tne_network needs a new name fuck billie joe[views:11087][posts:65]____________________________________ [Oct 11,2003 11:50pm - Stainless ""] ideas |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 12:21am - Stainless ""] i was thinking! Convincing the others |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 12:29am - the_reverend ""] I have an idea... http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.html |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 1:19am - DeOdiumMortis ""] Mustache Menagerie. The_Intranet. Sun Microsystems. Grendel's Grundel. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 12,2003 1:30am - the_reverend ""] damn.. and I hid the word the_network in this for a presentation at work. oh well. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 21,2003 9:33pm - mobilizeunity11 ""] how about "The Van Dels" and about billy...is it greenday that realeased a secret albumn under that name or is it just a rumor. AND I SUGGEST EVERYONE GOES OUT AND BUYS THE NEW ANTI-FLAG CD IT PROVES SUCH STRONG POINTS AND IS A NICE SOLID ALBUMN. AND LETS FIGHT FOR A ONE TERM PRESIDENT!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 21,2003 9:53pm - thornnvine ""] Panhellenic Fornicator of Self-Development no more writers block, eh. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 21,2003 10:38pm - the_reverend ""] either um... MacCally Kulll-kins or Bill Clit-ons |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 10:01am - boobtoucher ""] What ya'll know bout these kick ass names? 1) The Guillo-teenagers 2) The Communist Block Party 3) Chainsaw-domy 4) Confessions of Kindergarten Ninjas, or A Batch of Ninjas :tmnt3: 5) One Brain Blade 6) Confirming the Tooth :whipper: 7) The Stink Disease 8) Elbow the Town 9) The Hostile Belt P.S. I don't want to see anymore Billy Joe's out there copping these. "I can't overstand your sweetness." "Youze a homosexual. I think the gay rights movement should meet you and invest in you." |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 10:28am - joe/notcommon ""] how about DJ Flashy Pants and the Alligator boys? |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 11:41am - the_reverend ""] no no no, the venga boys. that would be a sick name. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 10:49pm - boobtoucher ""] It smells like a fart busted ass in here |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 11:05pm - the_reverend ""] honestly, the_netwrk is a killer name... if you have the _ why d yu need to change? can you link me to something? |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 11:12pm - joe/notcommon ""] call yourselves: The Billie Joe Network |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 22,2003 11:23pm - boobtoucher ""] yea i really like our name...its just that billy joes band is so shitty who would want to buy our merch?? link to what? adelinerecords.com? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 12:58am - boobtoucher ""] All rappers betta fear me, cuz VINNIE PAZ is a beast |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 1:12am - skinBubbleConductor ""] how bout naming your band WU-STANG...and the niche can be that you all love kung fu movies and drive mustangs!!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 1:35am - MyDeadDoll ""] Call it: TheBandWhoseLeadSingerLikesToJerkOffWhileTalkingOnlineToInnocentGirlsWhoKnowHeHasASmallWeeWee Band Doesn't that rock?:doublehorns: |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:44am - joe/notcommon ""] change to black metal and call yourselves: Vast Blackness Empire |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 12:42pm - boobtoucher ""] Or we could just be: TheGuysWhoLiketoPretendTheirJerkingOffSoFatUglyChicksfromArizonaThinkthey'reHot :gun: |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 12:52pm - joe/notcommon ""] call yourselves Aggamemnon |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 1:14pm - RustedAngel ""] call yourself the oxford snow kings. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 2:44pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] 7|-|3_|\|37\/\/0r|< There ya go. |
| ______________________________ [Oct 23,2003 4:56pm - nick ""] if you guys are changing your name you should take all your old 'the_network' merch and sell it on e-bay as merch for that green day band. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 5:01pm - STAINLESS ""] HEY BOOBTOUCHER WHAT ABOUT= THEBANDWHO'SLEADSINGERLIKESTOWHACKOFFTOINNOCENTGIRLSTHATHETIEDDOWNWITHBOBWIREANDHADTHERZAKOBEBRYANTTHATASS doesn't that rock:doublehorns: |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 5:40pm - MyDeadDoll ""] boobtoucher said:Or we could just be: TheGuysWhoLiketoPretendTheirJerkingOffSoFatUglyChicksfromArizonaThinkthey'reHot :gun: i'd rather be fat and ugly than be a guy with a small dick. 'cos at fat chicks still get some lovin... which is pretty hard to get or give with a teeny weenie |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 7:20pm - ieatpeople4god ""] why don't you go with "uncunted" that sounds like a cool band name |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 7:53pm - ieatpeople4god ""] you can't use my band name "RETARDSEXPARTY" |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 7:59pm - ieatpeople4god ""] ieatpeople4god said:why don't you go with "uncunted" that sounds like a cool band name |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 8:04pm - thornnvine ""] Multi-Phallic Interrobang |
