Cragislist VOL 7: Successful tattoo shop owner seeks band manager/promoter[views:15115][posts:93]____________________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 6:37pm - nekronautloggedin ""] http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/muc/2777223936.html metal band seeks manager/promoter. (Nashua NH.) Date: 2011-12-31, 2:52PM EST Reply to: comm-ku7js-2777223936@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Hello and thanks for the interest. i will try to keep this brief. I currently reside in three bands at this time. all three are in need of heavy promotion. i am not paying cash to have this done. i will be paying in international award winning tattoo ink. i am a professional tattooist/illustrator of 18 years. i run a very successful tattoo shop in downtown Nashua Nh called the TaTToomB. . for every public acknowledgement of the bands material, you will receive 50 to 100 dollars in tattooing. let me break this down. if we receive a good review from a respected source, and it is due to your efforts towards the bands publicity, you will receive one half hour in my chair. a 50.00 dollar value. you would earn this by mailing our c.d.'s out and doing online promotions for us. reviews will add up quickly and you will have a lot of tattoo time acquired. interviews with the band will pay more. label interest will pay you more. mainly we seek a good promoter. visit www.thetattoomb.com for samples of my work. this is a barter/trade service. between me and you. the rest of the band owes nothing. if you are looking for top quality safe and sterile tattoo work, you cant do better then this. e-mail if interested. my efforts will meet yours. thanks. Location: Nashua NH. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests [img][img][img][img] |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 6:40pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] hahahaha holy shit Notshaver, that just made my night. pulling in late to the gate for funniest post of 2011. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 7:20pm - RichHorror ""] The sweet smell of desperation. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 7:23pm - Wrengasm ink ""] I'll do it |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 7:30pm - BLACKPOWER ""] JUST LIKE YO ARTWORK, YO MUSIC SUX DIXS TOO, BIATCH! |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 8:47pm - goatcatalyst ""] Now, if your barter currency were interracial cuckoldry in place of mediocre tattoos, you might be onto a plausible business model |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 8:57pm - Blessed_Offal ""] LOL |
| ________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 9:46pm - diarrhea_blumpkin-NLI ""] I know this guy, not well, his name is Raynard Stevens (spelling?). He's a total fucking asshole. I got a tattoo from his shop maybe 5-6 years ago, and have actually gotten it laser removed because of how shitty he had treated me. He is a complete egotistical asshole. His tattoos are totally mediocore, if that. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 31,2011 11:08pm - goatcatalyst ""] Did he tattoo a basketball on you? |
| ______________________________ [Jan 1,2012 10:10am - Uhn ""] Why do all of these tattoos look like scenes out of Scooby Doo? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 11:41am - awww fuck ""] http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/01/06/when-...s-fuck-tattoo-artist/#disqus_thread |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 11:44am - FuckIsMySignature ""] slow news day eh? |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 11:47am - arilliusbm ""] Commented. |
| __________________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 11:51am - largefreakatzero ""] Hahaha |
| __________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 1:11pm - dreadkill ""] beautiful thread |
| ______________________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 1:17pm - fuckface_ninja_retard ""] nekronautloggedin said:I currently reside in three bands at this time. How does he reside in 3 bands? Does he live up the drummer's butthole or something? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 4:28pm - goatcatalyst ""] shit post, james. mind the fuck. |
| ______________________________ [Jan 6,2012 6:46pm - hlrie ""] BLACKPOWER said:JUST LIKE YO ARTWORK, YO MUSIC SUX DIXS TOO, BIATCH! Actually his "artwork" is pretty mediocre. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 7:25pm - goatcatalyst ""] Genuinely underwhelming. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 6,2012 7:30pm - the_reverend ""] Awesome sauce. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 6,2012 10:53pm - ben ""] its actually getting me a lot of offers. thanks for the added push in promotion. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 9:14am - RAYNARD DRINKS NIGGER PISS ""] yeah right!!! you better move back to new jersey 'cuse you are all done up here fella!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 9:19am - goatcatalyst ""] Proud Aryan niggerpissdrinker. It's funny because it's true... Der shisse keiser |
| ____________________________ [Jan 7,2012 9:54am - ben ""] RAYNARD%20DRINKS%20NIGGER%20PISS said:yeah right!!! you better move back to new jersey 'cuse you are all done up here fella!!! oh your life must suck so much for you to have to hate me the way you do. your hate is like a tastey treat for me to devour. you dont get it do you? you would lead a much less stressful life if you didn't frustrate yourself over things you cant change. ever since i came to this shitty web site my business has picked up more and the band is getting much more well deserved press. good and bad. but you know what they say, all press is good press. you would do yourself a great favor by just accepting the filth and degenerate music we offer the world. you would lead a much happier life. for me, it doesn't matter either way. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 1:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ben said:its actually getting me a lot of offers. thanks for the added push in promotion. no, it's not. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 7,2012 2:38pm - ben ""] DestroyYouAlot said: ben said:its actually getting me a lot of offers. thanks for the added push in promotion. no, it's not. ah, yes it is. |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 3:17pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] ben said: DestroyYouAlot said: ben said:its actually getting me a lot of offers. thanks for the added push in promotion. no, it's not. ah, yes it is. [img] |
