to tackle this animal. You might be able to take my CIRCUMSIZED penis. Tell Jesus to relax too, man. I'm just fuckin' with him. Tell him not to be so sensitive. Take it easy, dude. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 6:44pm - jesus ""] hoser, what happened to 'its a msg board dont take it so seriously nerd"? considering his post included ripping out intestines and an 'oooohhhhhh, bitch' its obviously intended to be humor. so take some of your own great advice edit: dont flatter yourself, i dont care as much as you seem to think i do. maybe my posts are coming off angry. but i still thin kyour an idiot for buying such an ugly guitar |
| ______________________________ [Oct 3,2003 8:45pm - Hoser ""] Yo turdburglar....Dreadkill and I are sitting here laughing at you. My guitar is not ugly, it's an etension of my penis. I'm so hot, you Jesus...are not. Maybe Retzam wants to go down on you...he loves to protect you. You two are pals. So...if you want to say my guitar is ugly...I'll say that you and Retzam are currently riding the hobby horse. :middlefinger: |
| ________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 10:29pm - retzam ""] Yea, right dude. I wish I was banging Jesus. Think how famous I would be. Then, when they crucified him, I would cut off his head and skullfuck it until my dick was completely burned away. Yeah man, and if you want in on it, you are always welcome. Your loose asshole can handle the mightiest of penises!!! P.S. Since I was obviously joking in everything I said in this post, I think a threatening response from Hoser is completly unnessesary. However, please feel free to laugh at your own will. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 3,2003 11:01pm - xPaulBLAHBLAHx ""] The real answer to this problem is OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol that was a good one hoser ill give you that. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 2:10am - xboobiesx ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 3:27am - the_reverend ""] wow... that graphix is awesome.. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 3:48am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Fuck everything. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 4,2003 10:39am - Hoser ""] xboobiesx said:[img] Hahahahaha....where the hell do you guys find this shit!??!?! And Retzam, I'm just bein' a fuckhead too. I'm not an evil person, I just love being a dick, and an old grump...like Deadodium. I'm a grump and I can't help it. I occasionally just want to fuck with people. I hope that you don't find my posts "threatening." You could sue me for that, my lawyer sucks too. I'd lose. This thread does suck. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 10:57am - retzam ""] Hoser said:xboobiesx said:[img] Hahahahaha....where the hell do you guys find this shit!??!?! And Retzam, I'm just bein' a fuckhead too. I'm not an evil person, I just love being a dick, and an old grump...like Deadodium. I'm a grump and I can't help it. I occasionally just want to fuck with people. I hope that you don't find my posts "threatening." You could sue me for that, my lawyer sucks too. I'd lose. This thread does suck. Haha, no problem man, I like fucking with people just as much as the next guy. Why else would I make those grammer corrections? That was funny shit man! Yes, this thread sucks a good deal. I wish you could bump a thread to the last page. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 11:29am - thegreatspaldino ""] Will... please stop acting gay... its the internet... everything has about .0001% relevence to anything in the real world so dont take everything so seriously, its making you look like a vehement asshole. so just relax, man |
| ________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 11:42am - retzam ""] thegreatspaldino said:Will... please stop acting gay... its the internet... everything has about .0001% relevence to anything in the real world so dont take everything so seriously, its making you look like a vehement asshole. so just relax, man Mad props for using the word "vehement" in a sentence. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 4,2003 11:42am - retzam ""] thegreatspaldino said:Will... please stop acting gay... its the internet... everything has about .0001% relevence to anything in the real world so dont take everything so seriously, its making you look like a vehement asshole. so just relax, man Mad props for using the word "vehement" in a sentence. |