Official Announcement...[views:2064][posts:16]_____________________________________ [Apr 11,2005 2:28pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. :spineyes: |
| __________________________________________ [Apr 11,2005 2:54pm - thegreatspaldino ""] ... if you werent so cool i might have hated you after reading that. |
| ________________________________________ [Apr 11,2005 5:03pm - grundlegremlin ""] I saw that at http://www.davidicke.com click on they live humor. It's a strange site. |
| __________________________________ [Apr 11,2005 6:07pm - powerkok ""] Move to Haiti. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2005 9:47pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 12,2005 11:59pm - anonymous ""] you're a loser dwyer. go sell your shit for $20 a pop and steal people's cd's |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 12:01am - powerkok ""] dood...Dwyer...where is this information coming from? any reputable source? or just like some hopped up left winger? |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 12:07am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Oh, it's just for fun, who cares? |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 12:15am - powerkok ""] lol....just askin. It sounded a bit extreme, and aroused suspicion!! |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 1:00am - diamond_dave ""] just because you don't want to believe it, doesn't mean it's not true!!! |
| __________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 2:56am - powerkok ""] but, its not true. so..... lol |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 9:09am - Josh_Martin ""] Why do you find that list so hard to believe? We live in a country that re-elects people caught smoking crack on videotape. |
| ___________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 12:51pm - powerkok ""] I find it hard to beleive, because its not true...read the thread. Obviously, people are people, and all people do stupid shit, but that list is ridiculous. Marion Barry rules the brillo pad crack pipe. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 13,2005 2:55pm - Josh_Martin ""] That list is several years old. It comes from here http://www.capitolhillblue.com/Aug1999/081699/criminalclass1-081699.htm I have no trouble believing it. I'm surprised anyone would. You put 535 of almost any kind of people together and a bunch of them are going to have records. It looks like the worst offenders are mostly Democrats. |
| ______________________________________ [Apr 14,2005 4:16pm - swamplorddvm ""] hahah word up! Yeah I'm late. I know. |
| ________________________________ [Apr 14,2005 5:47pm - retzam ""] Pk, Autopsy never said it wasn't true, he just said "oh, it's just for fun, who cares?", as in "I just think it's funny, I don't care whether or not it's true", meaning he doesn't know whether or not it's true, I THINK! Not sure, that's what I think he meant though. It does seem sort of ridiculous, but yeah, I wouldn't be too surprised if it was true. I wish I wasn't too lazy to do some quick surfing to figure out how much truth is in there. |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 15,2005 9:19am - Josh_Martin ""] It's like he's in total denial. The way he kept repeating "its not true". I can picture him with his eyes closed and his hands over his ears going "la la la la la, I can't hear you" |