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Joke of the day, possibly the best joke EVER!

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[Jun 21,2006 11:17pm - SacreligionNLI  ""]
Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. "Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."

Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President," says Rumsfeld, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazillian'?"
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[Jun 21,2006 11:53pm - DomesticTerror ""]
nice! I'll be telling that one tomorrow
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[Jun 22,2006 12:49am - RobAHHHHH  ""]
that was clever
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[Jun 22,2006 1:04am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
the hilarity is that it's believable
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[Jun 22,2006 11:12am - pam nli  ""]
That is pretty damn good.
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[Jun 22,2006 11:16am - chris_from_shit_fuck ""]
That's awesome.
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[Jun 22,2006 11:26am - DreamingInExile ""]
SacreligionNLI said:the hilarity is that it's believable


I agree
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[Jun 22,2006 2:28pm - baptizedinresin ""]
haha such a great visual
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[Jun 22,2006 3:41pm - powerkok ""]
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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[Jun 22,2006 3:44pm - hung_to_bleed ""]
hahaha, thats some funny shit there.
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[Jun 22,2006 3:45pm - KeithMutiny ""]
that was funny when i heard it 6 months ago.
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[Jun 22,2006 3:46pm - RichHorror ""]
You and your woo woo mittens.
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[Jun 22,2006 7:51pm - rotivore ""]
not really funny
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[Jun 22,2006 7:58pm - Dissector ""]
KeithMutiny said:that was funny when i heard it 6 months ago.


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[Jun 22,2006 8:00pm - retzam ""]
On the spot dead baby joke:

How many dead babies does it take before the killer gets tired?

A lawnmower never gets tired.
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[Jun 22,2006 10:04pm - SACAPAPADOO ""]
SacreligionNLI said:How many is a Brazillian'?"


awesome:NEWHORNS:
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[Jun 22,2006 11:34pm - pam nli  ""]
KeithMutiny said:that was funny when i heard it 6 months ago.



Back to your trashcan! :point:
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[Jun 23,2006 12:10am - SacreligionNLI  ""]
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[Jun 23,2006 12:12am - pam nli  ""]
I saw the top of that picture while scrolling down and was totally let down you didn't photoshop Mutiny's head on there. Way to not live up to my expectations.
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[Jun 23,2006 12:13am - RichHorror ""]
You moolie bitch.


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