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[QUOTE="dyingmuse:418215"]THE ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION >> >> >> >> GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL "AM I GAY?" SELF-EXAMINATION >> >> >> >> 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are >> gay. It >> means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have >> spent the >> rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah >> diet. >> >> >> >> 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, >> but >> gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a >> delicate >> touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just >> think >> about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass >> over >> here, Killer! "Now think about how you call a cat... "Bun-bun, come to >> Daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. >> >> >> >> 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such >> nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks >> on >> bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs >> feet, >> female erogenous zones or tits. Anything else and you are in training >> to >> suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. >> >> >> >> 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a >> parking >> lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his >> bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. >> >> >> >> 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one >> in the >> poop chute. Coffee is to be hard, strong, black, and full aroma. A >> straight >> man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and >> he will >> never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had >> NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too. >> >> >> >> 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types >> of >> dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A >> real >> man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that >> crap as >> well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, >> NHL, >> college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you >> know >> what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of >> textile >> other than denim, you are faggadocious. >> >> >> >> 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying >> to >> tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk >> at a >> slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he >> >> needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold >> his beer, >> or play with his honey in the passenger seat. >> >> >> >> 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le >> Gay, >> oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a >> woman >> who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by >> yourself >> or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual >> combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too >> much. [/QUOTE]
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