| ______________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:01pm - skinBubbleConductor ""] UNTUNTED is already a band. and a sick one at that!! have the rev play it! he's got it. we gave it to'm:tightiewhities: |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:09pm - ieatpeople4god ""] skinBubbleConductor said:UNTUNTED is already a band. and a sick one at that!! have the rev play it! he's got it. we gave it to'm:tightiewhities: beavis said: you said untunted |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:11pm - RustedAngel ""] you guys should just think of a name, i doubt you're going to get an serious good name's out of anyone. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:12pm - ieatpeople4god ""] ieatpeople4god said:why don't you go with "uncunted" that sounds like a cool band name now uncunted rules as a band, only because their name is cool not because they have intercourse with each other to form lifelong bonds like spartan warriors and their commanders |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:14pm - ieatpeople4god ""] faggynuts421 sez: you guys should name yourself CLEVER BAND NAME THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOUND OF BAND OR JACKING OFF |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:20pm - ieatpeople4god ""] FAGGYNUTS421 SEZ: his band name is babysealcoateddrivewaysign |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:26pm - faggynuts421 ""] ieatpeople4god said:faggynuts421 sez: you guys should name yourself CLEVER BAND NAME THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SOUND OF BAND OR JACKING OFF dude this is bullshit i said to name them synge |
| _________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:31pm - retzam ""] Tall Pyramid Don't worry, I'm the Pope It's OK, I'm the Pope Sodomize An Underpants Gnome Sodomize A Virgin Whore (nice use of an oxymoron eh?) Fucking The Life Out Of Death Short Pyramid Fuck of Death Death Fuck A Fucking Dental Floss Dental Floss Is Funny I Like Dental Floss |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:39pm - ieatpeople4god ""] name yourselves"'I like to steal abortions from abortion clinics, use a turkey baster to squirt them up my ass and shit them out, hug them and call them my babies' is what i said faggynuts 421said at the party (lying) and then I didn't get laid"_word |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:47pm - ieatpeople4god ""] name your band "ilikefuckingwhistlingkissersintheassandmouthatthesametime00101001010010001110010100100166610010010001010000010001110010101" |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 10:48pm - ieatpeople4god ""] ieatpeople4godsucks |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 11:19pm - faggynuts421 ""] call your selves "I use underscores_becausethey'recoolsezplaydead" :stupidflanders: |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 23,2003 11:19pm - faggynuts421 ""] call your selves "I use underscores_becausethey'recoolsezplaydead" :stupidflanders: |
| ________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 12:35am - Hoser ""] Yo dickheads....I have a name fer ya's.... The Coven Fuckin' drill my ass with a pitchfork sideways......I rule...great name....go touch yourself. me |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 1:08am - boobtoucher ""] We are actually trying to think of a real name but this is always fun. Also, seeing how it tooks us literally about 6 months to agree on the network, it may take awhile. The Grafted White Devils "My stomach's got young dead orphans in it I eat from trashcans at abortion clinics." |
| _____________________________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 1:11am - xthegraftedwhitedevils666x ""] boobtoucher said: We are actually trying to think of a real name but this is always fun. Also, seeing how it tooks us literally about 6 months to agree on the network, it may take awhile. The Grafted White Devils "My stomach's got young dead orphans in it I eat from trashcans at abortion clinics." that's my band's name |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 1:16am - ieatpeople4god ""] dudeguy howbout "scott and kev used to like hot chicks then they turned to fat married bartenders for kicks and then to hot sex with the_dead 4eva" |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 9:14am - joe/notcommon ""] call yourselves: Whispers in the night |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 9:48am - ieatpeople4god ""] i thought it was just me using the song title generator to post band names on this thread |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:00am - the_reverend ""] the sad fact is, the_network's got to come up with an actual killer name because they are awesome and I will need a good name to get out there. think of it, if comit suicide went with that hugely ginormous name they originally wanted, they probably wouldn't be so big. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:06am - succubus ""] can they change the spelling? the_netwerk ? |
