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If you could fuck just 1 celebrity

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[Nov 3,2004 1:00pm - Anonymous  ""]


Who would it be?
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[Nov 3,2004 1:12pm - RustedAngel ""]
masuimi max
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[Nov 3,2004 1:21pm - Christraper ""]
Michelle Pheifer in the catwoman outfit although "fuck" is too nice of a word to describe what i would do to her.
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[Nov 3,2004 1:22pm - RichHorror ""]
G. Gordon Liddy
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[Nov 3,2004 1:29pm - succubus ""]
been there done that...

and i do it whenever we are together
nuff said
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[Nov 3,2004 1:48pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Scarlett Johansson.
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[Nov 3,2004 1:53pm - JonahBloodbath ""]
seconded
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[Nov 3,2004 1:56pm - powerkok ""]
renee zelwigger fat/skinny...no pref.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:16pm - jesusfucker ""]
Ice ice baby! doindoindoinn-doindoindoindoim.. no, not really.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:18pm - armageddonday ""]
That guy who plays Aragon in Lord Of The Ring.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:18pm - kellthevalkyrie ""]
Ooohhh...either Joaquin Phoenix or Jason Varitek....
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[Nov 3,2004 2:22pm - jesusfucker ""]
armageddonday said:That guy who plays Aragon in Lord Of The Ring.


Ooh yeah, I forgot about that guy. Totally hot.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:30pm - the_rooster ""]
elisha cuthbert and kate beckinsale at the same time.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:31pm - retzam ""]
Hmmmm...Shakira???
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[Nov 3,2004 2:32pm - Lincoln ""]
retzam said:Hmmmm...Shakira???


Nice...I guess I'm not the only one
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[Nov 3,2004 2:33pm - RichHorror ""]
succubus said:been there done that...

and i do it whenever we are together
nuff said



You fucked G. Gordon Liddy?

Awesome.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:36pm - retzam ""]
Lincoln said:retzam said:Hmmmm...Shakira???


Nice...I guess I'm not the only one



My thoughts exactly.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:43pm - ram_girl ""]
This one is easy......Vin Diesel!!!
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[Nov 3,2004 2:46pm - RustedAngel ""]
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yummy
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[Nov 3,2004 2:47pm - Lincoln ""]
retzam said:Lincoln said:retzam said:Hmmmm...Shakira???


Nice...I guess I'm not the only one



My thoughts exactly.



She's got some junk in her trunk but thats just fine with me....
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[Nov 3,2004 2:47pm - blue nli  ""]
the more junk in the trunk the better.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:54pm - jesusfucker ""]


She's got some junk in her trunk but thats just fine with me....>>

What are you insane? No "junk in the trunk"! That a fine piece of ass right there. Unless you like fucking walking corpses of skin & bone.
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[Nov 3,2004 2:54pm - Lincoln ""]
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'"
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[Nov 3,2004 3:07pm - Well-Known But Shy Guitarist Who Will Remain Nameless  ""]
Do celebrities in the world of underground metal count?

If so, I vote for Kelly from Shroud.
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[Nov 3,2004 3:10pm - succubus ""]
RichHorror said:succubus said:been there done that...

and i do it whenever we are together
nuff said



You fucked G. Gordon Liddy?

Awesome.



hahahahaha

NO!

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[Nov 3,2004 3:17pm - Lincoln ""]
RustedAngel said:[img]
yummy



Ummmmm.......wow.
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[Nov 3,2004 3:21pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I would put on like 100 rubbers and an Osama bin Laden costume, fuck George W. up the ass while giving him repeated donkey punches, film it, title it "Poetic Justice", and send the tape to everyone who voted for him.
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[Nov 3,2004 3:36pm - dreadkill ""]
i like rusted angel's woman there, and josh martin's idea is funny. do it.
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[Nov 3,2004 3:38pm - dreadkill ""]
there are too many hot women in the world that i'd love to fuck, so until i can narrow it down, i choose the biggest celebrity of them all, mr. joe notcommon.
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[Nov 3,2004 4:36pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
I fucked Joe, he isn't very good.
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[Nov 3,2004 4:41pm - the_reverend ""]
succubus said:been there done that...

and i do it whenever we are together
nuff said



you had sex with ethan hawk!
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[Nov 3,2004 4:41pm - Josiah_the_Black ""]
the_rooster said:elisha cuthbert and kate beckinsale at the same time.


good call


josie maran straight up her ass
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[Nov 3,2004 4:48pm - dreadkill ""]
AUTOPSY_666 said:I fucked Joe, he isn't very good.



