Fucking Hosers Bachelor Party[views:6633][posts:14]__________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 3:50am - powerkok ""] So ya Im fuckin shithammered!!! Whatever, Portsmouth 'yeilded' to us 9 fucking meatnecks. We went to the titty bar in stinking Salisbury, and made fun of gold diggin hoochie mammas, and guido Tony Soprano wanna be's. Yup....lotsa drinkin and mouthin and maybe a little obnoxiousness. Coat of Arms in Portsmouth NH is very cool, seeing how they let us 9 hammered unsavory lookin charectars into the bar with a blow up doll, with a bottle of lube hanging out of its plastic asshole. This one strippers tits were freakin weird lookin, like her nipples were as big, or bigger than thew actual titty, and it pissed me off, and freaked me and at least 3 other dudes out. Like, I wouldnt know what to do if I had happened to bring this woman home from the bar and got to second base, and realized what the fuck she was hiding. I would feel disappointed, and perhaps a bit schysted. Anyway, Im hammered, and have been fighting off drunk Irish guys all night....who wants ta go!!?!?! |
| __________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 3:51am - powerkok ""] Oh ya and we had a fucking Cadillac Stretch Limo to contribute to our drunkeness with full bar. who wants some? HAHAHAHa. |
| ______________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 4:04am - the_reverend ""] the coat is like a 15 minute walk (or stumble) for me. |
| _____________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 4:25am - KeithMutiny ""] i wasn't invited= your all gay |
| _____________________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 4:35am - flyingpoopdestroyer ""] I am still in Salt Lake City = SLC is gay. I wish I could have been there though. |
| ________________________________ [Sep 18,2005 12:06pm - hoser ""] I'm finally awake...and really dizzy. The blow up doll is deflated....I don't wanna know why.. I have bruises all over me from getting punched so many times... I feel bad for Pat....he got punched at least 8378347682 times. He got kicked out of 2 bars in 2 nights.....he rules. So ya....great friends....great booze....tits....vagina....what a night. Ohhhh, what a night. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:18pm - Hoser's Left Testicle ""] I just realized I left my semen juice on a stripper cooch this night. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:19pm - Hoser's Right Testicle ""] No you didn't. I did. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:20pm - Hoser's Left Testicle ""] Stop lying. You don't have semen juice. |
| _______________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:21pm - Hoser's Right Testicle ""] Fuck you buddy we are together in this. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:22pm - Hoser's Left Testicle ""] Together you say? Who hangs lower? Yea, it's me. Shut the fuck up. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:27pm - Hoser‘s Right Testicle ""] Dude at least I have longer pubes than you. |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:28pm - Hoser‘s Testicle Pubes ""] Hi guys! Stop slapping up against mens' asses and we'll call it even. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 3:52pm - troll police ""] usually i am for anything that points out how much of a shitbag faggot hoser is but this is kinda lame dude |
| _________________________________ [Jun 22,2010 4:22pm - sxealex ""] i loled |