Punk Rock Aerobics (the bston connection?)[views:2972][posts:51]______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 9:58am - the_reverend ""] http://www.punkrockaerobics.com |
| _________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 12:36pm - xmikex ""] someone explain to me why this isn't stupid |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 12:38pm - RichHorror ""] It would please me a great deal to see both of those women killed. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 12:54pm - xmikex ""] Thanks. I really thought I was missing something here. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:03pm - pam ""] that's been around in NY for a while. I thought it was funny. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:07pm - pam ""] dude, they use bricks instead of weights. That's fucking awesome. You guys are jerks who know nothing of going to a gym with a bunch of bimbo cunts, who in New Bedford are gross pigs with moustaches and backhair. If you did, you'd appreciate a more subversive workout class. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:08pm - RichHorror ""] I'd appreciate it if they got uteran cancer. I hope they die in a flaming school bus. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:08pm - RichHorror ""] There is nothing 'awesome' about this. WRONG. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:10pm - the_reverend ""] rich missed the easy mark so I'll do it "oh pam, that's great! I guess you fit right in" remember pam, that's rich talking there not me. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:10pm - RichHorror ""] Thank you, Aaron. You're a true friend. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:11pm - pam ""] screw you both |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:12pm - RichHorror ""] Aww, don't be mad. Come back to bed, baby. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:13pm - xmikex ""] pam said:dude, they use bricks instead of weights. That's fucking awesome. You guys are jerks who know nothing of going to a gym with a bunch of bimbo cunts, who in New Bedford are gross pigs with moustaches and backhair. If you did, you'd appreciate a more subversive workout class. I goto a gym in Quincy. All the broads there have gigantic guido dumpasses. I don't understand how anyone who goes to the gym every single day can have an ass that looks like a waterbed full of grape jelly. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:14pm - pam ""] haha, dude that's their "humps". Gotta keep it reeeeal. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:15pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] I wish they would throw the bricks at each other. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:16pm - pam ""] Look all I'm hearing here is CLASS THAT DOESNT HAVE TECHNO MUSIC. Works for me. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:17pm - RichHorror ""] All I'm hearing is CUNT BITCH KNIFE JESUS. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:18pm - pam ""] That'll happen when a bowl of pills and milk is your balanced breakfast. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:18pm - RichHorror ""] They're vitamins. I'm a health nut. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:23pm - pam ""] I don't even know how to respond to that. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:24pm - RichHorror ""] That's because I'm better than you. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:25pm - pam ""] But I have a better rack. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:25pm - RichHorror ""] Just barely. And I'm catching up. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:29pm - xmikex ""] Sometimes I don't think fat women really grasp the concept of diet & exercise. I don't mean they can't wrap their brains around the 4 food groups and simple shit. But for example, back when I worked at Shaws I saw this wooly mammoth of a woman throwing a fit because we didn't have a certain kind of low fat mayonaise, and she didn't want regular mayo because it was too grossy and fatty. Meanwhile, her shopping cart is buckling under the weight of all the cheese dogs, cookies, microwave dinners, and chocolate covered hams she had crammed in there. I just saw this fat woman in the elevator carrying what could have equated to a garbage bag full of salad. This is where the concept of salad breaks down. Salad is only healthy if you eat it in regular doses. And not if you dress it with chocolate ice cream. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:31pm - anonymous ""] they had a news special on this a few years ago.... but it was at the middle east. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:32pm - RichHorror ""] I wish they were in the middle east and got raped to death with the business end of an assault rifle. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:32pm - the_reverend ""] a guy at my work (probably pushing 300lbs) went and got a "healthy" salad and then covered it in cheese and 3 laddles of dressing. it was more like a soup after that. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:32pm - xmikex ""] I think we've got all the news on this that needs to be told covered. This just in: Punk Rock Aerobics Actually Exercise In Foolishness. stop the presses. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:33pm - the_reverend ""] you should write for the onion. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:34pm - RichHorror ""] You should make me a sandwich. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:36pm - xmikex ""] you're both right. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:36pm - anonymous ""] whats next hardcore aerobics? ok boys and girls wait for that breakdown.... one two three here we go spinkick, windmill, pick up pennys chrowd punch, shit your pants repeat. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:39pm - xmikex ""] i hate when people punch the "chrowd" |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:39pm - the_reverend ""] what's next? i'm glad you asked... [img] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:40pm - RichHorror ""] I've already started filming my workout tape. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:40pm - the_reverend ""] what, sweating with rape? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:41pm - RichHorror ""] I never sweat with rape. The sweat gets in your eyes and then it's easier for her to run away. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:41pm - Anthony nli ""] haha i wanna try that Ruff Ryders workout |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 1:42pm - xmikex ""] I heard Lambgoat is going to introduce the "Totally Useless Internet Smartass Workout" tapes series. It'll teach you how to strengthen your fingers, and increase your ability to misspell, and misuse words faster and with more definition than ever before. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:00pm - anonymous ""] real punks need to excercize alright. exercize inserting heroin needles in veins. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:01pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Just wow. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:03pm - RichHorror ""] anonymous said:real punks need to excercize alright. exercize inserting heroin needles in veins. No, I think they've already got that covered. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:05pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] pam said:You guys are jerks who know nothing of going to a gym with a bunch of bimbo cunts, who in New Bedford are gross pigs with moustaches and backhair. Hey, I resent being called a bimbo cunt. Pick one or the other. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:18pm - xmikex ""] which muscle groups are responsible for living in harvard square in the summer, and moving back in with your parents in the suburbs in the winter? i think i need to really blast those. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:20pm - Doomkid ""] Punk rock aerobics (should)= going to a show and just fucking dancing |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:30pm - anonymous ""] it's also really punk rock to spend stupid amounts of money on work out gear and band patches to put on said work out gear. and studs. and ass flaps. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:35pm - Yeti ""] xmikex said:pam said:dude, they use bricks instead of weights. That's fucking awesome. You guys are jerks who know nothing of going to a gym with a bunch of bimbo cunts, who in New Bedford are gross pigs with moustaches and backhair. If you did, you'd appreciate a more subversive workout class. I goto a gym in Quincy. All the broads there have gigantic guido dumpasses. I don't understand how anyone who goes to the gym every single day can have an ass that looks like a waterbed full of grape jelly. hahahaha i work in an office and 99% of the women have the waterbed full of jelly ass. dont their husbands say anything? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:37pm - RichHorror ""] No, their husbands have affairs. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:44pm - xmikex ""] their husbands are choking on said fat asses. |
| _____________________________ [Jun 13,2006 3:46pm - pam ""] their husbands are probably just as fat. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 4:02pm - anonymous ""] no way, women resign their womanhood and adopt the fat ass lifestyle once they squeeze one out. who wants to have sex when you have a ingrateful son of a bitch drool to clean up. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 13,2006 9:42pm - xmikex ""] i'm so glad i turned this thread around |