Does anyone have any good scumbag junky jokes?[views:1316][posts:9]__________________________________________ [May 23,2005 4:38pm - Robert Williams ""] oh wait, Josh Martin is here, nevermind... |
| _______________________________ [May 23,2005 4:41pm - dan. ""] [img] |
| ___________________________________ [May 24,2005 10:54am - succubus ""] who is robert williams? |
| _____________________________________________ [May 24,2005 11:06am - ieatdogshit4kicks ""] why did the junky cross the street? |
| ________________________________ [May 24,2005 12:33pm - dan. ""] because he was dressed up as a nanny so he could see his kids because he was in the middle of a terrible divorce but unfortunately his wife had already fallen for a british man who was allergic to spicy shrimp so even though he gained all of their trust and fooled them and tried to embaress the british man by making him choke, he couldnt bring himself to not save the man and when he did all his makeup fell off and he was exposed but luckily earlier that week he had whipped a lime at the british mans head. thats why he crossed the street. |
| __________________________________ [May 24,2005 4:25pm - Bradness ""] succubus said:who is robert williams? drummer for Nightstick, and a backstabber |
| ________________________________________ [May 24,2005 4:36pm - grundlegremlin ""] A junky checked himself into rehab.............AND DIED! |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2005 4:39pm - Hooker nli ""] Robert Williams is a badass painter. |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2005 4:54pm - Josh_Martin ""] Rob, you are a total joke and a faggot. Nightstick is horrible and draws nobody. Siege is the most overrated band, ever. Its funny how you like to call people eunuchs when you have the least balls of anyone. I can't wait to run into you so I can call you a faggot to your face. Its funny how you thought you had to dare me to do that. I'm not scared of you, no one is. You are a joke. Nice, how when we showed up at DeeDees the other night, you ran away. Now that Doil is in jail who are you going to get to be your lacky and kiss your ass? I look forward to you replying by talking more shit about your own bass player and my ex-wife. Because you clearly don't have the balls to continue this in real life. You could've fought me on Sat. but you ran away before I even knew you were there. You are a pussy internet shit-talker. The only person in the whole world who likes you is a junkie who you make dress up in a clown suit. Nice life, faggot. |
| _____________________________________ [May 24,2005 4:57pm - Josh_Martin ""] Also, thanks for kissing my ass and thanking me for actually booking Nightstick and then totally flaking out like a total faggot and leaving the rest of your band high and dry with no drummer. Too much of a pussy to play a show you weren't in charge of. That is so gay. |