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[Apr 12,2006 8:16pm - DSPIDER ""]
Since there allegedly are females hiding out in here, come out and tell us your stories.. Nearly every metal chick is a cock sucking band whore, so why not give us the low down on your filthy self... You band members prolly have some great whore stories too. So lets hear it.
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[Apr 12,2006 8:23pm - KeithMutiny ""]
we're all gay here.

sorry.
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[Apr 12,2006 8:30pm - aterribleguitarist ""]
My vocalist and I tag-teamed a girl for two days straight, and then played a show. That's the best I got.
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[Apr 12,2006 8:58pm - dreadkill ""]
i've had sex with every person who has ever seen my band play shows, including my parents and bandmates' parents.
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[Apr 12,2006 9:00pm - sacreligion ""]
i don't remember that...must've been quick and eventless

gwahahaha you suck at e-rape
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[Apr 12,2006 9:02pm - dreadkill ""]
it wasn't e-rape, it was real life consensual sex between me and your unconscious body after i drugged you and used my hand to make your head nod when i said "want sex?"
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[Apr 12,2006 9:05pm - sacreligion ""]
yeah but this all happened in the matrix

e-rape...so it's not real

still....not....clean
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[Apr 12,2006 9:07pm - dreadkill ""]
i forgot we were in the matrix
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[Apr 12,2006 9:08pm - dreadkill ""]
you win this time, sacreligion man
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[Apr 12,2006 9:09pm - DSPIDER ""]
haha now thats the dirt im talking about
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[Apr 12,2006 9:09pm - dreadkill ""]
always happy to oblige
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[Apr 12,2006 9:13pm - sacreligion ""]
dreadkill said:i forgot we were in the matrix


whoa...
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[Apr 12,2006 9:14pm - dreadkill ""]
whoa, indeed. whoa...indeed.
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[Apr 12,2006 9:24pm - sacreligion ""]
don't worry dude...nobody makes it on the first jump
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[Apr 12,2006 9:42pm - the_reverend ""]
there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves.
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[Apr 12,2006 9:47pm - dreadkill ""]
i want to see this list so i know who to look for when my band finally tours.
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[Apr 12,2006 10:00pm - the_reverend ""]
you will only get dudes.
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[Apr 12,2006 10:07pm - KeithMutiny ""]
*edit- that was a good picture too.
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[Apr 12,2006 10:08pm - dreadkill ""]
the_reverend said:you will only get dudes.


as long as they have mouths and wear lipstick, i'm cool with it.
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[Apr 12,2006 10:13pm - Hooker nli  ""]
I wore assless chaps on stage last Sat. This old chick purred in my ear "you have great abs" and then pulled her shirt up.

I have a moustache as well.

I don't really know what part of "assless leather chaps and moustache" she didn't understand, but she still didn't get the whole "dudes only" thing.

that's about it.
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[Apr 12,2006 10:44pm - Troll ""]
Yep, it's pretty much a sausage fest in here
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[Apr 12,2006 10:45pm - succubus ""]
i hate band whores...i esp hate the ones who pretend to be photographers bcz they want to sleep with bands..they give REAL female photographers a bad name..
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[Apr 12,2006 10:46pm - sacreligion ""]
it's a headbutt fest too
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[Apr 12,2006 10:46pm - succubus ""]
the_reverend said:there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves.




hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war...
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[Apr 12,2006 10:55pm - the_reverend ""]
ok...
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[Apr 12,2006 11:04pm - Troll ""]
sacreligion said:it's a headbutt fest too


I'm not sure or really give a fuck what kind of impression you get from me, but I think your an idiot for trying to relate the shit that happened with Rusted Angel to me. I didn't headbutt the kid.
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[Apr 12,2006 11:09pm - sacreligion ""]
yeah but this is rttp where you have to start shit all the time or it isn't interesting headbutter
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[Apr 12,2006 11:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
I headbutted some slam pig's pussy at a show last week. BLAMMO knocked her clear across the bar.
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[Feb 17,2012 2:30pm - josh_hates_you ""]
Bump.

Let's face it, you don't play in a band just for artistic expression. I want some stories. Doesn't even have to be sloppy whore stories. I'm sure some of you met your current girlfriends at a show you played or something.

If you have nothing to contribute to this thread then you are most likely doing it wrong or you belong on the RTTP top ten ugliest users list.
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[Feb 17,2012 2:42pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I aint telling any sloppy whore stories.
Seth got the groupies. I got the chicks that never heard of us.

I was gonna type this whole long story but Im too drunk
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[Feb 17,2012 2:55pm - Mark_R ""]

succubus said:the_reverend said:there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves.


hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war...



The groupies list page that was on Metal Sludge years back? I wonder if it's still there. Never heard about a wives' rebuttal page, but it'd be funny to read I'm sure.
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[Feb 17,2012 3:07pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Me with sloppy whore

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[Feb 17,2012 3:09pm - trioxin_245 ""]
that bitches arm hair is out of control
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[Feb 17,2012 3:10pm - Josh_Martin ""]
lots of things were out of control that night. Somewhere in Georgia if I remember correctly. (which I very well may not) . Southern bitches....
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[Feb 17,2012 3:15pm - trioxin_245 ""]

trioxin_245 said:that bitches penis is probably bigger than mine
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[Feb 17,2012 3:18pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Sloppy whore with pancake tits jumps on stage. Stays there.

