got $35.97?[views:8552][posts:52]______________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 8:29pm - the_reverend ""] I went to the pet store to buy: 1) turtle food 2) a plant 3) a snail as I went to the register, I realized that I didn't have my debt or credit card. the girl had already rung up my stuff so I started counting out money. the total was $35.97. in my pocket, I had $35.97... to the penny. weird. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 9:48pm - boobtoucher ""] holy shit thats fuct up...first metal, now the true black arts?! where do you find the time? David Blaine, eat your heart out. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 10:05pm - Aegathis ""] the_reverend said: in my pocket, I had $35.97... to the penny. weird. well you were buying weird stuff:spineyes: |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 10:06pm - Aegathis ""] who would win in a race , a turtle or a snail? |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 10:08pm - DeOdiumMortis ""] Bugs Bunny. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 10:14pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Aegathis said:who would win in a race , a turtle or a snail? bob Zackamoinaway would lose. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 16,2005 11:09pm - the_reverend ""] glad I had those 7 pennies... but seriously... WTF would I have exactly 7 pennies? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 12:50am - DEATH2ALL ""] Thats some freaky shit. Rev, I'll bet you $35.97 that my turtle can beat your turtle & snail in a race. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:39am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] DEATH2ALL said:Thats some freaky shit. Rev, I'll bet you $35.97 that my turtle can beat your turtle & snail in a race. It's on now. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 2:09am - DEATH2ALL ""] fuck yeah. He's quick so don't blink. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 2:22am - DEATH2ALL ""] That seems kinda expensive. How much was that snail?? |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 8:44am - joe/notcommon ""] What is even weirder is that you own a turtle. Or do you force Carina to eat turtle food? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 9:19am - ~Carina~ ""] right after that happened..he called me to tell me...he bought that stuff at the pet store in salem. of course he called me because i had asked him for his credit card earlier in the day and then he forgot to put it in his wallet after..so even though he didn't explicitly blame me...he did say you know how you wanted my card earlier? well i didn't put it back and i bought all these things and got to the register and didn't have the card... ah well... he said the snail was huge, i didn't look at it because i was half asleep when he came home |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 9:21am - joe/notcommon ""] did he feed the snail to the turtle? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 9:22am - ~Carina~ ""] i think he put it in the turtle tank...whether the turtle will see it...i dunno... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 9:22am - the_reverend ""] the turtle will turn on the snail and eat it at some point. I bought a HUGE thing of turtle food ($31) and then a plant and a snail that was $35.97 total. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 9:23am - ~Carina~ ""] and it was all tax free! w00t |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 12:52pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Water turtle? whats his name? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:04pm - the_reverend ""] yertle. I had a webcam on him, but it went down. he's almost 30yo. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:07pm - __THeMoor__ ""] the_reverend said:yertle. I had a webcam on him, but it went down. he's almost 30yo. crap he's older than me. i bet i could take him though.... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:14pm - the_reverend ""] the little guy bites like the dickens. I'll take a couple pictures of him tonight. I once put in 100 gold fish to his tank. he ate until the gold fish were unable to be swallowed anymore. I left for an house. while I was gone, he went through and systematically killed all 100 fish with in that hour. tuffxasxnails |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:23pm - __THeMoor__ ""] xxxyertlexxx |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:40pm - ~Carina~ ""] another time he bit the head's off a lot of them...another time he hit the glass so hard it knocked over the turtlecam and it was "rev and succubus" unknown cam time! nowadays he mostly bangs against the glass and the fish tend to live a lot longer... |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2005 1:45pm - the_reverend ""] it's cause all he wasn't is cat food. he's not even eating the plant in there. oh, I spent mad $$$$ on malysian bogwood for his tank and it's growing a couple mushrooms which he's chomped on. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 4:36am - DEATH2ALL ""] I got 2 russian land turtles. I let them roam free around my room all day. they pop up at random and scare the shit out of unsuspecting visitors. I just call them turtle1 & turtle2. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 10:36am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] I found a turtle on my lawn last summer and took some pics. [img] [img] [img] [img] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 10:37am - __THeMoor__ ""] sexy |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 11:03am - Niccolai ""] I'd like to know how the hell turtle food, a plant, and a snail added up to 36$ in the first place. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 8:24pm - DEATH2ALL ""] he itemized it above. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 18,2005 9:50pm - Mary ""] There is nothing br00tal about a turtle. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 10:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Mary said:There is nothing br00tal about a turtle. When I was six I had a snapping turtle that growled at my dad, that was pretty br00tal. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2005 11:17pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Mary said:There is nothing br00tal about a turtle. go lose your little white lamb, Mary. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 12:17am - DEATH2ALL ""] My turtles are 100% metal. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 1:18am - DaveFromTheGrave ""] :tmnt1::tmnt2::tmnt3::tmnt4: :doublehorns: |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 1:33am - LtdEc-1000 ""] I ran into a 2 1/2 foot long snapping turtle once. my friend picked it up, and it weighed about 75 pounds. Its head was about 6 inches long, and 4 inches wide. That dude was MASSIVE. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 2:30am - the_reverend ""] the food was really really big. that's why it was $31 |
| _______________________________ [Jun 19,2005 10:15am - Mary ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:Mary said:There is nothing br00tal about a turtle. go lose your little white lamb, Mary. What the hell was that? Lose my lamb. You sure stuck it to me. Derr... :spineyes: |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 12:11pm - Aegathis ""] the_reverend said:yertle. I had a webcam on him, but it went down. he's almost 30yo. jeesus did you get him when you were born? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 3:43pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] Mary said:DaveFromTheGrave said:Mary said:There is nothing br00tal about a turtle. go lose your little white lamb, Mary. What the hell was that? Lose my lamb. You sure stuck it to me. Derr... :spineyes: Mary had a little lamb with fleece as white as snow MOSH BREAKDOWN EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT the lamb was sure to go guitar solo :doublehorns: |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2005 5:52pm - Mary ""] :shocker: |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 6:55pm - DaveFromTheGrave ""] ow |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 19,2005 9:05pm - __THeMoor__ ""] :::headbangs::: |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 20,2005 8:15am - Messerschmitt ""] i caught a snapper when i went fishing yesterday. probably still has the hook in it's mouth, lil'bastid |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 23,2005 11:08am - succubus ""] he just bit me causing me to bleed!hahahahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 20,2005 10:10pm - succubus ""] the little bastard is pissing me off BANG BANG is all i hear as he tries to swim outside his tank (the bang is from him hitting the glass)....for hours on end...he's going senile... and he managed to jump out of his tank .. i heard a loud thud and i try to get him back in his tank and get hissed at grrrrr he's gonna hurt himself |
| ________________________________ [Nov 20,2005 10:15pm - Eddie ""] succubus said: and he managed to jump out of his tank .. i heard a loud thud and i try to get him back in his tank and get hissed at :tmnt1::tmnt2::tmnt4::tmnt3: i wouldn't mess with him |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 21,2005 4:56am - brokenclown ""] You need to put a darkthrone sticker on its shell, thats metal. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 21,2005 7:13am - Chris_From_Shit_Fuck ""] DaveFromTheGrave said:I found a turtle on my lawn last summer and took some pics. [img] I'd tap that. |
| ___________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 12:53pm - succubus ""] so we got home last night...and guess what? the bastard wasn't in the tank...aaron eventually found it and yelled at it..though i doubt it got the hint |
| _____________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 1:18pm - sacreligion ""] my craziest cash register story was dec. 13, 2003 we were goin to see dimmu and nevermore at the palladium and i bought a pack of camels and zig zag 1 1/4" the price came up to $6.66 then we smoked much pot and watched a great show...it was terrific |
| ________________________________________ [Nov 23,2005 1:39pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Friend of mine has an exceedingly fucking large tortoise that he inherited from his girlfriend's brother. BT was probably six inches long when I first saw him, about four years ago. He's easily a foot and a half long now, and undisputed master of his 6'x6' cage. We're talking about the kind of tortoise where you have to actually will it to someone when you buy it, 'cause it's gonna outlive you. At some point they're just gonna give him his own area in the basement, with a ramp up to the outside for when it's warm. |
| ______________________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 10:33am - i_am_not_logged_in ""] sacreligion said:my craziest cash register story was dec. 13, 2003 we were goin to see dimmu and nevermore at the palladium and i bought a pack of camels and zig zag 1 1/4" the price came up to $6.66 then we smoked much pot and watched a great show...it was terrific A pack of Marlboros and a medium coffee at the convenience store I work comes out to $6.66 |
| ________________________________ [Nov 24,2005 2:11pm - retzam ""] i_am_not_logged_in said:sacreligion said:my craziest cash register story was dec. 13, 2003 we were goin to see dimmu and nevermore at the palladium and i bought a pack of camels and zig zag 1 1/4" the price came up to $6.66 then we smoked much pot and watched a great show...it was terrific A pack of Marlboros and a medium coffee at the convenience store I work comes out to $6.66 Hahaha, coffee and cigarettes, just two of the many tools of the devil. |