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[QUOTE="whiskey_weed_and_women:376927"]For nearly 6 years i've been lifeguarding at the local YMCA, they pay well, most of the girls are loose and the hours aren't that bad. Aside from the random christian witnessing to you, its not too bad, but today something happened that I thought would be perfect for blogwars. On mondays i work the closing shift, monday is also the major private lesson day. Most of the lessons are small children, but the first week of every month is the "special classes" the tards come rolling in and splash around. Nothing too special, about an hour in one of the tards walks up to me and says "i'm bleeding" first thought is to do the lifeguard thing gloves bandaid and all that, i ask her "where are you bleeding" and then she slaps me in the face with a femine hygene product, a pad, to be more exact... There are five other lifeguards in the water and the second the pad hits my face they all look, there was a momentary pause, and the i relized what was on my face. years of stileproject and blogwars have jaded me to seeing most things, but the second i felt that warm tard blood i began to puke. The YMCA pool building has a wonderful echo, and the sound of vomit reverberated throughout the building. The tard began to laugh that vile tard laugh. They've given me a 2 week vacation and i don't really think thats enough.[/QUOTE]
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