December 17 - Lowell - IWEIPH, Kevorkian's Angels, Abhorred[views:5844][posts:79][show listing] ____________________________________ [Nov 27,2004 2:39pm - RichHorror ""] December 17, 2004 It Will End In Pure Horror, Kevorkian's Angels, Abhorred @ Evo's Arts, 98 Middle Street, Lowell, MA - $5 - 21+ |
| ________________________________ [Nov 27,2004 2:50pm - assuck ""] awesome. i heard hirudinea couldnt do it, but kevorkian's works too joe said there was some shitty band that evo's put on the bill themselves? |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 27,2004 4:34pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] hopefully that other band opens or headlines |
| _________________________________ [Nov 28,2004 11:15am - assuck ""] either way, bump |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 28,2004 12:59pm - pessimist ""] yes! we haven't played with Kevorkians in a while. sweet. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 28,2004 5:19pm - RichHorror ""] That band isn't playing anymore, for whatever reason. |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 28,2004 7:05pm - RichHorror ""] And we still need a full-time drummer. |
| ________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 5:11pm - assuck ""] tumor |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 5:41pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] it's good to see IWEIPH back on their feet... I think you're back up and running,r ight? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 6:07pm - pessimist ""] rich, are you making a flyer or should i make another shitty cut and paste one? |
| _________________________________ [Nov 29,2004 10:45pm - assuck ""] as long as there's no pictures of you getting jizzed on |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 30,2004 4:51pm - RichHorror ""] Nick-- We still need a full-time drummer. Filling in for this show once again will be Jay from Feed Us Fetus. And yes, cut and paste away. Jeff's the one who does flyers, and he's been too busy coaching football to get back to me... so I dunno if/when we'll get one done. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 9:46am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Noosebomb is on! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 10:51am - assuck ""] excellent |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:24am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] WALRUS BOMBS! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:26am - assuck ""] GODDAMMIT |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:26am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] WHY ARE YOU NOT AT WORK? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:26am - Joe/NotCommon ""] THE COMING AGE OF THE WALRUS |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:27am - assuck ""] FLU |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:33am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] BOO-HOO! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:36am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] SUCK IT UP BITCH! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:42am - assuck ""] I WOULD, BUT I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LET JOHN IN YOUR PANTS |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:45am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] YOU LITTLE FUCK. I DONT EVEN HAVE A COME BACK FOR THAT ONE. EXCEPT FOR A SLAP TO THE HEAD THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:46am - assuck ""] HAHA CALM DOWN, KING NOOSEBOMB. WE WOULDNT WANT YOU TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK BEFORE THE 17TH. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:47am - Joe/NotCommon ""] The walrus is an endangered species. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:52am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I MIGHT BE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES ALSO, THAT LITTLE BASTARD IS RAISING MY BLOOD PRESSURE. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:55am - Joe/NotCommon ""] You should just remind him of how he can't go inside obriens. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:56am - assuck ""] YOU KNOW JOE, SOMETIMES I THINK I THINK THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, YOU REALLY LOVE ME. NOT IN A PLETONIC WAY, BUT IN A "DAMN I WISH THAT BEN KID WOULD JUST LET ME HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM" WAY. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:57am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] THAT MADE ME LAUGH. HEY BEN HOW WAS THE SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT? OUCH!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 11:59am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Deep down inside me I yearn for a hug. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:00pm - assuck ""] FROM WHAT I COULD HEAR OUTSIDE, IT SOUNDS LIKE ITS ABOUT TIME FOR THE OLD MEN TO HANG UP THEIR OXYGEN MASKS FOR GOOD. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:05pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] OUCH!!! DIDN'T YOUR MAMA TEACH YOU IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:05pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Ben was raised by John |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:10pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I THOUGHT HE WAS RAISED IN A TRAILER PARK. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:10pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] No, he was raised in some bushes just outside a trailor park |
