Patriots vs Jets[views:21415][posts:94]_________________________________ [Jan 9,2011 4:09pm - Dankill ""] After that game yesterday, I'm not afraid of the Jets at all. They managed to beat in the final seconds the weakest, most beat up Colts team in ten years while Payton Manning has been having the worst year of his career since he was a rookie. Jim Cauldwell is probably the most useless coach I've ever seen, just standing on the sidelines like a statue, not saying a word and making nothing but pointless shitty calls. Neither of those teams impressed me at all by the end of the game. Even if it's not another 45-3 blowout, I can see the Patriots winning with a fairly comfortable lead. If the Jets "playing at their best" as some people think they did yesterday can only manage no points in the first half and seventeen in the entire game against New England, they are fucked. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2011 4:30pm - the_reverend ""] Way to mark this sports. |
| _______________________________ [Jan 9,2011 5:02pm - xmikex ""] BRING ON THE FUCKING JETS |
| _________________________________ [Jan 9,2011 5:04pm - Dankill ""] Not the analysis I was expecting, but I'll take it anyways. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 9,2011 5:10pm - SkinSandwich ""] Blacks indeed play for both teams, but only one team has niggers. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 11:47am - xmikex ""] Ryan knew back in December that a playoff rematch was looming. “I told Belichick after the game, ‘We’ll see you in Round 3,” Ryan said. So what did Belichick say in response? “He just looked at me.” Belichick explains himself to no one. I'm so hyped up for this game I don't think I can even stomach a critical breakdown of it. The Jets were all mouth after they won the first game, and they've been all mouth since they lost the second one. Break the stats down any way you want to, but this is a team that does NOT deserve to be competing for a Super Bowl title. If you don't believe in football karma then you didn't watch Michael Vick kill his own season yesterday. Fuck Derrell Revis. Contrary to popular belief, coverage isn't just about cornerbacks. The Patriots do more with their 3rd and 4th options across the middle of the field than any other team in the league, and the Jets answer to that is Eric Wright. Please... PLEASE unleash the awesome power of Eric Wright on us. Let him raise his fist and cry to the sky in a He-Man-Esque display of supernatural might summoning the spirits of ancient mediocre defensive backs, ripping his shirt off and spilling an offering of blood to Tyrone Poole as he commits a defensive holding penalty that hands us a conversion on 3rd and 2. Jim Caldwell had a great point when he said the post season is about running the ball, and stopping the run. Yes. The Jets have the advantage there. If they play in an outer body trance all day they can keep Brady off the field. But let me tell you something else. Let me tell you what the post season, football, and LIFE is all about, and that's making things happen when the opportunities are there. Sanchez choked in almost every opportunity he had to make plays on Saturday and the Colts let him off the hook. The one time he makes a play is Edwards at the end of the game. To beat this Patriots team you need to beat this Patriots team, and I say no fucking way does Sanchez do it. BRING ON THE FUCKING JETS |
| ____________________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 11:52am - FuckIsMySignature ""] the only way the Jets can beat us if we have a TERRIBLE game. and if thats the case we have no business being in the playoffs any further. I cant see that happening because of the team's momentum and all around talent available. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 1:56pm - Dankill ""] xmikex said: Please... PLEASE unleash the awesome power of Eric Wright on us. Let him raise his fist and cry to the sky in a He-Man-Esque display of supernatural might summoning the spirits of ancient mediocre defensive backs, ripping his shirt off and spilling an offering of blood to Tyrone Poole as he commits a defensive holding penalty that hands us a conversion on 3rd and 2. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nuke: |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 1:59pm - RustyPS ""] Could it be a Duane Starks sacrifice instead? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 2:10pm - ouchdrummer ""] I'm not worried about Revis at all. Yes, when Moss was part of our offense, D. Revis did an excellent job of shutting him down.... that COULD have been in part to the fact that Moss literally only runs ONE route... but who's counting? I'm gonna say that Hernandez & Branch will be the biggest play-makers on our side of the ball. (Not including Brady of course, who will overcome all of the blitz packages the Jets throw at him, and throw for 4 TDs with 0 Interceptions.) Logan Mankins is gonna make it rain. (you know what i mean.... or DO you??!) |
