Dane Cook appreciation...[views:5535][posts:34]______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 2:43pm - nate ""] everytime I hear this fuckin guy I lose my shit... anyone else think this guy is funny as hell?? |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 2:47pm - SacreligionNLI ""] SHE TRIES TO STOP IT! |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 4:18pm - anonymous ""] FUCK BEES. I WILL PUNCH A BEE IN THE FACE!!! |
| _________________________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 4:20pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] he's from Arlington, AHS Alumni beechez |
| ______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 4:23pm - nate ""] someone shit on the coats.. someone shit on around or in the vicinity of the coat area... |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 4:50pm - wakeoftears ""] Anybody wish they had acid spit? I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!! |
| ________________________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 4:50pm - mark fucking richards ""] WHAT?! sure hope it wasn't my coat... |
| ______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 4:55pm - nate ""] when I see people wearing superman shirts I like to just shoot em in the chest |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 5:04pm - wakeoftears ""] I used to not like him at all. I thought he was annoying and stupid, and then I guess I saw the type of humor behind it all. Now I think he's fucking ridiculously funny, such a spaz. I'm convinced he's a cokehead. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 5:06pm - stainless ""] Where's the fucking Van!!!! |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 5:08pm - DomesticTerror ""] i almost picked up the new cd the other day. His last album was ok, but not that great. is the new one really that good? |
| ______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 5:47pm - nate ""] I have never heard of him till the new CD but I think it's awesome... I made this post from work and soon as I walked in the door to my house I popped the CD in. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 5:58pm - malettey ""] i don't care much for dane cook. i've listened to both of his albums and there was very little i actually laughed at. some of the stuff he says is funny but i think he's way too hyper, and most of his material seems pointless to me. i prefer dark, cynical humor like bill hicks and george carlin. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 6:06pm - anonymous ""] i had the itchiest asshole on record today. and yes i keep a record of my itchy assholes. May 14, 1985, i had the itchiest asshole until today... priceless |
| ________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 6:25pm - retzam ""] malettey said:i don't care much for dane cook. i've listened to both of his albums and there was very little i actually laughed at. some of the stuff he says is funny but i think he's way too hyper, and most of his material seems pointless to me. i prefer dark, cynical humor like bill hicks and george carlin. I agree, but I havn't heard both of his albums. I've seen a little of his stand-up. I should watch more and see if it changes my opinion. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 6:46pm - nate ""] The skits that he's done for Crank Yankers suck compared to his stand up shit. |
| __________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 7:33pm - A.Nolan ""] monkey are you in here? i'm in the closet! holy shit you just spoke. i know i taught myself to talk! |
| ______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 7:40pm - nate ""] The monket skit is roll on the fuckin floor hilarious... "What could be cooler then coming home from work and knowing there is amonkey in the house ready to do battle" bahahaha |
| ______________________________ [Aug 22,2005 7:41pm - nate ""] The monket skit is roll on the fuckin floor hilarious... "What could be cooler then coming home from work and knowing there is amonkey in the house ready to do battle" bahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 11:06pm - DomesticTerror ""] i prefer Bill Hicks/George Carlin type humor too. there's so few of them around tho. I'm always looking for something new. the new disk was at newbury comics for like $12. 2 cd's and a dvd. could be worth it. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 22,2005 11:29pm - KeithMutiny ""] the new cd isnt nearly as good as the last one, but the "my son, the tranformer" bit, is fuckin hilarious |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 12:17am - wakeoftears ""] nate said:The skits that he's done for Crank Yankers suck compared to his stand up shit. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 12:28am - eddie ""] i love the new cds, although the dvd sucked, the two cds more than make up for it |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:13am - babyshaker ""] "no no im fine once a day i drain the blood from my head, now exscuse me im gonna go puke up shards of my pelvis into this bush" |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:18am - nate ""] I love the one about the guy he cut in line at the store and how the guy finds him and goes to kill him but someone jumps in front of the killer and kills Dane before the first guy can kill him... |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:26am - KillerKadoogan ""] is your name "Monkey Fuckin' a Coconut"? MFC, is that you? Could be a pineapple, looks like a co-co-nut. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:26am - KillerKadoogan ""] that dane cook is a silly bitch. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 23,2005 10:38am - nate ""] MFC I shortened it... bad ass mother fucker, bamf, see I just shortened it again... |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 24,2005 9:07am - MASlayer ""] Christ flakes...hilarious...best comic out there right now |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2005 10:46pm - succubus ""] Dane Cook hosting SNL tonight..new episode... |
| __________________________________ [Dec 3,2005 11:36pm - succubus ""] he's joking about cameras now |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 4,2005 1:36am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] I taped it, gonna watch it on Sunday. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 4,2005 2:12am - brian_dc ""] I watched it for a little while and then my roomates brought home a truckload of loud ugly girls...I couldn't get my tv up loud enough to focus |
| _________________________________ [Dec 4,2005 2:33am - pam nli ""] Dane Cook is the fucking man!! |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 4,2005 6:34am - Sacreligion ""] iwas kinda let down with a lot of his monologue being jokes he's already done before...but a few of the skits were pretty funny i loved the look on his face after he'd announce james blunt as the musical guest...you could see his cheeks buckling |