Being Jewish is AWESOME[views:10541][posts:96]__________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 4:28pm - litacore ""] I'm pissed that I'm only half-Jewish on my father's side. Mind you, I wouldn't want to be ORTHODOX, and plus I don't even observe, and anyone who talks with me would know I'm pretty much agnostic at this point, but I'm talking ethnicity here. now here's what I don't understand about anti-semitism is any form: err... why? what logic is there to the hatred? I'm just curious. Surprise me. to anyone who thinks Jews (particularly SECULAR) suck: TWO WORDS-- John Zorn. he's the 20th/21st Century Golem! and KICKS ASS! |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 4:32pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""] Secular jews are fine by me... Anton Szandor Lavey being my favorite... |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 4:33pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] its all true, john zorn is a freaky lil puppy |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 4:35pm - dreadkill ""] my best friend is a jewberg |
| _______________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 4:49pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""] It is the Zionist jews that cause all the anti semetic attitudes |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 5:01pm - Dankill ""] I still have yet to bang a hot jewish girl. I need to change that soon. :Makes a note:: |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 5:03pm - Hooker nli ""] i've nailed a full on jew broad. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 5:10pm - succubus ""] Larissa=awesome |
| _____________________________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 5:23pm - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] jewish chicks are either really hot or horseface. ive never seen an in-between so-so jewchick |
| ______________________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 6:01pm - babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in ""] my girl freind is jewish and let me tell you its a great time in the sack haha |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 6:03pm - dreadkill ""] babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in said:my girl freind is jewish and let me tell you its a great time in the sack haha until you marry her, as the punchline to the old joke goes. |
| ______________________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 6:06pm - babyshakedoesnt feel like loggin in ""] hahah true |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:05pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hooker nli said:i've nailed a full on jew broad. My boy Pontius Pilate was all about nailin' the jews... ZING! I used to work with this hot-ass Israeli girl. Huge boobies. |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:07pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] that Sara Silverman or whatever, the comedian, she's fucking hot |
| _________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:08pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] oh btw my mom is jewish and thusly I am considered Jewish by some weird Jewish law. And we had to do prayers and stuff til I was like 7 or 8. my mom's side is all Jewish, my dad's side ain't the list bit jewish. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:51pm - the_reverend ""] I wish I were jewish.. then I could get some of that sweet sweet mana and some land in the gaza strip. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:54pm - niccolai ""] half jewish eh? Is that something like being half catholic? |
| _____________________________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:56pm - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] dude, gaza is arab land now. im glad im just stupid white goyim. i dont have crazy allergies to things like glutin |
| _____________________________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 8:56pm - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] niccolai said:half jewish eh? Is that something like being half catholic? yeah, only when you're half catholic you only get raped in the ass half as much as a young boy |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 9:00pm - the_reverend ""] yeah, I know that the gaza strip is arab THIS minute... sharon is out and that place will be reclaimed within 50 years. probably taken back with our planes too. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 9:10pm - niccolai ""] ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in said:niccolai said:half jewish eh? Is that something like being half catholic? yeah, only when you're half catholic you only get raped in the ass half as much as a young boy I don't believe that for a second. I wasn't catholic at all and I got raped in the ass WAYYY more times than those whiney bitches on TV. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 9:50pm - Anonymousity ""] Jews are more than just religion, you know.... |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:00pm - litacore ""] that's what I meant :o) |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:04pm - litacore ""] half-jewish meaning: my mom's Episcopalian, and APPARENTLY my dad converted to Christianity right before he died of LUEKEMIA in '76 (I hope it isn't true--I mean c'mon, being Jewish is sooooooooo BADASS--you're in the face of all this opposition and yet you're standing your ground, albleit in the case of Israel, with NUKES) |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:08pm - litacore ""] fuckin' SHIT, I'm disappointed TELL ME WHAT LOGIC IS THERE TO ANTI-SEMITISM? and don't get all political on me, that's so weak. Think for yourself: what exactly is the logic to taregting the Jewish RACE? quote Nazi/Wagnerian/Nordic platitudes IF YOU MUST (as if I haven't heard it all before--NEWS FLASH: you worship a gayballs who had only ONE TESTICLE) (this isn't meant to target any one individual BTW, I've been working this inquiry in my head FOR MONTHS and am now JUUUUUUUUST inebriated enough to want to provoke the discussion in a public forum) Come on, folks, lose the bedroom humor--get serious--WHAT. IS. THE. LOGIC. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:10pm - Anonymousity ""] I am not jewish, by blood or religion, but i do know most jews are agnostic/not religious today, and that majorally they hold a strong tie to their ethnic roots, which i believe is Asian, Middle Eastern, and in the case of "Ashkenazi", eastern euro blood.... Correct me if im wrong. The original Jew, the Kazhar, was from far east asia. Im guessing mighty european descended from the caucus of Early Egypt. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:13pm - niccolai ""] Anonymousity said:most jews are agnostic/not religious today wouldn't that make them... uhhh.... Not Jewish? |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:15pm - litacore ""] see? > THANK YOU! that's what I mean! SERIOUS DISCUSSION, I expect footnotes and bibliography to what will HOPEFULLY be the Neverending Thread of Death, MARK TWO |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:17pm - litacore ""] niccolai said:Anonymousity said:most jews are agnostic/not religious today wouldn't that make them... uhhh.... Not Jewish? I mean ethnicity, duder! the Nazi pogrom didn't give a blue fuck whether you were observant or not. Jew blood? Oven for you. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:18pm - Anonymousity ""] No, most rabbis put race before religion. The Talmud, their main religious book is very "Secular" in the fact that its all laws on how jews can better themselves. I think white people could benifiet from this too. Race wise? I guess im baffled on why they are targeted. They are ridiculed from what they DO. But hey, survival of the fittest! |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:27pm - niccolai ""] I guess I see the jewish religion as.... a religion. More so than I see it as a bloodline heritage. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:43pm - Anonymousity ""] It is blood, Kabala is a life tree, just like the mighty Yggdrasil is the Caucus life tree. See? Kabala Blood tree for Jews and their views (religion), Yggdrasil Blood tree for Whites and their views (religion). Both religions are centered around blood, the blood is the religion, with no "god in the sky" needed. People targetting jews by blood.... why would they do this? This is my only guess, and most will think it far fetched: Germans thought their blood was well preserved. They wanted to see what they could create by breeding continuously with similair DNA strands, and eventually evolve, creating more advanced science with a preserved gene. Jews promote race mixing to otherraces, and sometimes heavily amongst themselves, so, The Germans didnt want themselves mingling between the jew and other races. Jews were powerful with public opinions. So, they were to be deported. Im not sure what the deal was in far past history. Back then, it was probably stupid religious debate. |
| ________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:48pm - coldnorthernvengeance ""] litacore said:half-jewish meaning: my mom's Episcopalian, and APPARENTLY my dad converted to Christianity right before he died of LUEKEMIA in '76 (I hope it isn't true--I mean c'mon, being Jewish is sooooooooo BADASS--you're in the face of all this opposition and yet you're standing your ground, albleit in the case of Israel, with NUKES) Haha, more like America is standing Israels ground with nukes. Why the USA funds them with billions and provides them with military aid is beyond me... I know it has something to do with the biggest fucking sham ever concieved and it is called Christ... |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 10:52pm - Todd NLI ""] My Stepdad is Jewish, I always play that "lonley jew on christmas",Song from Southpark, for him christmas morning....Everyone in the family cracks up laughing,except him,hehe |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 11:03pm - Dankill ""] Lita, people that do that are dumb. Period. The need to ask why people are bigots goes back to politics, religion and basis human nature. Nothing new by any means nor will it be changing any time soon. Now back to the original matters at hand...... Bangin a hot jew broad. Anyone knows one that digs evil Irish Catholic boys to piss of their parents, let me know. |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 11:18pm - the_reverend ""] sorry larissa, you are not a jew, like I'm not a jew. my great grandfather was (mostlikely cause they don't really know) a czech jew that was adopted in to a protestant american house. so it when from him to my grandmother to my mother to me. I think the lady he married was a protestant to, probably. since she was not jewish ( you are only truly jewish if you get it from your mom's side) and you father was not your mother, you arent jewish at all. neither am i. though a nice settlement in 2024 in the gaza strip would have been sweet. much like our souls taking that subway ride back to the homeland when the messiah comes. and sorry dankill, they would be getting married to a nice jewish boy so their dad will still buy then a convertible. |
| ______________________________________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 11:45pm - ryanfromhbbsi still isnt fucking logged in ""] nicky cigs and litacore should breed me an accountant and a lawyer so i can get out of duis when im old |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:00am - rigor penis ""] being a jew wasn't that cool in gemany and poland around say 1941-1944. a lot of them got a nice cool gas shower |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:01am - the_reverend ""] mm.... smells like apple blossom! |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:11am - BestialOnslaught ""] I think the diaspora and the fact that Jews have been, for the most part, a "foreign" entity in their various places of residence for 2500+ years, has been a root cause of anti-Semitism. Additionally, the fact that the Jewish religion is based on ethnicity/tribalism certainly helped to cement Jews' position as outsiders amongst the varying ethnic groups around whom they settled. |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:13am - the_reverend ""] all this jew talk, where is joenc? oh.. I he's observing the sabbath, I forgot. |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:17am - davefromthegrave ""] I <3 RITUAL BABY DICK MUTILATION - JESUS |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:23am - old school ""] [img] |
| __________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:30am - BestialOnslaught ""] As for my thoughts on American Jewish culture, it's produced a lot of the greatest comedic minds of the past few generations, so I'm quite thankful for that. |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:33am - Realism ""] BestialOnslaught said:As for my thoughts on American Jewish culture, it's produced a lot of the greatest comedic minds of the past few generations, so I'm quite thankful for that. It has also produced some of the biggest douche bags of all time I know why jews are so hated! It is because they benefit themselves @ the expense of a host nation. They have been kicked out of virtually every country they have set foot in |
| ______________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 1:45am - the_reverend ""] yeah, like canada. then they come here and write sitcoms about nothing. what is the deal with that? |
| __________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 5:44am - litacore ""] the_reverend said:sorry larissa, you are not a jew, like I'm not a jew. aww, FUCK! I wanna be. SHOULD I convert, just to be badasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:doublehorns: |
| _______________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 10:23am - the_reverend ""] even if you converted, you could not be a real citizens of isreal. |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 11:38am - hungta‘bleed ""] Hooker nli said:i've nailed a full on jew broad. me too man. she statatory raped me |
| ____________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 11:49am - dreadkill ""] the_reverend said:yeah, like canada. then they come here and write sitcoms about nothing. what is the deal with that? hahaha, good one. |