| ____________________________ [Jan 7,2012 5:30pm - ben ""] "DESTROY ME NOT AT ALL" what the fuck is that? |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 6:38pm - Eli_HHCB ""] Yao Ming bitches |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 7:04pm - Blessed_Offal ""] ben said: RAYNARD%20DRINKS%20NIGGER%20PISS said:yeah right!!! you better move back to new jersey 'cuse you are all done up here fella!!! oh your life must suck so much for you to have to hate me the way you do. your hate is like a tastey treat for me to devour. you dont get it do you? you would lead a much less stressful life if you didn't frustrate yourself over things you cant change. ever since i came to this shitty web site my business has picked up more and the band is getting much more well deserved press. good and bad. but you know what they say, all press is good press. you would do yourself a great favor by just accepting the filth and degenerate music we offer the world. you would lead a much happier life. for me, it doesn't matter either way. OK real quick I've been holding back because other members of your band are my friends and good dudes, but you are a MORON and your band is garbage. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 7,2012 7:29pm - ben ""] Blessed_Offal said: ben said: RAYNARD%20DRINKS%20NIGGER%20PISS said:yeah right!!! you better move back to new jersey 'cuse you are all done up here fella!!! oh your life must suck so much for you to have to hate me the way you do. your hate is like a tastey treat for me to devour. you dont get it do you? you would lead a much less stressful life if you didn't frustrate yourself over things you cant change. ever since i came to this shitty web site my business has picked up more and the band is getting much more well deserved press. good and bad. but you know what they say, all press is good press. you would do yourself a great favor by just accepting the filth and degenerate music we offer the world. you would lead a much happier life. for me, it doesn't matter either way. OK real quick I've been holding back because other members of your band are my friends and good dudes, but you are a MORON and your band is garbage. oh no! we suck because "BLESSED AWFUL" says we do! me go cry now. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 7:56pm - Geminiii ""] Blessed offal is thebest death metal band in America Ben actually. Ill help you promote dude. Your tat work is excellent to me. Pee on the haters |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 8:00pm - Blessed_Offal ""] Geminiii said:Blessed offal is thebest death metal band in America Ben actually.:ralphie: |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 8:11pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Anyone who doesn't like Blessed Offa is deaf and retarde |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 8:32pm - ben dover ""] Ross post the whiny private message Raynard sent you asking you to play nice and to stop talking shit about him. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 8:34pm - RAYNARD DRINKS INFANT PISS ""] oh please we gotta see that!! |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 8:46pm - Blessed_Offal ""] wat |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 9:01pm - the_reverend ""] I still don't believe ben is real. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 9:12pm - RABIDSOUTHERNMOTHERFUCKER ""] it is him. he told me when he was tattoing my sister. she totally regrets getting tattooed by this fool now. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 7,2012 9:47pm - the_reverend ""] Idk.. The whole point of most of hits posts can be refuted by how hot Asian women are. |
| _____________________________ [Jan 8,2012 12:26am - ben ""] RABIDSOUTHERNMOTHERFUCKER said:it is him. he told me when he was tattoing my sister. she totally regrets getting tattooed by this fool now. sorry dude, it didnt end with the tattoo. she tips real well. fuck you to hell. if i tattooed your sister she is as pleased as the rest of the girls that leave here. period. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 1:05am - goatcatalyst ""] So you get sidepieces while your wife cuckolds you by way of Africa? Not a bad deal, really. |
| ____________________________ [Jan 8,2012 1:59am - ben ""] Blessed_Offal said: Geminiii said:Blessed offal is thebest death metal band in America Ben actually.:ralphie: god how blessed awfully stupid do you have to be? you just told me you are friendly with my band members , yet my band sucks. are you aware of how ignorant you sound by making such a preposterously stupid ass statement? probably not, after all you are pretty blessed awful. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 2:02am - Lamp nli ""] Is this retard for real? Am I seriously seeing someone try to argue that being friends with people in a band means you automatically like their music? Really? |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 2:03am - DestroyYouAlot ""] him think no gud |
| _________________________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 2:44am - Jerry Garcia's Dick Salad ""] Ritual ov McDoubles. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 9:58am - RABIDSOUTHERNMOTHERFUCKER ""] ben said: Blessed_Offal said: Geminiii said:Blessed offal is thebest death metal band in America Ben actually.:ralphie: god how blessed awfully stupid do you have to be? you just told me you are friendly with my band members , yet my band sucks. are you aware of how ignorant you sound by making such a preposterously stupid ass statement? probably not, after all you are pretty blessed awful. no,he means he's friends with the 2 guys that left your stupid band!!! not everyone knows they left because you keep their names up on your facebook page as active mmbers. whose the ignorant moron now?? using real musicians names to still promote your garbage. just set foot in allston anytime soon and "blessed awful" will make your face look awful! more awful than it already is! i feel bad for the other unfortunate people in your band who haven't seen the light yet. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 10:23am - Hipster Hate Crew ""] RABIDSOUTHERNMOTHERFUCKER said:just set foot in allston anytime soon and "blessed awful" will make your face look awful! more awful than it already is! i feel bad for the other unfortunate people in your band who haven't seen the light yet. CUZ WHEN YOUR IN ALLSTON, YOU BEST WATCH YOUR BAAAAAAACK!! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 10:32am - goatcatalyst ""] ^ tee hee |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 10:33am - RABIDSOUTHERNMOTHERFUCKER ""] hahahaha!! ADK=ALLSTON DETH KREW!!!! |