Adolf Satan - No Sleep 'til Brooklyn[views:5503][posts:15][show listing] ______________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:23am - Josh_Martin ""] Friday June 3rd @ The Trash Bar 256 Grand St. Brooklyn, NY 12am Adolf Satan (Noisy sludge, ex-Anal Cunt/Kilslug) 11pm Action Adventure Systems (last of the nyc noise rock outfits) 10pm Live Girls (Hot lesbians playing sloppy-seconds-punk) 9pm Navajo Code Talkers (hot french chix playing stomp and roll) 8pm Ten Pound Strike |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:33am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Josh, who booked this? Was it just a show you got your band on or something? |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2005 10:35am - Josh_Martin ""] The guy from Action Adventure Systems booked it. |
| ________________________________________ [May 11,2005 11:43am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Live Girls sounds really good. |
| ______________________________________ [May 11,2005 12:19pm - Josh_Martin ""] I hope they're really hot. I hope the other band of broads is hot too. I hope they make out with each other. |
| _______________________________________ [May 12,2005 8:41am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Someone should video tape |
| __________________________________ [May 28,2005 2:12pm - drugsmug ""] I play guitar in Action Adventure. Our drummer Cliff is responsible for the bill. I got home from work yesterday and Ashley from Live Girls alerted me to the existence of this thread. She was highly amused. She left me with the impression that not only will they make out, they'll push their boobs together and hurl merciless insults between songs. They'll dress as sleazily as possible, and stop at nothing to seduce the Navajo Code Talkers. I can attest that throwing beer at them leaves them unfazed, as they are typically covered in beer even before they take the stage. [img] on the other hand, she turned down the invitation to blow Hasil Adkins once, so don't get your hopes up. The Navajo Code Talker girls are easy on the eyes if you ask me. [img] video camera will be in full effect all night as long as someone is willing to keep an eye on it. |
| __________________________________ [May 28,2005 2:28pm - drugsmug ""] incidentally, this is the press release i've composed that is, hopefully, getting forwarded into the right hands. for example, the program director from WFMU wrote me: "sounds like fun! i'll try to stop by." DETESTABLE FESTIVAL - THREATENING DECIBELS! starring ADOLF SATAN (MA) - NAVAJO CODE TALKERS (MONTREAL) - ACTION ADVENTURE (OUTER BOUROUGHS) - LIVE GIRLS (MANHATTANITE SLUMMERS) GRAND STREET, BROOKLYN - TRASH - FRIDAY JUNE 3rd 8pm doors $8 OPEN BAR 9-10? For real? If you find yourself spending this week cursing your job... your genes... your filthy habits... forget those bitches in the Hamptons. Our drummer cooked up quite a cookie. He called on fiends from near and far and they agreed to a real ear-hum-dinger. What IS your idea of FUN anyway? LIVE GIRLS ------------ Dig this Live Girls do their own publicity. I don't care to say much more than they've livened up many a bill I've seen. They gals love to show off. http://www.livegirlsnyc.net/ ACTION ADVENTURE SYSTEMS -------------------------------- Only the most informed derelicts have ever witnessed their careening power-trio noise jam. Most recently for soundmen at Lit, North Six, and The Delancey; y'know, discriminating types. Strum blinding thrilling drum fills command the ribcage to shake. Despite the best advice of friends and colleagues, ACTION ADVENTURE SYSTEMS remain militantly undocumented. Such pathology must been seen to be believed. Watch us stress out. NAVAJO CODE TALKERS ------------------------- Imagine that while this is going on, a van from Montreal (thats QUEBEC, mon osti de saint-sacrament de crisse de cālisse!) pulls over. Two hot girls step out. A skinny guy in a loose shirt and another 6foot plus handlebar mustachioed afro longhair guy follow, arguing in French, about how they ended up on Grand Avenue instead of Grand Street. Then they get back in the van, take the stage just in time, and the longhair bashes the hell out of a yeti-sized drum kit while the skinny guy pulls off a Dead Kennedy Memorial. You rub your eyes with disbelief as one girl pulls off every bass triplet time change with a flourish as the other girl raises a godammn FLUGLEHORN to her shoulder and SWINGS. The bass player BELTS like a soul queen and the Fluglephone or whatever it is drops to the floor and they proceed to harmonize with Yoshimi intensity. You'll poutine* your pants and carry the memory to your grave. Request Blue Cheer covers. http://www.nctrocks.com/MainENCT.html ADOLF SATAN --------------- Last but not least ADOLF SATAN have been persuaded to take the stage. Larry Lifeless is a living fucking legend. He carries the burden of "This is Boston Not LA" like a punk mummy, sardonically destroying the future of others one at a time. GROINOIDS, KILSLUG, UPSIDEDOWN CROSS, he's seen it all. He is joined by Josh Martin (guitar, ex-ANAL CUNT), Nate Linehan (drums, ex-ANAL CUNT) and Nick Camilleri (bass, KEVORKIAN'S ANGELS). Breathtakingly blasphemous, and very metal. They might play "In The Rain With No Cocaine" unless you bring them some. http://www.bestialonslaught.com/onslaught012.html Should you care to attend, i suspect you will practically levitate to work after a full weekend of laughing at all the squares you see who were too weak to follow the loners to THE DETESTABLE FESTIVAL. The unemployable are encouraged to fake a handstamp. Smear the grease off a bicycle chain on your wrist or something. *http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine |
| __________________________________ [May 28,2005 2:39pm - drugsmug ""] if any of this information is inaccurate or you'd rather use your own description of adolf satan, i should have asked first but i took the liberty. lemme know right away. i haven't seen the flyer yet but i'm told it's being taped up where it might make a difference. NYC is more of a cell-phone/mailing list town, if you know what i mean. |
| __________________________________________ [May 28,2005 2:55pm - BestialOnslaught ""] Mmmmmm.... Boobs. |
| __________________________________________ [May 29,2005 2:14am - Josh Martin NLI ""] The Adolf Satan description seems accurate. Except Nick Camilleri is no longer in the band. This show will be the debut show with our new bassist, Sean Linehan (Nate's brother) Looking forward to the gig. Sounds like it will be a lot of fun. |
| ____________________________________ [May 29,2005 12:05pm - pessimist ""] no more nick? |
| __________________________________ [May 30,2005 8:02pm - drugsmug ""] can't nick AND sean come? hells bells that would be tough. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2005 8:24am - Josh_Martin ""] Nick ran off with a female impersonator troupe. Now he can wear a bra whenever he wants to. |
| _____________________________________ [May 31,2005 8:27am - Josh_Martin ""] Also, Larry wasn't in the Groinoids. That was Cheez's band. You're probably thinking of The Sickness. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 1,2005 1:18am - drugsmug ""] i guess i know just what to say when cheez's band comes to town. shit. don't tell larry i was all mixed up. that whole thing demands a re-write. more like "from pre-history moshtarpits willful heretic Larry Lifeless ( KILSLUG, UPSIDEDOWN CROSS, ANGRY HATE) extends a mummy hand to summon black-spot goblins" hmmm. |