my wtf story of the day...[views:1588][posts:8]_________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 9:27am - succubus ""] ok so i'm sitting at my desk and all of a sudden i hear a strange noise..."What is that?" I say out loud...this noise is lasting a long time...people start laughing..."umm" the girl that sits in front of me says, starting to laugh....then it hits me...it's someone farting! holy crap this has got to be the longest fart ever! then the girl sitting next to me says "sorry, but this happens whenever i'm stressed out" and everyone is laughing... thank god i didn't smell a thing. i guess it really does happen when she's stressed, but i had no idea and i felt bad a first for embaressing her..but i don't really think she cared |
| ____________________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 9:30am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Somehow her apology made it seem a lot more disturbing than it already was... |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 9:39am - scoracrasia ""] I had a massive wind ripper when I woke up. Happens after a night of drinking. I feel like a bag of smashed assholes right now.:duffbeer: |
| ______________________________ [Mar 8,2006 10:40am - Yeti ""] ahhaahhaahaha that is great. i wish there was someone here who had a horrendous gas problem. that would make my day bearable. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 12:32pm - davefromthegrave ""] Yeti said:ahhaahhaahaha that is great. i wish there was someone here who had a horrendous gas problem. that would make my day bearable. hi. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 12:36pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Yeti said:ahhaahhaahaha that is great. i wish there was someone here who had a horrendous gas problem. that would make my day bearable. Or unbearable, depending on how bad the gas is. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 12:37pm - hungtableed ""] hahahah I would have been in stitches. Farts are funny. I'm definitely a sucker for a good fart joke. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 4:37pm - the_reverend ""] I just farted which means the asian kid will be over here in a couple seconds. he just seems to know. |
| __________________________________ [Mar 8,2006 4:45pm - SPALDINO ""] JAPANESE PEOPLE FART ALOT!~~~~~~~~!1LOLOLOL!~\'\'\'111 |