:(

you just ruined the mental picture i have been jerking off to for weeks, and picturing in my head while i am fucking my gf with my eyes closed. well, not that last part, but you get the idea.
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[Nov 3,2004 4:51pm - dreadkill ""]
i want to cut kate beckinsale's head off for making that shitty movie underworld. my friend rented it and another friend and i demanded he shut it off after a half hour of watching that poor excuse for entertainment.

whoever wrote the screenplay is probably having a permanent orgasm machine installed under his skin at his super huge mansion even though my nut hair could come up with better dialogue than he did.
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[Nov 3,2004 5:32pm - RichHorror ""]
succubus said:RichHorror said:succubus said:been there done that...

and i do it whenever we are together
nuff said



You fucked G. Gordon Liddy?

Awesome.



hahahahaha

NO!




I'm crushed. :(
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[Nov 3,2004 5:34pm - succubus ""]
i was talking about the_reverend but i feel like no one else got it

*sigh
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[Nov 3,2004 5:43pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
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elizabeth hurley
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[Nov 3,2004 5:49pm - dreadkill ""]
she's a femme-bot! it would be suicide man! haven't you seen austin powers?!?!
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[Nov 3,2004 6:33pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
i would thouroughly enjoy having intercourse with a cyborg
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[Nov 3,2004 6:36pm - dreadkill ""]
but what if she shot poisonous gas out of her jumblees? is it worth the risk?
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[Nov 3,2004 6:40pm - Kalopsia ""]
i got it carina.

my choice would probably be Angelina Jolie. i mean those fucking lips......, my god
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[Nov 3,2004 6:42pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
dreadkill said:but what if she shot poisonous gas out of her jumblees? is it worth the risk?



yes yes and yes...elizabeth hurley man...elizabeth hurley
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[Nov 3,2004 6:53pm - Devin ""]
natalie portman
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[Nov 3,2004 7:14pm - KeithMutiny ""]
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need I say more?
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[Nov 3,2004 7:34pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
[img]
don't shoot!
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[Nov 3,2004 7:40pm - Kalopsia ""]
KeithMutiny said:[img]
need I say more?



yes, who is she?
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[Nov 3,2004 8:33pm - dave from the grave  ""]
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[Nov 3,2004 8:52pm - lady_czerach ""]
Sebastian Bach.
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[Nov 3,2004 9:47pm - KeithMutiny ""]
Kalopsia said:KeithMutiny said:[img]
need I say more?



yes, who is she?


kate beckinsdale
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possibly... the hottest woman on earth?

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[Nov 3,2004 10:18pm - Abbath ""]
the_rooster said:elisha cuthbert and kate beckinsale at the same time.



holy fuck! it's like you stole what i think about every day! give me my mind back!!!!
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[Nov 3,2004 10:26pm - assuck ""]
maria menounos

nicole kidman

hillary duff

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[Nov 3,2004 10:27pm - assuck ""]
or if you just want one,

marnicary duffmanous
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[Nov 3,2004 10:28pm - assuck ""]
assuck said:
duffman



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[Nov 3,2004 10:50pm - Bradness Lebowski  ""]
Jennifer Tilly

BAM!
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[Nov 3,2004 10:54pm - KeithMutiny ""]
shes too "big" for me
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[Nov 3,2004 11:15pm - handinjury ""]
RustedAngel said:[img]
yummy




