!!!!!!!!!!BOB SAGET!!!!!!!![views:3363][posts:28]_____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 7:16pm - the_reverend ""] Hampton Beach is Proud to Present… ACTOR/COMEDIAN BOB SAGET At the Casino Ballroom on July 8th! "BOB SAGET'S STAND-UP - IT AIN'T "FULL HOUSE!" (It's comedy for adults -- and people with really good fake ID's!) From the HBO hit series, "Entourage" and "The Aristocrats" Yes, Bob Saget starred on two of the most family-friendly shows network TV has ever produced "Full House and America’s Funniest Videos”, but he's also a whip-smart standup comedian for over twenty years. As anyone who remembers his scene-stealing cameos in "Half Baked", "Dumb & Dumberer", the Showtime series "Huff," to his recent appearances in "The Aristocrats." and HBO's hit series, Entourage will attest, there's something utterly hilarious about seeing the clean cut, boyishly charming Saget embracing his dark side. From directing MGM's feature film "Dirty Work" and producing the highly acclaimed ABC television movie, "For Hope," to starring in the, critically acclaimed, off-Broadway play, "Privilege," Bob Saget shows no sign of stopping...Ever. His decidedly adult brand of comedy, which deals with life as a single dad, dating, divorce, and any questions you had about “Full House,” will leave you looking at Saget in a whole new light. Bob Saget’s new movie, “FARCE OF THE PENGUINS” will hit the big screen this summer! Yes it’s March turns Farce. “Farce Of The Penguins” is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson , sending up Morgan Freeman's voiceovers in "the other Penguin movie." Joining Jackson is a host of America's top comedians who teamed up for this hilarious new spoof of the Oscar-winning documentary. The Mocumentary was written, produced and directed by Saget and producer David Permut for Thinkfilms (who also distributed “The Aristocrats”). Farce tells the story of one penguin's search for love while on a 70-mile trek with his buddies on their way to a hedonistic mating ritual." The film blends real wildlife footage with a hilariously rated-R screenplay. The voice cast includes Whoopi Goldberg, Jason Alexander, James Belushi, Jon Lovitz, Norm Macdonald, Lewis Black, Mo'Nique, Tracy Morgan and scores of guest cameo comedy star appearances. Currently Bob can be seen on BLOWIN’ UP, a new MTV series starring his friends Jamie Kennedy and Stu Stone, where his music video, “ROLLIN’ WITH SAGET” is also being run in regular video rotation this summer. Showtime: 8:00PM Tickets: $29.00 (General Admission)/$38.00 (Reserved) / $47.00 (Gold) Call 603-929-4100 or log on to www.casinoballroom.com The Casino Ballroom is located at: 169 Ocean Blvd, Hampton Beach, NH 03843-0477 |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 7:21pm - KeithMutiny ""] "YOU EVER SUCK DICK FOR COKE?" |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 7:26pm - SACAPAPADOO ""] dude bob saget is one dirty mutha fucka |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 7:41pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Did you see the episode of "Blowin' Up" where he comes on and raps with Jamie Kennedy? Fucking guy is awesome. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 7:53pm - KeithMutiny ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:Did you see the episode of "Blowin' Up" where he comes on and raps with Jamie Kennedy? Fucking guy is awesome. yes, i laughed my ass off |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 8:37pm - dwellingsickness ""] Never heard his stand up routine, but anything else I seen him on was annoying as fuck |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 8:57pm - anonymous ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:Did you see the episode of "Blowin' Up" where he comes on and raps with Jamie Kennedy? Fucking guy is awesome. Jamie Kennedy is a douche bag and his show is gayer than the fuckin easter bunny. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 8:57pm - hungtableed ""] ^^^^^^^^^^ Me |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:09pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Gay or not, Bob Saget rapping is still funny. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:16pm - hungtableed ""] I guess bob saget as anything but a lame citcom dad is funny. I once heard some of his stand up and I have to say that I was taken back by its sheer vulgarity. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:21pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Bob Saget is the funniest comedian ever.... Cause you just don't expect it. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:22pm - hungtableed ""] DEATH2ALL said:Bob Saget is the funniest comedian ever.... Cause you just don't expect it. exactly, just like the classic half baked one liner about suckin dick for crack. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:39pm - the_reverend ""] how come no one has quoted turrets man? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:46pm - SACAPAPADOO ""] tourettes guy is amazing,thats what i thought this post was about originally," YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!! PISSSSS!!!!! go count your dick!!" theres other episodes that arnt on the website that are on youtube. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 9:49pm - hungtableed ""] I was thinking the same thing "who;s the fag with the tuba" "dont you ever talk about my dick! when I'm not around" "Dont talk shit about total" |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 10:31pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS! MENS ASSES |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 11:26pm - SeedBassist ""] YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS, AND TAKE A TWO-HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE! Guy: WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS! Son: Right here dad Guy: THROW 'EM OVER HERE! Son: *Throws* Guy: OWW! MOTHERFUCKER YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK! Son: sorry.... Guy: YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD......*picks up paper towels* I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK! classic stuff....... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 11:35pm - anonymous ""] I saw Bob Saget last month and it was by far one of the best stand up bits Ive seen....He is the dirtiest motherfucker on the face of the planet but got a different appeal in the mainstream by doing Full House. Check him out and see what he has to say about doing that show....fucking hilarious |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 11:40pm - RichHappy ""] fuck salt! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 7,2006 11:51pm - hungtableed ""] TheGreatSpaldino said: DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS! hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| ______________________________________________ [Jul 10,2006 10:05pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Are there are ringtones that say "You're banned"? |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 16,2006 11:19am - Dankill ""] I wanna see him and everyone else at the Opie and Anthony Comedy Tour at the Centrum. Jim Norton is a sick and funny motherfucker too. |
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