| _________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:08am - useit ""] DeOdiumMortis said:7|-|3_|\|37\/\/0r|< There ya go. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:20am - boobtoucher ""] Rev, We actually have about 2 or 3 decent names we're thinking of...we wouldn't post them anywhere just in case people steal'em but we really really like our name now so its gonna suck. And we're all stubborn assholes so won't be able to agree on anything. P.S. Fuck all the other shows tonight, everybody's gotta come to exit 23 for the network and cannae!!! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:26am - RustedAngel ""] teh n3tw0rk |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:27am - the_reverend ""] I'm heading to providence or I would, but who's the network? has that got something to do with billie joe? |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 10:55am - boobtoucher ""] Yea, the network is supposedly some side project of green day. it's all secretive who the members are but its definitely billy joe singing. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 12:44pm - the_reverend ""] ok... so SUE THE FUCKING PANTS OFF THEM. is it just me or... like you guys forget that some knob band from the 70's sued nirvana cause they had the name first. I believe they got a few 100K for it. SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE SUE but afterwards give generously to your local website. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 12:50pm - RustedAngel ""] eh who cares, keep the name... there are so many band names taken now its almost impossible to come up with anything that hasn't been used. if its' just a side project, they aren't big, who gives a fuck. ie. Disgorge (MEX) Disgorge (USA) Disgorge (EUR) and they all play death metal. hahah. as long as YOUR logo is recognizable and original it won't matter! |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 1:01pm - the_reverend ""] moral: don't be pussies, keep the good name, fuck them and if they try to sue or c/d you, give them a suit or file a c/d against them. though, if you feel in the end that your band name has been ruined, you can sue them. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 4:34pm - boobtoucher ""] But we dont have the name trademarked or anything. I emailed Adeline Records but have received no response. I'd love to sue the shit out of them and start a record label cuz labels suck so much cock. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 4:38pm - RustedAngel ""] Call Washington, DC: (703)308-HELP and ask for the book "BASIC FACTS ABOUT REGISTERING A TRADEMARK" Trademark covers a product. Servicemark covers a service. As a musical act, we are a service. If ALL you do is make CDs and tapes, but never play live, maybe your name only applies to a product. But for most of us, it's a service first, then a product second. It's all the same form, just a technicality. You'll still use the ® [little (R) in a circle] when you are registered. On that note, you can start using "TM" or "SM" after your name now. It means you have intent to register, or are claiming legal ownership of that name. You can use the ® *after* and only after the whole registration is complete. Each registration class costs $245. If you want to register a Servicemark, and a trademark, that's $490. That's the *complete* way to do it. But when I called the Patent & Trademark office help line, they said if you register your servicemark, that's plenty of protection for now. (Until you start selling loads of T-shirts, hats, action figures...) You may get a form that says it's only a $200 fee, but those are old forms. It's $245. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 4:41pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] And the $245 is non-refundable and they keep it even if the name you try to register is already taken. That's the really shitty part of trying to do this. |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 24,2003 6:38pm - thornnvine ""] A1 that might not be taken yet. |
| ______________________________________ [Oct 25,2003 2:59pm - the_reverend ""] nope, that's how steak is done. |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 5:47pm - hugeblackweenerofdeath ""] actualy as soon as a original recording of a work is made it is 'coppyrighted'... |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 25,2005 6:46pm - dwellingsickness ""] how bout...FUCK_BILLIE_JOE_AND_GREEN_DAY |