Fuck yeah ! now thats an ass.:bow:
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[Nov 3,2004 11:34pm - intricateprocess ""]
i always wanted to bang donna from that 70's show.
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[Nov 3,2004 11:37pm - Brdness Lebowski  ""]
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[Nov 3,2004 11:40pm - intricateprocess ""]
no, that dosent count

i want the red haired old school donna
shes so much better than that air brushed blonde imitation

damn you maxim, for making chicks way to hot
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[Nov 4,2004 12:53am - blue nli  ""]
KeithMutiny said:shes too "big" for me


bigger is better.
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[Nov 4,2004 6:43am - KeithMutiny ""]
well, to each his own
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[Nov 4,2004 7:27am - Kalopsia ""]
intricateprocess said:i always wanted to bang donna from that 70's show.


there's also jacky from the show
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[Nov 4,2004 8:18am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Lacey Chabert
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[Nov 4,2004 1:03pm - Well-Known But Shy Guitarist Who Will Remain Nameless  ""]
blue nli said:

bigger is better.




Damn right.

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[Nov 4,2004 3:28pm - dreadkill ""]
Well-Known But Shy Guitarist Who Will Remain Nameless said:blue nli said:

bigger is better.




Damn right.




right on. i don't like them scrawny either.
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[Nov 4,2004 3:45pm - Christraper ""]
I like all kinds. good sex is good sex.
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[Nov 4,2004 3:55pm - swamplorddvm ""]
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Me in love. Teehehehe...
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[Nov 4,2004 4:44pm - armageddonday ""]
Is that Sophie Marceau?
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[Nov 4,2004 4:45pm - succubus ""]
yup it is..


so am i the only one here who banga a celeb

woooooooo
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[Nov 4,2004 5:05pm - ram_girl ""]
Anthony Kiedas....Hell Yeah!!!!

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[Nov 4,2004 5:23pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Hahaha dude hes so hot.
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[Nov 4,2004 5:30pm - ram_girl ""]
swamplorddvm said:Hahaha dude hes so hot.




OH MY GOD, hell ya....he is!!!!
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[Nov 4,2004 5:31pm - dirtycrayon nli  ""]
Christraper said:Michelle Pheifer in the catwoman outfit although "fuck" is too nice of a word to describe what i would do to her.


you can have michelle pheifer and i'll take halle berry

:spineyes:
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[Nov 4,2004 5:37pm - swamplorddvm ""]
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So many sluts, so little time.
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[Nov 4,2004 5:42pm - afoley  ""]
JOHNNY DEPP
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[Nov 4,2004 5:46pm - dirtycrayon nli  ""]
*tommy lee minus the hepatitis
*johnny depp
*edward furlong
*angelina jolie
*lenny kravitz (he has his shit pierced!!!)
*edward norton as the character from american history x
*vincent gallo
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[Nov 4,2004 5:50pm - afoley  ""]
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[Nov 4,2004 5:54pm - succubus ""]
hahahaha is that last one PS'ed??????
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[Nov 4,2004 5:56pm - ram_girl ""]
WOW, if that ain't photo shopped then you just made my evening a tad bit better!!!
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[Nov 4,2004 5:57pm - dirtycrayon nli  ""]
you can see the veins and shit

i dont know if im repulsed or turned on
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[Nov 4,2004 5:57pm - kellthevalkyrie ""]
i don't know. we were asking the girls around the office if they thought it was realy. HA!
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[Nov 4,2004 5:59pm - afoley  ""]
it has its own shadow!!
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[Nov 4,2004 6:00pm - succubus ""]
hahahahahaha

it's gotta be fake
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[Nov 4,2004 6:01pm - succubus ""]
and foley..awesome to see you here!!
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[Nov 4,2004 6:03pm - swamplorddvm ""]

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Ask the chicks at work about this dude.
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[Nov 4,2004 6:04pm - swamplorddvm ""]
:spineyes:
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[Nov 4,2004 6:05pm - ram_girl ""]
dirtycrayon nli said:you can see the veins and shit

i dont know if im repulsed or turned on





ahahaha, you are right. I didn't even notice till you mentioed it....
Pretty realistic to me...
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[Nov 4,2004 6:06pm - dirtycrayon nli  ""]
you know theres this guy that's usually on the D train --- i haven't seen him in awhile so he prolly got arrested (again)

he wears see through swishy pants or sweat pants and he likes to expose himself on the train --- it looked like a third leg --- so gross!
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[Nov 4,2004 10:18pm - th3rdknuckle ""]
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