ATTN: Bass Players! COMPOSTED needs you!!! New unmixed/unmastered MP3 available as well![views:15204][posts:54]____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 5:21pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Unfortunately, bassist Joe Breen and Composted have parted ways. So, the hunt for a new bass player is on. For the time being, our guitarist Eliot Bayless will be handling bass duties. Here's what we're looking for: -Must be able to practice 1-3 times a week and contribute financially to band needs (e.g. merchandise, recording, practice space) -Must have reliable transportation -Must have lenient show schedule (i.e. willing to tour, play shows whenever necessary, but also accept a month or two off from shows all together every now and then) -Must have pro attitude, skill and gear; even though we dress in silly costumes and sing songs about having sex with animals, the musical integrity always comes first -Must be willing to adhere to our retardation; if you do not know exactly how retarded we are, you're in for a surprise -Must have a good sense of humor but know when work needs to be done -Must bring the slam (edit by Grant Archaeon) To get a taste of the Composted lifestyle, and hear the unmixed/unmastered version of "Phallus Palace," visit our MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal All inquiries/submissions may be sent to the MySpace or you may respond here for further discussion. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 1,2008 5:23pm - blue ""] WTF gai |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 5:25pm - dreadkill ""] i'd be all over this if i had picked up my bass in the past year and had money, good gear, and wasn't about to become a dad. you guys should have rich take over on bass. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 5:51pm - archaeon ""] -must bring the slam how could you forget? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:15pm - ellesarusrex ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:-Must be willing to adhere to our retardation; if you do not know exactly how retarded we are, you're in for a surprise a) boo joe breen. b) retardation is key. c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:22pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ellesarusrex said:c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie. hahahahaa |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:43pm - corpus_colostomy ""] this is a tall order to fill. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:46pm - dreadkill ""] ellesarusrex said: c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie.how is this accomplished? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:48pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] dreadkill said:you guys should have rich take over on bass. That's an idea. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:53pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Rich has given up his duties in Composted as well. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:57pm - corpus_colostomy ""] a smell a behind the music.. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:58pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We'll have a behind the music special before our side of the split gets mastered, haha. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:58pm - archaeon ""] BREEHIND THE MUSIC mark already knows this joke but whatever. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:59pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I am giving up my duties in the human race. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 6:59pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It's worth repeating. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 7:03pm - archaeon ""] speaking of bree, Mark i wunt sketchez and skecherz like these: [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 7:24pm - ellesarusrex ""] dreadkill said: ellesarusrex said: c) must have the ability to rollerskate on a buffalo herpie.how is this accomplished? you cant |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 8:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dave Matthews said so. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:03pm - Grizloch ""] if I wasnt a crappy bassist, poor, from new york, and completely lacking in slam, Id totally do this |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:07pm - dreadkill ""] i'm retarded enough for this band, possibly too retarded, but i fall short in many of the other requirements. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:43pm - ellesarusrex ""] dreadkill said:i'm retarded enough for this band, possibly too retarded, but i fall short in many of the other requirements. the rollerskating ability on buffalo stds being A number 1 |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:44pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i'm fucking dying. i need a fucking vacation. fuck |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:45pm - ellesarusrex ""] have i told you lately that i loved you? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:50pm - dreadkill ""] ellesarusrex said: dreadkill said:i'm retarded enough for this band, possibly too retarded, but i fall short in many of the other requirements. the rollerskating ability on buffalo stds being A number 1 i'm damn sure i could ice skate on a buffalo herpie. i'm an ex hockey player. if i couldn't skate on it, i'd smash its face into the boards. do buffalo herpes have faces? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:52pm - ellesarusrex ""] mostly. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:52pm - Niccolai ""] composted doesn't need a bassist. Composted needs Nike dunks. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:53pm - dreadkill ""] ellesarusrex said:mostly.does that mean they have most of a face? |
| __________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:55pm - Niccolai ""] this thread is now about Nike dunks |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 10:56pm - ellesarusrex ""] clearly. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:28pm - RichHorror ""] I gave up my duties because I can't afford to drive to practice anymore. I'll probably resume once I get a god damn job. I don't have any bass gear, though. Also, I am a shitty bassist. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:32pm - dreadkill ""] i thought you had a bass. dang. :( |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:36pm - ellesarusrex ""] boooo poopdeck |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:37pm - dreadkill ""] poopdick |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:38pm - ellesarusrex ""] rear admiral of the poopdick |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:39pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] where do you practice? what tuning do you use? is AIDS something you consider? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:41pm - ellesarusrex ""] whoa aids will bring composted into an entirely different ball park... doooooo it! |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 1,2008 11:45pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I wish I could help out - it'd be a band of /b/rothers. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 3:33am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shit, I completely forgot to mention where we practice. We practice on the south shore (Hanson, MA). We tune to drop brown (aka drop A#). We consider AIDS in all walks of life. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 7:37am - corpus_colostomy ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:We tune to drop brown (aka drop A#). THATS HEAVY, MAAAAAN. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 10:54am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Uploading an unmixed version of "Phallus Palace" with vocals and bass. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 11:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Done and done. Check it yo. http://www.myspace.com/compostedmetal |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 3:26pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Bump for my new religion: Slamtology. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 4:00pm - Dave_Maggot ""] my ears perked up a little when i went to the page today |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 4:02pm - moe nli ""] if i played bass I'd do this...eh, who am I kidding...no I wouldnt... |
| ___________________________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 4:49pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Why not? Do you not have enough funny hats? |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 4:50pm - the_reverend ""] moe, just look in your bassment. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 4:50pm - the_reverend ""] ha! bassment. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2008 7:17pm - Niccolai ""] RTTP doesn't even like listen to me when I announce dunks anymore. Weak. [img] |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 9:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] You dye them shits, son? |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 3,2008 9:32am - Beorht-Dana ""] I imagine that this would probably the most fun band to play in ever. Unfortunately I already have more on my plate than I can handle. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 25,2008 7:59pm - archaeon ""] You're going to have mail in a few minutes |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 25,2008 11:19pm - AfterWorldObliteration ""] grant, get mike to do this and get a car and stop being perma-baked |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 25,2008 11:22pm - Dave_Maggot ""] its the funnnest gig since disney land |
| __________________________________ [Apr 26,2008 5:44am - archaeon ""] AfterWorldObliteration said:grant, get mike to do this and get a car and stop being perma-baked mike (not msd) has a girlfriend whose 15. enough said. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 26,2008 8:17am - corpus_colostomy ""] perma baked ....delicious |