best insults[views:9400][posts:47]_______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:31pm - the_reverend ""] list them. my best is "you're so ugly you couldn't get raped" |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:34pm - largefreakatzero ""] "She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down" |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:39pm - dan_bloodblister ""] let me answer on behalf of everyone on this site: "you are gay" |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 12:46pm - largefreakatzero ""] Or the next best one: "You are gayer than AIDS" |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:11pm - rupturedzine ""] shes got a face like a can of mashed assholes. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 1:40pm - Dreaded_Silence ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 4:04pm - scoracrasia ""] "you are so stupid you couldn't find porn on the internet." |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 5:21pm - stainless ""] Your Mother should have swallowed you! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 5:27pm - DomesticTerror ""] "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!" |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 5:30pm - stainless ""] We'll it looks like she came in first in the 100 yard dash in a 90 foot Gym |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 5:35pm - Jeff Pierce/PIV ""] yo that bitch is uuugglllyyy ha ha! PIV! |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 7:42pm - niccolai nli ""] Heard this on premium blend today: "Your gay enough to put lisp in the word cracker" |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 8:38pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] There's no universally perfect insult. You have to find out what that person is the saddest about. For example, "your mother is dead, faggot" or "your kid died of SIDS because you suck at being a father, faggot". |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:42pm - pre-school race war ""] your moma so fat when she backs up she beeps! |
| _______________________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:44pm - pre-school race war ""] how do you get 5 niggers from raping a white chick-throw them a basetball (you tell this joke to a black guy for an insult) |
| _________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:55pm - xmikex ""] "I'm sorry Mrs. Christianni, it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 20 years old." |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 18,2005 11:58pm - anonymous ""] To a bad musician. Listening to you play is like wanting a cool ice cream or beer on a hot summer day but instead I got hit in the nuts with a sledge hammer. Also Hearing you play is like putting Janet Reno on the cover of Play Boy. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:03am - anonymous ""] oh I'm sorry I thought you Richard Simmons |
| _________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:08am - xmikex ""] Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons' friend.....RICHARD SIMMONS |
| _____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 12:20am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 7:16am - G Cool Whip X ""] Here's the worst: Your band sounds like Masta Mindz..... (Ouch!!!) |
| _______________________________ [Aug 19,2005 8:36am - anon ""] You look like someone took a dump on your face and wiped it off with a rake. |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 10:33am - JoJo Dancer ""] xmikex said:"I'm sorry Mrs. Christianni, it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 20 years old." or "Sorry XmikeX, but you think Back of Tha Neck is good and you aren't 14 years old." |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:03pm - strangles kittens ""] ^^^^^ hahaha ^^^^^^ |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:06pm - dan_bloodblister ""] Jeff Pierce/PIV said:yo that bitch is uuugglllyyy ha ha! PIV! YES |
| _______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 3:06pm - niccolai nli ""] JoJo Dancer said:xmikex said:"I'm sorry Mrs. Christianni, it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 20 years old." or "Sorry XmikeX, but you think Back of Tha Neck is good and you aren't 14 years old." WHAT THE FUCK? You told me you were 14 Mike. You fucking asshole. I want my dick back. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:05pm - grundlegremlin ""] That gap in your teeth looks like you could eat an ear of corn through a chainlinked fence |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:06pm - dan_bloodblister ""] i dont get it |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:09pm - grundlegremlin ""] it was a joke |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:12pm - dan_bloodblister ""] OH now i get it not |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 4:17pm - grundlegremlin ""] ^best insult award for originality^ |
| ________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 7:15pm - xmikex ""] JoJo Dancer said:xmikex said:"I'm sorry Mrs. Christianni, it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 20 years old." or "Sorry XmikeX, but you think Back of Tha Neck is good and you aren't 14 years old." or I'm sorry Joe, but your record label is doing about as well as John Ritter. [img] |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 7:17pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] grundlegremlin said:That gap in your teeth looks like you could eat an ear of corn through a chainlinked fence stop talking. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 8:34pm - KeithMutiny ""] this threads not as funny as i hoped |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 9:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I agree. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 9:25pm - the_reverend ""] same |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 19,2005 11:39pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] "Your Mom goes to college". |
| ____________________________________________________ [Aug 20,2005 5:54pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] [img] |
| _____________________________________________________ [Jul 19,2013 7:37pm - grilled_dickcheese_sandwich ""] Go fuck a bucket of dog shit. |
| _______________________________________________ [Mar 15,2014 2:49pm - RTTP DEPT OF INSULTS ""] YOU KISS YOUR MAMA'S CUNT WITH THAT MOUTH |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 15,2014 4:18pm - Dr. Sarkdonicus ""] If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. |
| ________________________________ [Mar 15,2014 6:02pm - xmikex ""] RIP John Ritter |
| ______________________________ [Mar 15,2014 6:11pm - Lamp ""] I remember reading a thread a long time ago with the gem "I hope you outlive your children." |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 15,2014 7:02pm - King Thünderstöol ""] grilled_dickcheese_sandwich said:Go fuck a bucket of dog shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP THUNDERSTEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________ [Mar 16,2014 7:37am - gary ""] Your mother lays down with dogs |
| _________________________________________ [Mar 17,2014 10:13pm - my_dying_bride ""] bennyhillifier |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 17,2014 10:15pm - Randy_Marsh ""] Gay and fagget |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 17,2014 11:42pm - William ""] "you're a woman" |