| ________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:11pm - assuck ""] JOHN WAS RAISED IN A TRAILER PARK, AND HE IN TURN RAISED ME, HENCE THE DIRTLIP |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:13pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] What is the release date for 'THE COMING AGE OF THE WALRUS'? |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 12:15pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I'M NOT SURE. I THINK ONCE HE HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS HE WILL DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 1:17pm - RichHorror ""] I DUNNO IF JOE ASKED FOR US, BUT WE NEED TO BORROW A DRUM KIT AND A BASS CAB FOR THIS. ANYONE? |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 1:32pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I CAN ASK OUR BASS PLAYER ABOUT A CAB. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 2:07pm - RichHorror ""] THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT. THANK YOU MY KING. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 2:09pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] ANYTHING I CAN DO TO SERVE MY PEOPLE. I SENT HIM AN E-MAIL, I SHOULD KNOW SOON. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:44pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] ALL SET WITH THE BASS CAB. IT'S A MESA-BOOGIE WITH 2 - 15 INCH SPEAKERS. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:46pm - abhorred ""] RichHorror said:THAT WOULD BE EXCELLENT. THANK YOU MY KING. don't start inflating his ego anymore than it is already.... |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:47pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] HEY, THATS NOT VERY NICE. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:50pm - abhorred ""] i apologize....mighty walrus king |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 3:57pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] ALL IS FORGIVEN BIG FELLA. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 4:01pm - RichHorror ""] KING NOOSEBOMB said:ALL SET WITH THE BASS CAB. IT'S A MESA-BOOGIE WITH 2 - 15 INCH SPEAKERS. THANK YOU. I REMAIN YOUR LOYAL SERVANT. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 4:06pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 4:10pm - abhorred ""] THE WALRUS KINGDOM!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 4:19pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] THIS WALRUS THING HAS TAKEN ON A LIFE OF ITS OWN. INSERT WALRUS SOUND NOW... |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 4:21pm - abhorred ""] I STILL DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE WALRUS THING...BUT WHATEVER ILL JUST CONTINUE TO RAMBLE UNINTELLIGABLE BULLSHIT CAUSE ITS FUN TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 4:33pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I HEAR YA BRO! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 5:01pm - Bradness ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 5:22pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] THAT IS FUCKING GREAT, HEY ALEX I HAVE THAT SAME DESTRUCTION SHIRT. BRAD WHAT DOES A WALRUS ARMPIT SMELL LIKE? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 5:47pm - ninkaszi ""] OMG BRAD TURNED ME INTO A WALRUS |
| _________________________________ [Dec 1,2004 8:09pm - Bradness ""] KING NOOSEBOMB said:THAT IS FUCKING GREAT, HEY ALEX I HAVE THAT SAME DESTRUCTION SHIRT. BRAD WHAT DOES A WALRUS ARMPIT SMELL LIKE? it smells like slim jims you all know KA can't do this show right? our friend is having a surprise berfday party for his wife and we've been asked to play some covers. sorry |
| ________________________________ [Dec 2,2004 11:59am - assuck ""] THE MIGHTY NOOSEBOMB HAS TAKEN YOUR SPOT, AND ALL IS WELL |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 2,2004 12:15pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] ALL IS WELL IN "WALLY WORLD" |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 8:55am - RichHorror ""] I WANT TO PUNCH THAT FUCKING MOOSE IN THE NOSE. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 9:45am - assuck ""] KING MOOSEDONG |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 9:46am - RichHorror ""] I FORGOT TO WIPE MY DICK AFTER SEX THIS MORNING. I JUST WENT TO TAKE A SHIT AND SAW A THICK LAYER OF PIE CRUST-LIKE SEX CHEESE ON MY COCK. I THOUGHT I HAD THE CLAP. ... I MEAN... BUMP. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 3,2004 9:55am - assuck ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 9:58am - RichHorror ""] IT WAS YUMMY GOING DOWN. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 10:16am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] KING MOOSEDONG, PRETTY CLEVER BENJAMIN. ARE YOU GOING TO SEE NIGHTSTICK AT O'BRIENS TONIGHT. OH, THATS RIGHT I FORGOT THEY DONT LET LITTLE SHITS LIKE YOU INTO THE BIG BOY CLUBS. TAKE THAT BITCH! |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 10:27am - assuck ""] SOMETIMES I HATE YOU JEFF AND THEN I REMIND MYSELF THAT YOU USED TO BE IN SOME GOOD BANDS, SO THE HATE RESIDES I'M KIDDING OF COURSE YOU WERE NEVER IN ANY GOOD BANDS |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 10:32am - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] I CAN FEEL THE LOVE LITTLE BROTHER. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:07pm - assuck ""] SORRY JEFF, NOTHING PERSONAL. I'VE JUST BEEN STUCK IN THE HOUSE FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT, SO I GOTTA ENTERTAIN MYSELF SOMEHOW |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:22pm - KING NOOSEBOMB ""] UNDERSTOOD. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:27pm - assuck ""] PLEASE DO NOT BEHEAD ME, O GREAT KING |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:27pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] woah, how did you strike out that text? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:28pm - assuck ""] advanced response |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:28pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:35pm - assuck ""] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 3,2004 12:35pm - assuck ""] wow it worked |
| __________________________________ [Dec 4,2004 2:59pm - pessimist ""] who let the retards out of their cages? |
| ________________________________ [Dec 5,2004 11:52am - assuck ""] i was going to make a cheesy "who let the dogs out" joke about retards instead of dogs, but i changed my mind |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 5,2004 5:08pm - Rich Horror NLI ""] If you hit a midget on the head real hard, he turns into 40 gold coins. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 7:58pm - Rich Horror NLI ""] [img] |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 8,2004 8:17pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] when are you gonna book Knife Invades Throat !!!!!! |