what's your physical deformity?[views:17096][posts:89]______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 6:57pm - rhys ""] the left half of my collar bone is bent forwards and i can never get my shoulder in a comfortable position. now the same thing is happening to the right side. who else is fucked up? |
| _____________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:04pm - mOe ""] i've been walking on my toes for my entire life because of tight achilles tendons...my legs are over developed and it hurts like hell to stretch them |
| _________________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:04pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I broke my toe and it didn't heal right, and it re-breaks every few weeks and makes me limp |
| _____________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:20pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] i am flat-footed, knock-kneed, have dislocated my right knee 3 times, dislocated my left knee 1 time, both of them crack and make gross noises when walking on stairs, my shoulder blades protrude much farther backwards than they should, i have a huge head and ape-like arms, i have hitch-hiker's thumb (i.e. the top half bends backwards with no help of my other fingers to form a 90 degree angle), all of my fingers are double-jointed (so i can make them dance in wave-like movements and have "zombie fingers"), and i think that's just about it. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:20pm - ZJD ""] I have fat all over my body. It's weeeeeird. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:28pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I am devastatingly handsome. |
| _____________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:29pm - pam ""] I have a huge black penis. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:36pm - Niccolai ""] my toe: [img] |
| _____________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:37pm - pam ""] Dude....ew. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 7:45pm - dreadkill ""] pam said:Dude....ew. that's not as gross as your big black cock. that thing's all twisted and gnarled and hurts when it's going in your...ear? |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:03pm - sxealex ""] ok what the FUCK happened to your foot |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:15pm - the_reverend ""] I broke my arm as a kid (compound fracture) and that with all my typing and photography, I have to watch my wrists for the nerve damage. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:16pm - ZenErik ""] The right side of my chest is indented and the left is normal. My left ear sticks out a little more. My back definitely isn't straight. Nose isn't straight. Probably more. Well, at least my orientation is straight. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:17pm - Shannon nli ""] I look like a terrorist. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:22pm - the_reverend ""] carina thinks its a deformity that I can go with out food easily for days and days. a couple years ago I wanted to go a week, but she made me stop after 5 days. I must have been muslim. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:22pm - ZenErik ""] Shannon nli said:I am a terrorist. |
| _______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:24pm - yummy ""] Niccolai, was that from what happened like over a month ago? Looks pretty gross. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 8:39pm - dreadkill ""] Shannon nli said:I look like a terrorist. that's my deformity as well. :( |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:09pm - RichHorror ""] the_reverend said:carina thinks its a deformity that I can go with out food easily for days and days. I can do that if I have enough beer. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:12pm - the_reverend ""] rich and I have the same deformity as charlie brown's xmas tree. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:16pm - tylerl ""] i have pulminary stinosis, and had three open-heart surgeries, beat that! |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:23pm - Lamp ""] I have extra cartilage just above and to the side of my right knee. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:31pm - Niccolai ""] Yea, thats my toe. it's ugly. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:31pm - sacreligion ""] the_reverend said:carina thinks its a deformity that I can go with out food easily for days and days. a couple years ago I wanted to go a week, but she made me stop after 5 days. I must have been muslim. that's nothin...i used to have to do that when i was on the "I'm too poor to eat" diet as far as actual deformities...none that i can think of. i have 2 nasty scars on my leg from my ankle surgery and sometimes it's a little sore, but nothing i'd call "deformed" |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:43pm - Kinslayer ""] I have Kartageners Syndrome. The only 'deformation' really is the fact that all of my internal organs are reversed. Yes, I'm serious. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:44pm - Agrippa ""] he's serious. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:45pm - HailTheLeaf ""] one of my feet is slightly bigger than the other... |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:49pm - Agrippa ""] i can dislocate lots of things on my body. shoulders, knees, fingers, etc. i also have dimples. and aspergers syndrome. and a chronic inability to keep my bodily waste away from those i dislike. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:54pm - Kinslayer ""] hahah Jay, I could have told you there are no cameras at GC. How do you think I stole so much? |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:55pm - Agrippa ""] how the fuck did they know it was me then? |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:56pm - Agrippa ""] i was wondering how they didnt see me snorting rails off the repair desk. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:58pm - Beorht-Dana ""] One of my ears is slightly further forward than the other. I have a tremor. One of my collar bones has a weird protrusion on it. It's kind of hard to describe without seeing it. When I was born the circlular muscle that is directly before my stomch (forget what it's called) was so small that I couldn't swallow anything so it had to be cut open and then stitched up again. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 9:59pm - Agrippa ""] oh yea thats right, i shake like a fucking vibrator too. ask anyone. |
| _________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:29pm - DUG_nli_again ""] I have one shoulder higher than the other. One leg is slightly longer than the other. The top of my sacrum (iliac crest) is malformed and is bigger than the other side because it thinks its a vertabrae which caused a herniation in my lumbar spine which in turn led to my back surgery. The muscles in my ass that hold my hip and pelvis in place are too short which cause me to occasionally walk like a pimp. And it hurts like the dickens. |