| ________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 2:21pm - xmikex ""] my first instinct was Duane Starks, but I thought it was too obscure. Forgot this was the bastion for kvlt fvvtball knowledge. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 2:22pm - sacreligion ""] Green-Ellis and Woodhead are going to be key in this game. If we can esgablish a power running game, even if we are only averaging 3 yards per carry with Ellis, it will allow Woodhead to do what he does best, quick runs out of misleading formations and sneaking through zone coverage with decent gains after the catch. I am expecting the Pats to do a lot of smash mouth football early to tire out the Jets D, which should be easy considering how many options we have for running backs and receivers. Once the Jets tire out and start playing a little softer, Brady goes for the throat. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 2:48pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] ouchdrummer said: Logan Mankins is gonna make it rain. (you know what i mean.... or DO you??!) piss on Mrs Ryan's Feet? |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 2:56pm - ouchdrummer ""] that sounds about right. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:02pm - RustyPS should be working ""] after Revis and Cromartie, thy have no one that can cover, and the Pats have too many weapons for them to account for |
| ________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:21pm - xmikex ""] RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:after Revis and Cromartie, thy have no one that can cover, and the Pats have too many weapons for them to account for You forgot about Rex Ryan's secret weapon, the "blitz" the ancient secret passed on from Grandmaster Buddy Ryan at a Tim Horton's in the swamps of Dagobah. No one else in the history of football has ever unlocked it's awesome force. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:25pm - W3 nli ""] Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:27pm - sacreligion ""] Ok, listen, it's your basic Statue of Liberty play, with one twist...YOU throw the ball to ME. Knute Rockne called it the forward pass. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:29pm - sacreligion ""] W3%20nli said:Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:29pm - mattkings ""] Can't wait for this game. Rex Ryan might finally shut up. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:30pm - RustyPS should be working ""] xmikex said: RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said:after Revis and Cromartie, thy have no one that can cover, and the Pats have too many weapons for them to account for You forgot about Rex Ryan's secret weapon, the "blitz" the ancient secret passed on from Grandmaster Buddy Ryan at a Tim Horton's in the swamps of Dagobah. No one else in the history of football has ever unlocked it's awesome force. oh yeah....EYE IZ SKURRRRRRED but really, the only way the Pats lose this game is if they beat themselves, ala the aforementioned Giants SB |
| _______________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:33pm - boxxy ""] sacreligion said: W3%20nli said:Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. A- I'm PRETTY sure that Sean is just fucking with us Pats fans by mentioning "The worst game ever". B- Did you just suggest that McCourty will get an interception, and kill someone at about the end of the first quarter (45minutes left) and therefor win the game for the Pats? I like your style. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:34pm - sacreligion ""] mattkings said:Can't wait for this game. Rex Ryan might finally shut up. After dying during an attempt to eat a super bowl of cream cheese, he will possess the great John Edwards and continue to spend his preseasons talking shit about when his Superbowl team will actually go to the Superbowl. |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:35pm - sacreligion ""] boxxy said: sacreligion said: W3%20nli said:Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. A- I'm PRETTY sure that Sean is just fucking with us Pats fans by mentioning "The worst game ever". B- Did you just suggest that McCourty will get an interception, and kill someone at about the end of the first quarter (45minutes left) and therefor win the game for the Pats? I like your style. I speak the truf. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:39pm - W3 nli ""] sacreligion said: boxxy said: sacreligion said: W3%20nli said:Jets win by watching game film of the Giants putting the squeeze on the Pats in the Superbowl Eh. The Pats are playing an entirely different style and don't need to rely on the deep ball. The defense is entirely different as well. McCourty with a pick 6 and a Fatality to win the game with 45 minutes left. A- I'm PRETTY sure that Sean is just fucking with us Pats fans by mentioning "The worst game ever". B- Did you just suggest that McCourty will get an interception, and kill someone at about the end of the first quarter (45minutes left) and therefor win the game for the Pats? I like your style. I speak the truf. yuh I never speak in sarcasms |
| _____________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 3:44pm - sacreligion ""] I was actually talking about truffles but my phone froze. |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 5:13pm - SkinSandwich ""] Anyone remember Harry Colon? Haha. he played for New England for a time. I say his parents hated him for giving him that name. |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 6:28pm - RustyPS ""] Btw, if Fireman Ed shows up to this game like he did in Indy, I hope someone beats him to within an inch of his life |
| _________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 6:37pm - W3 nli ""] RustyPS said:Btw, if Fireman Ed shows up to this game like he did in Indy, I hope someone beats him to within an inch of his life :point: :duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer::duffbeer: :nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke: :stupidflanders::gun::moe: |
