has anyone heard of any of these bands?[views:16388][posts:79]_____________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:31pm - cav ""] besides the headliners.... http://www.locobazooka.com/?page_id=3 |
| _____________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:34pm - cav ""] these bands have to be paying to play? cmon, its like "well if you cant even land a gig at the local bar pay us a thousand bucks and you can open for black sabbath at noon" haha wtf. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:41pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:43pm - tomx nli ""] [img] BAHAHAHAHAHA check out tattoo mongloid over here with his obnoxiously awkward, completely unnatural position trying to show off his ink that looks like he got them out of a gumball machine at Pricerite. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:44pm - xanonymousx ""] I've heard of Leaving Eden and Prospect Hill I guess the tickets are $45... Adema is playing? I thought they died a long time ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:45pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] [img] Not 1... but 2 vaginas in the band! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:46pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I'm sure none of these bands sound like a mix of GODSMACK, DISTURBED or LINKIN PARK at all. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:46pm - tomx nli ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] Not 1... but 2 transvestites in the band! fix'd |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:48pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] tomx nli said:[img] BAHAHAHAHAHA check out tattoo mongloid over here with his obnoxiously awkward, completely unnatural position trying to show off his ink that looks like he got them out of a gumball machine at Pricerite. Don't fuck with the Route 1 mini golf dinosaur! |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:50pm - xanonymousx ""] hahahahahah yes |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 2:58pm - the_reverend ""] I know like 1/2 of them |
| _____________________________ [Aug 23,2007 3:11pm - cav ""] i didnt even notice how bad that guy is trying to show off his tattoo. haha. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 23,2007 3:15pm - Yeti ""] egad, Adema and Godhead. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 3:31pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] AUTOPSY_666 said:[img] my guitar teacher just got the gig of touring guitarist for these chicks. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 3:37pm - BrianDBB ""] How many tickets do bands have to sell? Or should I ask how much do bands have to PAY to play this? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 3:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Swashbuckle should have a headling spot. I looks like most of these bands just recently formed to play this show. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:08pm - metal_church101 ""] This is a fucking riot!!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:14pm - Dwellingsickness ""] BrianDBB said:How many tickets do bands have to sell? Or should I ask how much do bands have to PAY to play this? I think it is like $3-4 grand, I know TROLL had like 100 tix and were selling them at $30/ticket |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:18pm - Ryan_NLI ""] "BANDS, be a part of the biggest rock showcase and festival on the planet held every September in New England. Past local and regional unsigned acts have performed on the same stage on the same day with acts like Alice In Chains, Buckcherry, Godsmack, Staind, System of a Down, Kid Rock, Slipknot, Disturbed and Damage Plan! See it! There is only one event in the world like this where you will get this awesome opportunity to perform with the big boys and play in front of huge crowds that are usually reserved for chart-topping stars, record label acts, and major egos. Managers, promoters, club owners, record labels, agents, and assorted other music biz dynamos scout new talent at every Locobazooka! looking for the next big thing! Some people sit on the sidelines wishing they had the guts to be a player. Others grab the ball and go for the gusto. Watch history or make history… it’s up to you. Get involved, now! Send your submission today!" Funniest thing I have ever read. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] DestroyYouAlot said:tomx nli said:[img] BAHAHAHAHAHA check out tattoo mongloid over here with his obnoxiously awkward, completely unnatural position trying to show off his ink that looks like he got them out of a gumball machine at Pricerite. Don't fuck with the Route 1 mini golf dinosaur! THE NOAHTH SHOOOOAAH IS WHEAH YA GUNNA SOOOOOAAAAHHHHH! In other news, Adema is not dead, contrary to popular belief. They just put out a new album on Tuesday, hahaha. Fucking idiots. I see that Scarecrow Hill is playing...ugh. Plymouth, MA's premier nu-metal ICP wannabes; the sad thing is, they'll probably be able to sell a million tickets to all of their idiot friends and "Hill Dolls." In case you're wondering what "Hill Dolls" are, they're Scarecrow Hill's dogpound of disgusting groupies that paint their faces to look like characters from The Nightmare Before Christmas that had sex with ICP. Links: http://www.myspace.com/scarecrowhill http://www.myspace.com/hill_dolls There are more fun links to check out and be disgusted by on those 2 pages. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:49pm - thegreatspaldino ""] holy shit these guys suck so bad. skindred mixed with godsmack... i didnt think i would be able to see the day. holy shit... in the two songs i heard... they talk about "shit talkers". probably because they get so much hate mail for sucking so bad. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] If I ever go to the mall nearest my house to go to Best Buy, Newbury Comics and/or Taco Bell, I end up seeing like 30 of the Scarecrow Hill schmucks, and most of the time they harrass me. Ugh. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:54pm - largefreakatzero ""] Haha -- jesus christ what a fucking gayfest. Back to dumb-dumb's tatoos -- I like the one that just says "POW" the best. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:58pm - Kinslayer ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:DestroyYouAlot said:tomx nli said:[img] What's up with homeboy in the orange shirts nose?? Its like...half missing. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:58pm - Kinslayer ""] What's up with homeboy in the orange shirts nose?? Its like...half missing. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 4:58pm - dreadkill ""] swahbuckle is on there |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:04pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Swashbuckle is the only good band on that bill. I feel bad for them. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:09pm - dreadkill ""] heaven and hell and queensryche are good too |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:12pm - largefreakatzero ""] http://www.godhead.com/ Bahahahahahah! |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:13pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] [img] Why they hate us. