Its hot pocket time!!![views:4506][posts:29]_______________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 12:44pm - Vomitthesoul ""] Im gonna be meeting up with a 41 year old escort tomorow.I cant wait!!! If u care to know what this slut looks like go to www.eros.com and look for Inga. |
______________________________ [Dec 29,2005 1:00pm - Yeti ""] i bet she has brillowpad bush and 10 pound pissflaps |
______________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 1:49pm - Vomitthesoul ""] LOL!! Well Ive changed my mind.Me and a friend are gonna be plowing another slut this weekend instead.Ive never been in a 3some so this will be a first. |
_________________________________________________ [Dec 29,2005 2:54pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] $200 9am - 6pm $250 After 6pm $100 Extra for Outcall Incall / Outcall available |
______________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 9:57am - Vomitthesoul ""] Ill be banging Inga at 11 today.OH YAH!!!!!! |
________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 10:43am - Joe/NotCommon ""] We the scene demand you kill her. |
__________________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 11:22am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I thought Inga was out and someone else was in? |
__________________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 11:22am - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I thought Inga was out and someone else was in? |
_______________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 12:08pm - Vomitthesoul ""] Yah well Kara didnt answer her phone this morning and I wasnt waiting around for her to get her slutty,lazy ass out of bed.So I fucked Inga instead.And what a good fuck she was!!! Only negative thing about her was that she blew me with a condom on. |
_______________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 12:57pm - Vomitthesoul ""] My dick smells like 40 year old pussy LOL!!! |
___________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 1:00pm - SPALDINO ""] omfgroflamlajkh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 LOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 |
_________________________________________________ [Dec 30,2005 5:07pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] how do escorts work? Are they all going to have sex, or do you have to say something special? I've never known anyone that's actually been with one. |
______________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 1:18pm - Vomitthesoul ""] Of course all escorts fuck.But some wont kiss.Ive been with 3 and 1 didnt kiss.Also,dont expect to get head without a rubber on.They gotta place it safe.But if u have the $$ I would suggest to fuck a call grl once just for the hell of it.Boston phoenix website got alot of whores.Check that out and eros.com.Have fun!! |
__________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 1:45pm - niccolai ""] How do they give head with a ruber on? It would taste like tires |
_________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 2:29pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] have you heard about this GFE? it stands for "Girlfriend Experience" and I guess they kiss and you can get massages and talk adn stuff. |
__________________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:04pm - davefromthegrave ""] how's your aids? |
______________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:10pm - Vomitthesoul ""] How the fuck can u get AIDS when using a rubber???? |
__________________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:27pm - davefromthegrave ""] it's superaids. the government engineered it exclusively for you. |
__________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:47pm - niccolai ""] Scientists will agree. It's alot easier to get aids using a condom than not. |
______________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:51pm - Vomitthesoul ""] If u could catch AIDS using a condom then no one would have sex. |
__________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 3:55pm - niccolai ""] Yea they would, they just wouldn't use condoms. |
___________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 5:28pm - spaldino ""] isnt this what girlfriends are for? |
__________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 5:31pm - niccolai ""] Some things you just can't do to a girlfriend. |
___________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 5:36pm - spaldino ""] are you kidding me? i owuld slap the bitch if she wouldnt let me take a shit on her chest and titty fuck her. |
_________________________________________________ [Dec 31,2005 7:50pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:have you heard about this GFE? it stands for "Girlfriend Experience" and I guess they kiss and you can get massages and talk adn stuff. by the way, I wasn't being sarcastic. This is a real thing I was reading about on that Eros site that you can get with some escorts... |
______________________________ [Dec 31,2005 8:31pm - wade ""] i was coming in here thinking 'four-cheese pizza' but then I'm married so.. |
_________________________________________ [Jan 1,2006 1:49am - davefromthegrave ""] wade said:i was coming in here thinking 'four-cheese pizza' but then I'm married so.. I can't imagine you in a tuxedo. |
___________________________________ [Jan 1,2006 3:59am - infoterror ""] A HORSE NEVER COMPLAINS OR DEMANDS PAYMENT SILLIER, YOU, OR ME? |
__________________________________ [Jan 1,2006 11:03am - niccolai ""] If only horses shaved... |
______________________________________ [Jan 1,2006 12:24pm - Vomitthesoul ""] spaldino said:isnt this what girlfriends are for? Whats a gf? I havnt had a steady gf in close to 10 years.I dont want some chcik hanging around saying shes loves me.FUCK THAT NOISE!! Id rather lay down the $$,get fucked,walk out the door,and never see the whore again.Cheers to call girls |