| _________________________________________ [Jan 10,2011 6:46pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] ITT: [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jan 11,2011 9:42am - xmikex ""] I don't know how things go in Indianapolis, but if Fireman Ed isn't driven out of that game in a hail of snowballs, iceballs, and D batteries then nothing makes sense to me anymore. This is New England. We don't have a retard for a mascot. We don't have a fight song. We don't have goofy mardi gras costumes. We don't have a pirate ship, or a horse running around, or a foot fetishist professional wrestler for a coach. We have Superbowl banners. |
| __________________________________ [Jan 11,2011 7:42pm - Dankill ""] AND HOW |
| ___________________________________ [Jan 11,2011 8:18pm - dreadkill ""] I saw david caruso on the street today and he told me: "Rex thinks he will taste sweet victory..... (he was putting on his sunglasses) .... But he will only know the agony of de-feet! YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" |
| _______________________________________ [Jan 11,2011 8:31pm - David Caruso ""] The other day I had a nice lengthy chat with Buddy Ryan. The topics spanned decades of football with topics ranging from the 46 defense, his near fist fight with Ditka on MNF and his experience taming the wild beast that was Randall Cunningham. Eventually our discussion shifted to the topic of his son Rex's recent interest in grindcore. Apparently Rextopher has taken a shine to Anal Cunt as of late. I asked Buddy what songs his son enjoyed by the long running Boston maestros of hate. Without hesitation he quipped back ...puts on sunglassess... Obviously Adopted. |
| ________________________________________ [Jan 11,2011 8:32pm - Roger Daltrey ""] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2011 2:00am - RustyPS ""] David Caruso IS GOD |
| _________________________________ [Jan 12,2011 2:28am - W3 nli ""] xmikex said:I don't know how things go in Indianapolis, but if Fireman Ed isn't driven out of that game in a hail of snowballs, iceballs, and D batteries then nothing makes sense to me anymore. This is New England. We don't have a retard for a mascot. We don't have a fight song. We don't have goofy mardi gras costumes. We don't have a pirate ship, or a horse running around, or a foot fetishist professional wrestler for a coach. We have Superbowl banners. :HUMP: |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2011 9:26am - Dankill ""] And it just keeps getting better......... http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football...ots_qb_tom_brady_is_an_ass_say.html |
| __________________________________ [Jan 12,2011 10:23am - RustyPS ""] as I posted on Toucher and Rich's Facebook page, at least Brady can remember the names of his kids |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 12,2011 10:30am - Boozegood ""] xmikex said:I don't know how things go in Indianapolis, but if Fireman Ed isn't driven out of that game in a hail of snowballs, iceballs, and D batteries then nothing makes sense to me anymore. This is New England. We don't have a retard for a mascot. We don't have a fight song. We don't have goofy mardi gras costumes. We don't have a pirate ship, or a horse running around, or a foot fetishist professional wrestler for a coach. We have Superbowl banners. I fapped to this. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 6:47pm - RustyPS should be working ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:06pm - reimroc ""] we got this |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:18pm - Dankill ""] Damian Woody is gone and now this..... http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/foot...fl/01/13/jets.coleman.ap/index.html |
| ________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:18pm - xmikex ""] WES WELKER with the lolz: http://deadspin.com/5732917/ |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:18pm - Dankill ""] xmikex said:WES WELKER with the lolz: http://deadspin.com/5732917/I laughted my ASS off to this. 6 feet references FTW. |
| ________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:19pm - xmikex ""] Dankill said:Damian Woody is gone and now this..... http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/football/nfl/01/13/jets.coleman.ap/index.html Hey no big deal right? Kyle Wilson is the best CB of the 2011 rookie class right?? RIGHT?! |
| __________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:37pm - Dankill ""] xmikex said: Dankill said:Damian Woody is gone and now this..... http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/football/nfl/01/13/jets.coleman.ap/index.html Hey no big deal right? Kyle Wilson is the best CB of the 2011 rookie class right?? RIGHT?!LOL Yeah, picking McCourty over Wilson was a terrible call. :spineyes: The more time Kyle Wilson spends on the field, the more Brady will burn him like a meth lab explosion. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jan 13,2011 7:38pm - RustyPS should be working ""] hey, I gotta admit, I was flipping out that they picked McCourty at the time because I wanted Jared Odrick....not afraid to admit I was dead wrong |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 14,2011 2:36am - arilliusbm ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Jan 15,2011 8:14am - SkinSandwich ""] [img] |