makes these girls leave me alone![views:6810][posts:61]__________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:00am - succubus ""] too many crazy girls need to leave me be.. now i have a new one.. Hey my SeX toy, I am Brianna… My friend gave me your email, and warned me that you're exciting.. I hate my husband, He didn't touch me in months My Pictures and About me are on this website |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:01am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Sorry Carina, I gave Brianna your email... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:02am - succubus ""] damn joe..i figured you would be the first one to help me =( |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:02am - subjugate ""] Brianna needs to e mail me i'll touch her alright |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:02am - paganmegan ""] Wow, that is fucking lame.. tell that chick to get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dildos |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:03am - Joe/NotCommon ""] paganmegan said:Wow, that is fucking lame.. tell that chick to get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dildos thats the only hobby any girl should have, mind your own business you prune |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:04am - paganmegan ""] hahaha |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:06am - lynneaus ""] start going to porn sites that dont send u spam afterwards carina and u wont have this problem |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:10am - paganmegan ""] Joe/NotCommon said:paganmegan said:Wow, that is fucking lame.. tell that chick to get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve dildos thats the only hobby any girl should have, mind your own business you prune shut up:bartnormal: |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:11am - succubus ""] lynneaus said:start going to porn sites that dont send u spam afterwards carina and u wont have this problem well remember that my email is listed in 1 million and 1 places online... so mostly it is not my fault the only porn i see online is when someone sends me a link to something (HOOKER) or if a link is posted here once in a blue moon i look at porn yes...but it's a specific type and aaron knows what it is booyah! |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:12am - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha, Hooker, what a stand up guy. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:14am - lynneaus ""] succubus said: once in a blue moon i look at porn yes...but it's a specific type and aaron knows what it is booyah! ya only when i forget u have cameras in my house and im walking around naked right? |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:31am - the_reverend ""] wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo? like what? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:32am - Joe/NotCommon ""] like hobbies that involve sucking off horses |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:34am - paganmegan ""] someones been watching too much barnyard porn |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:36am - the_reverend ""] can you really ever watch too much? |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:37am - paganmegan ""] I guess not, if thats what you're into |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""] im into walruses having sex with horses |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:42am - paganmegan ""] can you bring horses to the aquarium? |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:44am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Sure I can, the archdiocese does it all the time. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:47am - paganmegan ""] hahaha the power of religious leaders |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:51am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Muslim clerics should start molesting boys |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:55am - paganmegan ""] they probably already do, the word cleric actually means "to molest" |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:56am - Joe/NotCommon ""] "Jihad!" he screamed as he emptied his load into young Mohammed. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:59am - paganmegan ""] HAHAHAHA |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 10:59am - paganmegan ""] that right there is the best post so far today |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:06am - the_reverend ""] it's a slow day. I will top it later. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:28am - lynneaus ""] the_reverend said:wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo? like what? cooking and cleaning..... and giving brain |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:30am - paganmegan ""] cooking and cleaning is for wusses |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:31am - Joe/NotCommon ""] then all girls are wusses? |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:31am - lynneaus ""] paganmegan said:cooking and cleaning is for wusses or chicks who know how to stay in line :whipper: |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:32am - paganmegan ""] hmmmmmmm I've got to start thinking before I post... I'm not sure, but I think theres a good amount of them who are |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:33am - paganmegan ""] lynneaus said:paganmegan said:cooking and cleaning is for wusses or chicks who know how to stay in line :whipper: Yeah fuck that |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:33am - paganmegan ""] that staying in line business bah |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:35am - Joe/NotCommon ""] bitch bitch bitch bitch, all you women do. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:38am - assuck ""] the_reverend said:wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo? like what? cooking and cleaning |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:46am - RichHorror ""] My first thought when reading the title of this thread was that I have never uttered that phrase in my entire life. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:47am - succubus ""] assuck said:the_reverend said:wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo? like what? cooking and cleaning and tending to her man's every need... |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:48am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Carina gets it. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:49am - RichHorror ""] succubus said:assuck said:the_reverend said:wait, girls can have a hobby that doesn't involve a dildo? like what? cooking and cleaning and tending to her man's every need... Carina must've written the book on man-pleasing. Too bad Loretta doesn't allow white literature in our house. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:49am - succubus ""] RichHorror said:My first thought when reading the title of this thread was that I have never uttered that phrase in my entire life. i wish i had that problem... right after college i had this girl who started off as a friend and then wanted to be me..it was weird..she used to have long blonde hair...and then she cut it and dyed in dark...and started to dress like me.. my brother used to call her my "fatal attraction" because she would call a lot and just show up at my house |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:49am - Joe/NotCommon ""] haha nice, give me her phone number |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:50am - RichHorror ""] Yeah. What I really need is a woman who cares enough to murder me. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:52am - paganmegan ""] hahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:53am - RichHorror ""] You laugh as though I were joking. I am currently in the market for a female stalker. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 11:58am - succubus ""] do you want one of myne? there is one nowadays that im's people and tells them we are secret lovers... jeezz |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 12:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] i want one carina |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 12:03pm - RichHorror ""] Yes. All your online stalkers are belong to us. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 1:54pm - succubus ""] lol ok they will eventualyl see this and stalk you i'm sure... i had made a thread long ago called ATTN: ladies....and then i posted this: [img] |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 1:56pm - paganmegan ""] I notice the third thing down is "be a little gay" ... |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 1:59pm - RichHorror ""] My last two girlfriends were "a little gay". I've noticed this usually results in you crying yourself to sleep at night. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 2:02pm - paganmegan ""] Meaning, they turned lesbo on you or they were emo chicks? |
| _________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 2:04pm - succubus ""] let's leave aaron out of this one pls =) |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 2:24pm - RichHorror ""] A little of both. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 2:25pm - RichHorror ""] Actually, the last one was just a penis nomad... travelling the barren wastelands looking for more and more dick. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 2:26pm - paganmegan ""] HAHA penis nomad |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 3:00pm - RichHorror ""] Sad but true. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 4:25pm - swamplorddvm ""] Hey, send them over here!!! |
| _________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 4:26pm - succubus ""] you guys are asking for trouble... lol |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 4:35pm - swamplorddvm ""] I'm asking for sex. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 4:50pm - RichHorror ""] Just go by your local Hot Topic. That's their natural habitat. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 7,2004 4:53pm - succubus ""] hahahahahaha |