Selfish retarded drivers
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[Jun 8,2007 3:01pm - Raycm ""]
lol you follow my screwed up train of thought so well.
[Jun 8,2007 3:07pm - Raycm ""]
I'd like to answer the suicide hot line with: Hold Please!
[Jun 8,2007 3:11pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
It's hard to explain, but there are some intersections on the way to my work where there is technically only 1 lane of traffic going in the direction I'm traveling. However, you can fit 2 lanes of cars IF the cars furthest to the right ride almost entirely in the breakdown lane. EVERYBODY (usually 30 cars or so) gets all the way to the right, approaching this intersection leaving the entire legal lane of traffic completely empty. They do this because up ahead they usually see 1 or 2 cars with their left turn signals on waiting at the light. Normally, getting to the right to pass people turning left would be a good idea in this situation, but this light ALWAYS has a green left arrow that lights up with our regular green. Our side of the intersection is always allowed to go first while oncoming traffic has to wait about 30 seconds. This always leaves plenty of time for everybody turning left to go. Knowing this, I always pass these stopped jackasses to my right who are practically on the sidewalk. I do this without ever having my left wheel cross the double lines. I can never figure out why people get into a quarter mile queue of cars in the breakdown lane completely stopped while the lane you're legally allowed to travel in is left completely empty.
One guy was so absolutely pissed that I got ahead of him in traffic doing this (simply getting ahead of someone in traffic no matter how legal it is, really pisses people off) that he tailgated me for several miles just pounding the steering wheel and nearly having a stroke. In a remarkable streak of luck, there was construction up ahead with loose gravel. At the next light while I was stopped I managed to gun the engine, spin the tires, and throw rocks all over his windshield. Fuck that asshole.
[Jun 8,2007 3:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:Raycm said:"Does anyone know your out"
What the hell does that mean?
out of the looney bin maybe?
Ohhhhhhh "Does anyone know you're out?".
[Jun 8,2007 3:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Raycm said:I'd like to answer the suicide hot line with: Hold Please!
haha, or tell them that it's a messaging service because all of the operators are too busy living their awesome lives.
[Jun 8,2007 3:14pm - Raycm ""]
See you like making friends too....lol way to go!
[Jun 8,2007 3:15pm - Raycm ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:Raycm said:I'd like to answer the suicide hot line with: Hold Please!
haha, or tell them that it's a messaging service because all of the operators are too busy living their awesome lives.
LMFAO....
[Jun 8,2007 3:19pm - Raycm ""]
If you really wanna see a driver snap put 3 cans of Fix A Flat in one front tire and follow him, above 35 miles an hour the stearing wheel vibrates uncontrolably.
[Jun 8,2007 3:31pm - Josh_Martin ""]
MarkFuckingRichards said:Raycm said:I like pushing already stressed out drivers with signs. "Does anyone know your out"....."Do you need to call mom"......"Do you need a nap" I keep them in my car and sometimes you can get them to chase you across all 4 lanes. lol
haha, if i kept signs like that in my car they would read far worse things.
One time on tour we passed some guy on the highway wearing a yarmulke. You should've seen the signs we made that day.
[Jun 8,2007 3:36pm - Raycm ""]
Man I must have had too much to drink today.....How about when you pass an accident you hold up signs with numbers on them.....
[Jun 8,2007 3:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Raycm said:Man I must have had too much to drink today.....How about when you pass an accident you hold up signs with numbers on them.....
hahahahahahahahaha! this is cruel. i love it.
[Jun 8,2007 4:50pm - hooker nibbling penis ""]
I had a "SHOW YOUR DICK" sign for a while. That was a fun one.
I remember waiting for the green line at harvard ave once. This woman was fucking BULLSHIT for some reason unbeknownst to me. Her target was this dude stopped at the light in front of her. She got out, walked up to his window and screamed for a few minutes. He said "Fuck you" and she spat on him and took off back to her car.
He undid his belt in a hurry and ran towards her car. She had already rolled her window up so he fucking punched a huge spiderweb into her windshield juuuuuust as a cop rolled by.
It was awesome.
[Jun 8,2007 5:39pm - Raycm ""]
Mark I want to hack into that site where you send in your 69 cents a day to sponcer a child over seas and when the bastards get drunk and forget to make a payment i'll send them a picture of their little girl with flys on them.
[Jun 8,2007 9:18pm - Hoser ""]
Portsmouth's population are about 90% transplants from Assholechussetts. No surprise to me.