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[Feb 17,2012 3:20pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Thats actually the chick that sucked Seths cock onstage. Pic is from the last ever AC show. Cleveland 4/30/11

I was the one that got her to take her top off. One of my very few regrets in life. Funny thing was, Seth had this wicked hot chick that was following us around for a few days and when she saw that happen, she bailed on him.
I also had a hottie following us around. Wicked glad that pig didnt suck my cock.
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[Feb 17,2012 3:29pm - Josh_Martin ""]
You guys are lame. Were we the only band on RTTP that got laid???
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[Feb 17,2012 3:30pm - Josh_Martin ""]
guess we'll have to wait til Revocation gets back
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[Feb 17,2012 3:36pm - josh_hates_you ""]
One time after a I played in boston a girl offered me a place to crash. When I got there she opened the door wearing a Sarcomancy shirt and a pair of panties. Fun night.

Played a shitty show at KC's tap last night. Threw my drumsticks after the set. Some girl, a friend of a friend walked up and handed me one of my sticks back. Taking her to a keg party tonight.
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[Feb 17,2012 3:41pm - trioxin_245 ""]
when I was in hirudinea some greased up slam pig blew me in the parking lot of obriens for coke. does that count?
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[Feb 17,2012 3:46pm - Josh_Martin ""]
did you actually give her the coke??
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[Feb 17,2012 3:46pm - trioxin_245 ""]
pfft I didn't have coke and she forgot who I was an hour later
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[Feb 17,2012 3:46pm - trioxin_245 ""]
bitch is married now, has a 2 year old
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[Feb 17,2012 3:51pm - trioxin_245 ""]
I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home.
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[Feb 17,2012 3:55pm - Josh_Martin ""]
it counts
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[Feb 17,2012 3:55pm - Josh_Martin ""]
an oldie but a goodie. True too. Chicks are soooo fucking dumb

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[Feb 17,2012 3:59pm - Josh_Martin ""]

trioxin_245 said:I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home.


I got blackout blown in my car after an AC gig at Bills Bar. It was December so I parked in an unused Sox lot. I passed out. Woke up alone and tried to drive back to Bills to grab my shit. I was so drunk I didnt notice the chain link fence in front of me. Drove RIGHT through it. It busted in half and the top half scraped up my front bumper, across my hood, up my windshield (ripping off my wipers) over my roof and it looked like some alien with crazy claws slashed my car.
Two weeks later me and Seth are driving to practice and I have no wipers. He's leaning out the passenger window with a t-shirt trying to whip it across the windshield to get rid of the water. I cant believe we didnt die that night.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:00pm - trioxin_245 ""]
when i got out of jail in NYC I had no money to get home so I stole liquor from one bar, did blow with a NYPD narcotics agent in the bathroom, threatened to jump off of the queensborough bridge, and won a karaoke contest in another, then ended up going home and banging some chick, who ended up lending me money to get my car out of the impound so I could get home.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:02pm - trioxin_245 ""]
I guess that doesn't necessarily constitute a groupie though. Eh.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:04pm - Josh_Martin ""]
If she gave you money it counts.

Which guy from Hirudenia are you??
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[Feb 17,2012 4:05pm - trioxin_245 ""]
I was just briefly in hirudinea, I played bass for about a year and a half then moved to NY for a while and was replaced by bobby.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:05pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I met a chick on tour and lived off of her for 4 months. IF THEY GIVE YOU MONEY, IT COUNTS
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[Feb 17,2012 4:06pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Do I know you?
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[Feb 17,2012 4:08pm - trioxin_245 ""]
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that's me on the right khed, like 7 years ago thoug.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:14pm - Josh_Martin ""]
That looks like the Chopping Block. We must've met at some point. 7 years ago I was on so much dope that I dont remember much.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:17pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
we've met many times. we drank beers like 2 weeks ago in providence, you arm wrestled my girlfriend.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:21pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Ross?!?!?!? Why the fuck didnt you say so??
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[Feb 17,2012 4:22pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Thats why I use my real name here. Im TERRIBLE with names.

Who won??? I have no memory of that.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:22pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
eh I'm high and bored as fuck. all I did today was amphetamines, and make a tattoo appointment that I will probably have to cancel because I'm broke.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:23pm - Josh_Martin ""]
and I never tell any chick I date about this site. You guys get the truth
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[Feb 17,2012 4:23pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Please tell me I won
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[Feb 17,2012 4:24pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Hey, theres a horrible death metal show in
Prov. tonite. Wanna go with me to heckle the bands??? Im getting dragged to it anyway by some whore.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:25pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
I don't know I left halfway through to do blow in the bathroom and push some fat girl.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:36pm - Josh_Martin ""]
HA! was it the fat girl that drove me there?
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[Feb 17,2012 4:36pm - Josh_Martin ""]
doesnt matter though. Im like Andy Kaufmann. Undefeated female armwrestler champ!!!!!!
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[Feb 17,2012 4:41pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]

