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...are you my son?

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[Mar 30,2005 8:54am - nate ""]
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex
with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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[Mar 30,2005 9:03am - SUBJUGATE ""]
lame
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[Mar 30,2005 9:10am - nate ""]
someone's in a good mood this morning eh Jim?
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[Mar 30,2005 9:18am - Scoracrasia ""]
Nate, you get my message by phone? If not check your mizz....
Thanks....
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[Mar 30,2005 9:19am - nate ""]
yeah i got it, things have been a little crazy around my house the past few days though.. I'll explain more in e-mail...
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[Mar 30,2005 9:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
nate said:someone's in a good mood this morning eh Jim?


Jim had sex with a peacock once, so this is no laughing matter for him.
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[Mar 30,2005 9:22am - Scoracrasia ""]
Cool, just wondering because I thought I hit the wrong button on the phone when I was half asleep. Thanks man...
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[Mar 30,2005 9:25am - nate ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:nate said:someone's in a good mood this morning eh Jim?


Jim had sex with a peacock once, so this is no laughing matter for him.



huh, maybe the old guy was Jim then?

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[Mar 30,2005 9:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
haha


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