xmikex appreesh[views:14091][posts:81]___________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 11:12am - niccolai ""] This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever read: (from a myspce bulletin) 5 porn spam profiles, 2 nu metal bands from the west coast (p.s. just about every west coast band might as well be nu metal to me). My inbox is no different. Apparently I'm a pretty popular guy amongst the webcam chat community. At least you'd get that impression of you looked at the messages I get every day. "Slutty Tanya Would like to invite you to join webchat community" "Tiffany the Mouth Would like to invite you to join pigchat group". I wouldn't care. At all. Really. Except that I know that one out of every 100 dudes that gets that request clicks the link and keeps the whole thing going. Some fat asshole out there really thinks that a girl in a school girl outfit spread eagle on a Dodge Viper legitimately picked him out from a billion myspace profiles, and wants the pleasure of his 250lb, 39 years old and no future in sight, child porn diddling, pizza Pringle crumbs in his fucking beard, waste of space, Blockbuster Video assistant managing fat ass company. And then the whole thing starts all over. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 11:18am - drake ""] speaking of potential pedophiles... |
| __________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 11:31am - tbone_r ""] http://youtube.com/watch?v=jIU7aLpxhSQ new king of the burn |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 12:35pm - dreadkill ""] amazing |
| _______________________________ [Aug 17,2006 12:36pm - Yeti ""] hahahahahahaha |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 6:38pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] ASIANCAT APROVES OF THIS THREAD. |
| _________________________________ [Aug 17,2006 11:00pm - xmikex ""] glad to do my part. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 3:53pm - Sacreligion ""] xmikex said: Archaeon said:Louisiana...Really? Mad waterparks bro. [img] |
| ________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 4:01pm - xmikex ""] I enjoy being a little older and wiser, and making myself lul with 1 sentence instead of 10. That poor dog. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 4:02pm - the_reverend ""] the op makes me want pizza |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 4:28pm - arilliusbm ""] I miss the hateedge xmikex from the early days of rttp: xmikex said:<<please refrain from dissing the people who smoke pot. what the fuck do you expect when you go to a concert you dumbass. every fucking concert has weed smokers.>> the blatant gayness of that statement just makes me want to smash your face in. all straightedge ideology aside, that was just queer. i know plenty of kids who like to smoke but would still laugh at what you just shit out. if i see you at a """"CONCERT"""" smoking weed near me because you think being in a room where people are playing music somehow garauntees you the right to blow your stupid smoke in my face i'll stomp on your lungs just for being a fag. go back to ozzfest, and your WAAF chat rooms dickbag. XMIKEX the x's mean porn. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 4:38pm - RustyPS ""] I've never been edge, but reading that makes me wanna smash someone...lol |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 4:46pm - arilliusbm ""] This forum was waay different back in 2002 and 2003. I can't believe i've been trolling it that long. Sad.. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 4:51pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] haha ya those were the glory days |
| _____________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:18pm - pam ""] I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track. I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:22pm - arilliusbm ""] I think powerkok or hoser got really pissed at me once. might have been powerkok. I was joking around, I don't think he sensed sarcasm |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:23pm - anonymous ""] pam said:I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track. I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:27pm - ark ""] DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:28pm - RichHorror ""] arilliusbm said:I think powerkok or hoser got really pissed at me once. might have been powerkok. I was joking around, I don't think he sensed sarcasm anonymous said: COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. COOL STORY, BRO. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:28pm - arilliusbm ""] lol I remember when me and other fellow black metal elitists used to call this forum "return to the scene" ... Oh wait. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:29pm - anonymous ""] pam said:I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track. I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. COOL STORY, COW. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:29pm - arilliusbm ""] Yea rich. I know. Pointless story. :'( |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:30pm - RichHorror ""] Yes, it was xmikex pwning you many times. The last old thread I saw where this happened you were saying something about how Dimmu was going to fuck him up. lulz. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:38pm - arilliusbm ""] ark said:DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN you don't remember hailtheleaf do you? |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:42pm - ark ""] only started posting here last year i think, and then i stole your bassist. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:43pm - ark ""] which is weird because i had been checking out the pics for years and never really looked at the forum |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 5:43pm - ark ""] ark said:which is weird because i had been checking out the pics for years and never really looked at the forum COOL STORY BRO, i know. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 7:08pm - Lamp ""] arilliusbm said: ark said:DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN you don't remember hailtheleaf do you? LADY LOOKS LIKE A DUUUUUUUDE |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 9:38pm - the_reverend ""] pam said:I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. Could have been someone else. You're all a bunch a dicks and I lose track. I think Spaldino told me he was going to spit on me once. Good times.wasn't someone like joenc going to beat him up for that? I remember jon not liking when someone called you a bitch. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 10:35pm - pam ""] Possibly. Joe hates me now I think. |
| ______________________________ [Dec 22,2009 10:36pm - pam ""] ark said:DON'T SCARE AWAY THIS FORUM'S ONLY WOMAN Haha, don't worry about me. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 22,2009 11:10pm - Sacreligion ""] RTTP changes lives. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:43am - xmikex ""] I miss the hateedge xmikex from the early days of rttp: ya, I kinda don't. he usually had a girlfriend and got canker sores a lot. lose lose. pam said:I think I vaguely remember Angry X Mike X telling me off a bunch of times. I remember gearing up to write a 20 page paper, not knowing where to start, and then an inexplicably angry Pam picked an internet fight with me. I spent the next hour skit skatting all over it like I was Langston Hughes. The paper wrote itself after that. RichHorror said:you were saying something about how Dimmu was going to fuck him up. lulz. I decided to take the alleyway shortcut home. A handful of long dark shadows crept up behind me. I heard a clicking and dragging sound like ivory walking canes scraping on concrete. The last thing I remember is hearing "So ya don't like keyboard black metal eh?" and then it all went dark. I woke up in the hospital 5 hours later covered in corpse paint splatter and blood. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 2:45am - the_reverend ""] did nick cage's son have his back? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:16pm - joeyumbrella ""] dead juggalo baby, nuff said |
| ______________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:18pm - pam ""] xmikex said: inexplicably angry Pam picked an internet fight with me Unpossible, doesn't sound like me at all. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:52pm - xmikex ""] If I recall correctly it went something like... Pam: Avast ye scoundrel! Ye scandalous maltooler! For 'Leigon' is apex of all that is the work of Deicide. Me: Madam, I admire your candor, but alas I do protest. For the self titled doth reign superior. Pam: Perhaps than sir, we would be better served reconvening in Chinatown! |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 12:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] [img] |
| _____________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:01pm - pam ""] Obviously we never met there because xmikex doesn't wanna see what I'll do in defense of Legion. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:05pm - xmikex ""] Probably have a baby. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:07pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] O NO U DI'NT |
| _____________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:08pm - pam ""] No wai. I take drugs to murder my ovaries. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:18pm - the_reverend ""] I remember pam when the best thing in her life was being a real-life manager of the crushing metal band the Accursed. I also remember when mike did all his screaming on the ground and his biggest love was headbands. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:30pm - brian_dc ""] Rev has seen us all at our worst |
| _____________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:35pm - pam ""] I'm now the real-life manager of cleaning up pet and baby shit and I enjoy that more than trying to get the accursed to all agree to play one fucking show at the same time without whining. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:40pm - xgodzillax ""] chinatown, fight there or youre a pussy |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:42pm - arilliusbm ""] Just ate there |
| _____________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:48pm - pam ""] mmmmm |
| ________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:50pm - xmikex ""] pam said:I'm now the real-life manager of cleaning up pet and baby shit You work at Bradlees? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 23,2009 1:53pm - arilliusbm ""] Lechmere. |