Josh_Martin said:HA! was it the fat girl that drove me there?


yea, what was she like 19? hah
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[Feb 17,2012 4:43pm - Josh_Martin ""]
25
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[Feb 17,2012 4:45pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I dont take my under 21s to shows. One just turned 21. You guys will be seeing her soon.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:48pm - Josh_Martin ""]
oh, and thanx for sharing the blow.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:50pm - AndrewBastard ""]
OH MY GAWD GUYS...GET A ROOM.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:51pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
a few years ago I banged two 18 year-olds who were best friends, and tehn found out one was only 17. proudest moment of my life.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:51pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Hey Andy, get ur own sex stories. Stop living vicariously through two guys with game.
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[Feb 17,2012 4:53pm - Josh_Martin ""]
apparently me and ross are the only ones who can score sluts AND maintain hot girlfriends at the same time.
The rest of you motherfuckers gotta go back to rocker school
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[Feb 17,2012 4:53pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I dont kiss and tell
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[Feb 17,2012 4:53pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
plus, I'm ugly as sin and make shit money and still get fucked, so WHAT IS EVERYONE ELSE DOING WRONG
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[Feb 17,2012 4:55pm - Josh_Martin ""]
no game, lame, and not insane
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[Feb 17,2012 4:56pm - Josh_Martin ""]
I got more pussy when I was unemployed......I mean I like not being broke all the time but..... Chicks are STUPID
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[Feb 17,2012 4:57pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
give the horns ITT if you've raped someone
:NEWHORNS::NEWHORNS:
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[Feb 17,2012 4:59pm - Josh_Martin ""]
does it count if they ended up liking it???
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[Feb 17,2012 4:59pm - trioxin 245nli  ""]
yea, and double points if they called your gf at work afterwards and told her every detail
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[Feb 17,2012 5:00pm - Josh_Martin ""]
'cause then yeah. But you cant rape the willing. But she wasnt willing at first. But she said she was glad I did it......chicken vs egg I guess
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[Feb 17,2012 5:01pm - Josh_Martin ""]
bottom line is CHICKS ARE STUPID
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[Feb 17,2012 5:39pm - Josh_Martin ""]
No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers!
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[Feb 17,2012 5:48pm - posbleak ""]

trioxin%20245nli said:give the horns ITT if you've raped someone
:NEWHORNS::NEWHORNS:



lol :newhorns:
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[Feb 17,2012 5:49pm - trioxin_245 ""]
no seriously though
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[Feb 17,2012 5:57pm - Lamp ""]

Josh_Martin said:No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers!


I've never even heard of this place, what's going on?
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[Feb 17,2012 6:01pm - trioxin_245 ""]

Lamp said:
Josh_Martin said:No joke, anyone that thinks they got game, go to the horrible show at Ruins in Prov tonight. Total slut central. Trust me. My band aint playin. I got no stake in this. Prove yourselves motherfuckers!


I've never even heard of this place, what's going on?



lol
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[Feb 17,2012 6:02pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
LOL your pain is endearing LOLOOLOLOLOL

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[Feb 17,2012 6:03pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
josh you are in for a treat.
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[Feb 17,2012 6:06pm - josh_hates_you ""]
ruins is part of colliseum. around the corner from hell. shitty club is shitty. $4 gansetts and & $7 mixed drinks. pretty sure i know josh martin's 21 year old friend.....

and ross pushing around the fat chick was funny. afterwards outside someone said to her "i felt bad when i saw that dude pushing you". her response was the best part of that whole night....."oh him? we have an understanding. cause we talked after and he told me i was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. says he never met anyone like me before and wants to take me out".....she really does say things like that to boost her own ego. and she lurks this board sometimes.
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[Feb 17,2012 6:11pm - trioxin_245 ""]

josh_hates_you said:". her response was the best part of that whole night....."oh him? we have an understanding. cause we talked after and he told me i was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. says he never met anyone like me before and wants to take me out"


L O L SERIOUSLY?

I didn't say a word to her, and she was disgusting.
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[Feb 17,2012 6:15pm - trioxin_245 ""]
also I pushed her cuz she was pulling on my hoodie. you don't pull on a mans hood unless you want to get punched.
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[Feb 17,2012 6:39pm - Lamp ""]
Yeeeeeeeesh, no wonder I haven't heard of that fucking place or that show
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[Feb 17,2012 6:39pm - josh_hates_you ""]
dead serious. I lol'd so hard while her friends ate up the story.
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[Feb 17,2012 10:44pm - Gay Abortion Fellating Mexican Lawn Boytoty  ""]
American girls are easy. Dysfunctional parents. Makes anal. For a drink or less.
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[Feb 18,2012 1:48am - silvio  ""]
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[Feb 18,2012 8:47am - the_reverend ""]
This needs more pictures
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[Feb 18,2012 1:13pm - Captain Obvious  ""]
OP was trying to figure out which bands get drunk and put out.

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[Feb 18,2012 11:15pm - satanic_biskmastr  ""]
how was the show last night? sick poon?

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