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] dreadkill said:heaven and hell and queensryche are good too Like I said...Swashbuckle are the only good band on the bill. OOOOOHHH! Nailed you with a sick burn. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Can anyone tell me why Scarecrow Hill has about five separate profiles on myspace for street teams? Fucking shit, this band is terrible. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:18pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I can see the singer holding the top of his head and tucking the mic into his chest when it comes to the "groovy breakdown" of their faggy songs. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] [img] Apparently this beast is the hill girl of the month. If my groupies looked this bad I wouldn't advertise it on fucking myspace. THE BITCH MADE ME POP AN INNIE |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] EDIT: One of the "Hill Dolls" showed me 1 of her boobs. I did not ask to see it. Does that make me nu-metal famous? |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:I saw one of the Hill Doll's boobs one time. I did not ask to see it. Does that make me nu-metal famous? Did it make you pop an innie? |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:30pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] i planned on tailgating the whole day up until maybe shadows fall (hopefully they play some older material) so it really doesnt matter who the fuck is planning before then. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 5:36pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I think my dick fell off and I found it quivering in my boot, muttering something about "the war." |
| __________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 6:13pm - Dankill ""] How exactly can these useless ICP wash out whores harass the Great Mark Fucking Richards? He's not easily harassed. With Robby Roadsteamer on, it's pretty much clear WAAF has nothing to do with this show anymore and that it's getting ready to die soon. Someone should direct the headliners away from the venue and then just roll in barrels of Zyklon-B gas. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 6:26pm - intricateprocess ""] thegreatspaldino said:holy shit these guys suck so bad. skindred mixed with godsmack... i didnt think i would be able to see the day. holy shit... in the two songs i heard... they talk about "shit talkers". probably because they get so much hate mail for sucking so bad. seriously...............WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO THAT. how do they have like a following of girls at all (albeit even if they are ugly). im LOL'n listening to this............. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 6:54pm - Brandon.. ""] Dude my favorite is "half passed my sin" shit is ill |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 6:56pm - DomesticTerror ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: http://www.myspace.com/scarecrowhill http://www.myspace.com/hill_dolls There are more fun links to check out and be disgusted by on those 2 pages. we should sick MSD on them. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 8:33pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] MarkFuckingRichards said: Links: http://www.myspace.com/scarecrowhill http://www.myspace.com/hill_dolls There are more fun links to check out and be disgusted by on those 2 pages. I went to the scarecrow hill page, because I've seen them around, talked to them, and seen their scarecrow pedo-van around town a lot. Never really heard the music before. I made it as far as "aww, yeah, this is you mutha fucking wake up call" or whatever and had to shut the window. 1997 called, they want their shitty band back. |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 9:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Here's a little history on Scarecrow Hill and the growing nu-metal scene of Plymouth, MA, because I have nothing else better to do: "Back in the day," there was a band called Shattered Souls (but with a backwards s at the end of Souls). They were self-proclaimed REAL metal (aka 50th rate Cradle Of Filth/insert crappy gothic nu-metal band here rip-off that said they sounded like Amon Amarth). They were all nicey nice with my old band, Upon Crimson Wings. Behind our backs they said that we weren't real metal. We sucked ass, but I don't think they were in any place to determine who was and wasn't "real" metal. After a while, the band broke up; the drummer became an overnight straightedge youth crew hardcore kid, the bassist started Scarecrow Hill but as the drummer/singer (cited as saying, "Those assholes kicked me out. I'll show them what a mistake that was, Scarecrow Hill is the REAL shit, blah blah blah.), and the singer and guitarist started Coldread, an equally bad, delusional nu-metal Marilyn Manson/Slipknot/other crap band that qualify themselves as "spiritual metal." I graduated high school with their keyboardist/sampler/whatever who wears gas masks and other stupid shit at shows, accompanied by punching himself and trying to do anything he can to make himself look "like, sooo crazy." This kid is 24 or 25 years old and he's still doing that shit? Dumb. Clearly, these guys are all "real" metal. But I digress... I say the cool people get out of this area for a day or two and we drop napalm on Plymouth county. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 9:41pm - My_Dying_Bride ""] [img] this chick is probably good at rj's |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 9:50pm - narkybark ""] How has no one noticed Prospect Hill on that list yet? |
| _____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 9:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I think we've all noticed, but Scarecrow Hill have more ugly groupies to make fun of. Prospect Hill ain't got SHIT on Scarecrow Hill! UH. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 9:58pm - ArrowHead likes Pie ""] tomx nli said:[img] [img] You've really never heard of Robby Roadsteamer? They used to be called the Sweatpants Boners. They've played a ton of these loco shows. Hilarious punk rockish stuff. The whole band is INTENTIONALLY a joke. You can't make fun of people who are already mocking themselves. |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 10:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] this is true. they had a cool song called No. 2 about shitting if i remember correctly. |
| ______________________________________________ [Aug 23,2007 10:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Shit, I said Swashbuckle were the only good band on the bill; Roadsteamer is also awesome, so those are the only 2 good bands. They started as Sweatpant Boners, then changed to Robby Roadsteamer and the Sweatpant Boners, then just Robby Roadsteamer, and now just Roadsteamer. They have classic hits such as: I'm Sorry Your Cat Has Ass Cancer I Put A Baby In You Singing Death Metal With A Mouth Full Of Lucky Charms (or something to that effect) The Hand I Beat Dogs With (a song about picking up girls that hang out at rauncy sports bars) Shower Games And the list goes on. |