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[QUOTE="KillerKadoogan:379954"]You have probably already heard, but over the weekend Dick Cheney shot a Texas lawyer in the face while they were out on a hunting trip. What you probably don't know, is that last night Cheney snuck into the man's hospital room and finished the job. With his close friend Satan by his side, Cheney easily snuck past hospital security and unloaded another 24 rounds into Harry Whittington's face and body. Then he and Satan rolled around in, and lapped up, the bloody remains of the 78 year old man. After a quick game of 'Organ Fight' (which is exactly like a food fight, but with human organs), Cheney and the Devil became bored and moved on to the next room. There, they found a 13 year old boy recovering from a car accident. Cheney had run out of buckshot, but that didn't prevent him from going apeshit on the boy: bludgeoning him with the butt of the gun, and torturing him with hospital equipment. Cheney and Satan then invited in a couple of nurses to join them in a full on blood orgy. By 'invited' I mean he hypnotized them with his evil powers (Cheney, not Satan). After they all had their fill of sucking, fucking, fingering the boy's wounds, and using his IV drip to spray down the nurses for a wet t-shirt contest: they decided to eat the boy. And as the night drew to a close, Cheney and the Devil slaughtered the nurses, and dumped them into the hospital's incinerator. They rounded out the evening by disemboweling a stripper; raping a puppy; beating an old guy to death with his own colostomy bag; putting a baby in a blender to feed it to another baby; and shitting on a stack of bibles: or as the Vice President would describe it, "the usual". Laura Bush could not attend, but it was reported that she was delighted by the pictures that Cheney e-mailed to her. You may not have heard about any of this. But that's only because the Jews control the media, and Dick Cheney controls the Jews.[/QUOTE]
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