Anybody have a cure for swamp ass?[views:1952][posts:16]_______________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 7:46am - tittypuncher ""] :bartmoon: |
| __________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 7:48am - SuperFly ""] take a shower |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 10:57am - malettey ""] yeah that's probably the best one.....if a shower isn't available, just cram your underwear into the crack of your ass and let it absorb the swampy-ness...that's the only other solution i can think of. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 11:03am - tittypuncher ""] well i was too hungover for a shower this morning and that doesn't help either. it doesn't help that i was sweating my ass off jamming last night either. well... looks like my coworkers are going to have to suffer. so will my seat. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 11:38am - largefreakatzero ""] If you don't mind some stinging, try Gold Bond powder. |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 11:44am - dan_bloodblister ""] get fingerblasted by a senior citizen |
| _______________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:06pm - nate ""] SuperFly said:take a shower I'll second that one... soap helps too! |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:47pm - cochese ""] dude i'm gonna make your day right here, the key to curing swampoass is......................................................................GOLD BOND, put that shit everywhere, asscrack,asshole,nutsac,gooch, here, there, fucken everywhere!! I will not charge u for these services! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 12:48pm - tittypuncher ""] tripple action? i don't trust you |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:39pm - cracksmoke ""] may the swamp monsters be with you |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:46pm - yodaslab ""] shave your taint and put some baby powder down there put a urinal cake in between your ass crack |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:50pm - the_reverend ""] manpons |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:51pm - ~Carina~ ""] what is swampass? sounds nasty unfortunately for me, all my body parts including my ass are tasty...or so the rev tells me |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:53pm - cracksmoke ""] yodaslab said:shave your taint and put some baby powder down there put a urinal cake in between your ass crack urinal cake sandwich |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 1:54pm - cracksmoke ""] ~Carina~ said:what is swampass? sounds nasty unfortunately for me, all my body parts including my ass are tasty...or so the rev tells me i think you're lying. everyone knows what swampass is. it's the smelly green smoke that rises out of your ass. rev.. tell her will ya? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 2:22pm - ~Carina~ ""] rev can't keeps his hands off me i wasn't lying |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 12,2005 2:50pm - the_reverend ""] some girls are just blessed with an anal cunt. |