| ______________________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:29pm - i_am_not_logged_in ""] Got a massive scar that runs across the entire top right side of my head. Didn't heal entirely right, so it still hurts semi-often even 11 years after the injury. Index fingers are ever so slightly crooked, I'd imagine from video games. I can kinda dislocate my left shoulder. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:31pm - tomx nli ""] my joints sound like cement mixers my left eye and cheek don't have as much movement as my right side after a bout with paralysis i have a small dent on the ride side of the bridge of my nose my jaw is misaligned by a couple millimeters |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 10:49pm - xanonymousx ""] mOe said:i've been walking on my toes for my entire life because of tight achilles tendons...my legs are over developed and it hurts like hell to stretch them thats the same with me but my left foot only i have to wear a brace but i never do. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:24pm - Dankill ""] I've never broken a bone or needed to go to the ER in my life. Plus, I've healed up wounds that most peope swore needed stitches and only get sick once a year (I'm up to 18 months and counting since last time) |
| __________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:25pm - chumly ""] my hog... |
| _________________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:26pm - Ryan_M ""] I have a bump on the back of my head, it's this bony knob on the back of my skull. You can't see it, if I shaved my head bald you might see it but if you felt the back of my head you would definitely feel it. I also have two small bumps - one in each of my temples that my doctor said were cysts. He told me not to worry about them unless they get bigger, and they never have, and I've had them for maybe 10 years or so. You can't see these either but you can feel them. On my right thumb, I've recently developed a nasty callous. I'm guessing it started from using my thumb to pluck my guitar strings when I tune it, but over the past few months its gotten bigger, and now its really dry and cracked and can be painful and irritating. I've tried slicing it off, but the skin underneath is so sensitive it stings like a motherfucker as soon as the blade cuts through it. I guess that's about it for me. |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:35pm - pam ""] Agrippa said:how the fuck did they know it was me then? Because they know you're a fucking dirt bag, it's not rocket science. <3 |
| ______________________________ [Apr 10,2007 11:37pm - pam ""] Kinslayer said:I have Kartageners Syndrome. The only 'deformation' really is the fact that all of my internal organs are reversed. Yes, I'm serious. Does that cause you problems? Cause if not, that's actually kinda cool. "I broke my arm once" "Yeah? My fucking insides are reversed." "Wow" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:26am - anonymous ""] Ryan_M said:I have a bump on the back of my head, it's this bony knob on the back of my skull. You can't see it, if I shaved my head bald you might see it but if you felt the back of my head you would definitely feel it. I also have two small bumps - one in each of my temples that my doctor said were cysts. He told me not to worry about them unless they get bigger, and they never have, and I've had them for maybe 10 years or so. You can't see these either but you can feel them. On my right thumb, I've recently developed a nasty callous. I'm guessing it started from using my thumb to pluck my guitar strings when I tune it, but over the past few months its gotten bigger, and now its really dry and cracked and can be painful and irritating. I've tried slicing it off, but the skin underneath is so sensitive it stings like a motherfucker as soon as the blade cuts through it. I guess that's about it for me. thats syphillis chief,better get checked out |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:26am - anonymous ""] Ryan_M said:I have a bump on the back of my head, it's this bony knob on the back of my skull. You can't see it, if I shaved my head bald you might see it but if you felt the back of my head you would definitely feel it. I also have two small bumps - one in each of my temples that my doctor said were cysts. He told me not to worry about them unless they get bigger, and they never have, and I've had them for maybe 10 years or so. You can't see these either but you can feel them. On my right thumb, I've recently developed a nasty callous. I'm guessing it started from using my thumb to pluck my guitar strings when I tune it, but over the past few months its gotten bigger, and now its really dry and cracked and can be painful and irritating. I've tried slicing it off, but the skin underneath is so sensitive it stings like a motherfucker as soon as the blade cuts through it. I guess that's about it for me. thats syphillis chief,better get checked out |
| _________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:32am - Ryan_M ""] anonymous said:Ryan_M said:I have a bump on the back of my head, it's this bony knob on the back of my skull. You can't see it, if I shaved my head bald you might see it but if you felt the back of my head you would definitely feel it. I also have two small bumps - one in each of my temples that my doctor said were cysts. He told me not to worry about them unless they get bigger, and they never have, and I've had them for maybe 10 years or so. You can't see these either but you can feel them. On my right thumb, I've recently developed a nasty callous. I'm guessing it started from using my thumb to pluck my guitar strings when I tune it, but over the past few months its gotten bigger, and now its really dry and cracked and can be painful and irritating. I've tried slicing it off, but the skin underneath is so sensitive it stings like a motherfucker as soon as the blade cuts through it. I guess that's about it for me. thats syphillis chief,better get checked out I don't think so. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:38am - Doomkid ""] Nah nah none of you get a place in my futuristic utopia populated by a super-human race. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 12:41am - the_reverend ""] I have cysts under my skin that piss me off. mostly around my ribs and forearms. the hurt when you touch them and as I put on more muscles they stick out. I want them cut out, but then I would have a bunch of scars. |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 2:18am - Dwellingsickness ""] Mine is obvious ha ha:spineyes: |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 11,2007 2:19am - sacreligion ""] your eyes spin around your face uncontrollably? |
| _____________________________ [Apr 11,2007 2:21am - pam ""] dreadkill said:pam said:Dude....ew. that's not as gross as your big black cock. that thing's all twisted and gnarled and hurts when it's going in your...ear? You weren't complaining last night. |