Groupies[views:14645][posts:99]_________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 8:16pm - DSPIDER ""] Since there allegedly are females hiding out in here, come out and tell us your stories.. Nearly every metal chick is a cock sucking band whore, so why not give us the low down on your filthy self... You band members prolly have some great whore stories too. So lets hear it. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 8:23pm - KeithMutiny ""] we're all gay here. sorry. |
| ____________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 8:30pm - aterribleguitarist ""] My vocalist and I tag-teamed a girl for two days straight, and then played a show. That's the best I got. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 8:58pm - dreadkill ""] i've had sex with every person who has ever seen my band play shows, including my parents and bandmates' parents. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:00pm - sacreligion ""] i don't remember that...must've been quick and eventless gwahahaha you suck at e-rape |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:02pm - dreadkill ""] it wasn't e-rape, it was real life consensual sex between me and your unconscious body after i drugged you and used my hand to make your head nod when i said "want sex?" |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:05pm - sacreligion ""] yeah but this all happened in the matrix e-rape...so it's not real still....not....clean |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:07pm - dreadkill ""] i forgot we were in the matrix |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:08pm - dreadkill ""] you win this time, sacreligion man |
| _________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:09pm - DSPIDER ""] haha now thats the dirt im talking about |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:09pm - dreadkill ""] always happy to oblige |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:13pm - sacreligion ""] dreadkill said:i forgot we were in the matrix whoa... |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:14pm - dreadkill ""] whoa, indeed. whoa...indeed. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:24pm - sacreligion ""] don't worry dude...nobody makes it on the first jump |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:42pm - the_reverend ""] there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 9:47pm - dreadkill ""] i want to see this list so i know who to look for when my band finally tours. |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:00pm - the_reverend ""] you will only get dudes. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:07pm - KeithMutiny ""] *edit- that was a good picture too. |
| ____________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:08pm - dreadkill ""] the_reverend said:you will only get dudes. as long as they have mouths and wear lipstick, i'm cool with it. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:13pm - Hooker nli ""] I wore assless chaps on stage last Sat. This old chick purred in my ear "you have great abs" and then pulled her shirt up. I have a moustache as well. I don't really know what part of "assless leather chaps and moustache" she didn't understand, but she still didn't get the whole "dudes only" thing. that's about it. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:44pm - Troll ""] Yep, it's pretty much a sausage fest in here |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:45pm - succubus ""] i hate band whores...i esp hate the ones who pretend to be photographers bcz they want to sleep with bands..they give REAL female photographers a bad name.. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:46pm - sacreligion ""] it's a headbutt fest too |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:46pm - succubus ""] the_reverend said:there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves. hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war... |
| _______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 10:55pm - the_reverend ""] ok... |
| ________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:04pm - Troll ""] sacreligion said:it's a headbutt fest too I'm not sure or really give a fuck what kind of impression you get from me, but I think your an idiot for trying to relate the shit that happened with Rusted Angel to me. I didn't headbutt the kid. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:09pm - sacreligion ""] yeah but this is rttp where you have to start shit all the time or it isn't interesting headbutter |
| _______________________________________________ [Apr 12,2006 11:17pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] I headbutted some slam pig's pussy at a show last week. BLAMMO knocked her clear across the bar. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 2:30pm - josh_hates_you ""] Bump. Let's face it, you don't play in a band just for artistic expression. I want some stories. Doesn't even have to be sloppy whore stories. I'm sure some of you met your current girlfriends at a show you played or something. If you have nothing to contribute to this thread then you are most likely doing it wrong or you belong on the RTTP top ten ugliest users list. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 2:42pm - Josh_Martin ""] I aint telling any sloppy whore stories. Seth got the groupies. I got the chicks that never heard of us. I was gonna type this whole long story but Im too drunk |
| ________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 2:55pm - Mark_R ""] succubus said:the_reverend said:there is a webpage that carina will post that is nothing but whore and what bands they've fucked and/or how far people would let them go... all I have to say is that some bands with fuck anything that moves. hahaha yeah...then to retaliate the wives of musicians started up a page..and it was a war... The groupies list page that was on Metal Sludge years back? I wonder if it's still there. Never heard about a wives' rebuttal page, but it'd be funny to read I'm sure. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:07pm - Josh_Martin ""] Me with sloppy whore [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:09pm - trioxin_245 ""] that bitches arm hair is out of control |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:10pm - Josh_Martin ""] lots of things were out of control that night. Somewhere in Georgia if I remember correctly. (which I very well may not) . Southern bitches.... |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:15pm - trioxin_245 ""] trioxin_245 said:that bitches penis is probably bigger than mine |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:18pm - Josh_Martin ""] Sloppy whore with pancake tits jumps on stage. Stays there. [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:20pm - Josh_Martin ""] Thats actually the chick that sucked Seths cock onstage. Pic is from the last ever AC show. Cleveland 4/30/11 I was the one that got her to take her top off. One of my very few regrets in life. Funny thing was, Seth had this wicked hot chick that was following us around for a few days and when she saw that happen, she bailed on him. I also had a hottie following us around. Wicked glad that pig didnt suck my cock. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:29pm - Josh_Martin ""] You guys are lame. Were we the only band on RTTP that got laid??? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:30pm - Josh_Martin ""] guess we'll have to wait til Revocation gets back |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:36pm - josh_hates_you ""] One time after a I played in boston a girl offered me a place to crash. When I got there she opened the door wearing a Sarcomancy shirt and a pair of panties. Fun night. Played a shitty show at KC's tap last night. Threw my drumsticks after the set. Some girl, a friend of a friend walked up and handed me one of my sticks back. Taking her to a keg party tonight. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:41pm - trioxin_245 ""] when I was in hirudinea some greased up slam pig blew me in the parking lot of obriens for coke. does that count? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:46pm - Josh_Martin ""] did you actually give her the coke?? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:46pm - trioxin_245 ""] pfft I didn't have coke and she forgot who I was an hour later |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:46pm - trioxin_245 ""] bitch is married now, has a 2 year old |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:51pm - trioxin_245 ""] I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:55pm - Josh_Martin ""] it counts |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:55pm - Josh_Martin ""] an oldie but a goodie. True too. Chicks are soooo fucking dumb [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 3:59pm - Josh_Martin ""] trioxin_245 said:I black-out banged some random underaged chick in my car in the parking lot of some shit hole in chelmsford after a hirudinea / abhorred show. crashed my car into a guard rail on the way home. I got blackout blown in my car after an AC gig at Bills Bar. It was December so I parked in an unused Sox lot. I passed out. Woke up alone and tried to drive back to Bills to grab my shit. I was so drunk I didnt notice the chain link fence in front of me. Drove RIGHT through it. It busted in half and the top half scraped up my front bumper, across my hood, up my windshield (ripping off my wipers) over my roof and it looked like some alien with crazy claws slashed my car. Two weeks later me and Seth are driving to practice and I have no wipers. He's leaning out the passenger window with a t-shirt trying to whip it across the windshield to get rid of the water. I cant believe we didnt die that night. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 4:00pm - trioxin_245 ""] when i got out of jail in NYC I had no money to get home so I stole liquor from one bar, did blow with a NYPD narcotics agent in the bathroom, threatened to jump off of the queensborough bridge, and won a karaoke contest in another, then ended up going home and banging some chick, who ended up lending me money to get my car out of the impound so I could get home. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2012 4:02pm - trioxin_245 ""] I guess that doesn't necessarily constitute a groupie though. Eh. |