My inept co-worker update[views:2501][posts:11]________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 1:55pm - xmikex ""] Since the guy is out for the rest of the week, and I won't have him eating eggs benedict over my shoulder while I type this (that and Mike seems to enjoy it) I thought I'd share some more stuff he's done. - Wasted his entire tuition reimbursement while attempting to get his master's degree. He took all the classes neccessary to complete his degree (which the university I work for paid for), but he never actually bothered to enroll in a program. In the end he never recieved his degree and wasted incalcuable amounts of time and money for everyone involved. - Signed up to do simulated patient performances (yes, like that Seinfeld episode). He was given a fake M.O. and was - unknown to him - used as an example of a patient who can't stop talking long enough to give the doctor any relevant information. Oh, and he was also doing all this on company time and trying to collect 2 paycheck from it. - Faked back injuries on 2 separate occasions and milked a month of medical leave, fridays off for several months, and free sessions with a physical therapist, and a nutritionist (neither of which he took seriously). - Once went 2 floors out of his way to tell me that the volume on a TV monitor was too loud. He was holding a remote for it in his hand as he told me. - Claims he worked for NASA, and was offered a job with the CIA. - Frequently tells me stories about working for this one company. Unknown to him is the fact that I already know he was fired from that company in under a week for sitting around and eating too much. - Once spent 15 minutes over my shoulder navigating me through the Montreal Tourism Bureau's website in order to show me a "huge punk and hardcore festival in Montreal" that my band should try to get on. It turned out that the show he was talking about was The Warped Tour. - Told me the intimate details of a conversation he had with his close personal friend Paul Tsongas, and the political conspiracies as to why his presidental run failed. - Refered to himself as "The Office Bad Boy" in a conversation with me. This was no less than 15 minutes after the whole office heard him getting yelled at for being a lazyass. - Makes a point of announcing (never any less than 3 times) that he's using a computer to do billing when he's clearly, and quite obviously using the computer to play solitare. I wouldn't care except he talks about bills while he does it to try and keep up the illusion. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 19,2006 2:06pm - Yeti ""] my job is good at firing people like this. there was this one woman, a neurotic hypochondriac, and she pulled shit like this. they subsequently canned her. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 2:39pm - the_reverend ""] the warp tour thing was the bestest. |
| ________________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 2:44pm - Repost Police ""] He posted this same shit months ago. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 2:52pm - xmikex ""] Repost Police said:He posted this same shit months ago. i might have repeated one of those details. but the rest is fresh stuff I just leared last week. Up yours. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 4:28pm - davefromthegrave ""] I enjoy these stories. shove it up your dickhole, repost police. |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 19,2006 5:28pm - tbone_r nli ""] xmikex said:Up yours. A college educated, 20+ year old man and that's all you got? Get in the back of the cruiser, we're taking you in |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 9:10am - REPOST_POLICE ""] Repost Police said:He posted this same shit months ago. Are you impersonating an officer, you piece of shit? This is not a repost. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 9:13am - xmikex ""] REPOST_POLICE said:Repost Police said:He posted this same shit months ago. Are you impersonating an officer, you piece of shit? This is not a repost. oh my.... pWnEd!! |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 12:00pm - vomitthesoul ""] I work with a gook who is constantly complaining about how much he hates everyone he works with and thats its to hot in the warehouse.Hes a whole 5'1" 120 lbs and has a serious Napoleon complex.I wish the fucker would just quit!!! |
| ______________________________ [Jul 20,2006 1:01pm - Yeti ""] thats one thing that drives me bananas here at my job, the fact that its either too hot or too cold for the old hags. there is no happy medium. its always the same douchebags complaining. "its too hot they need to turn the heat down". then 20 minutes later after they have filed a complaint, "why is it so cold up here, i'm freezing". the thermometer is directly next to me, so i check it whenever anyone complains. it never changes, its always a steady 70 degrees. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 20,2006 1:46pm - xmikex ""] my father is a facilities manager or something for NStar. He told me a story about this lady that actually filed a formal complaint about another woman smelling up the bathroom. She claimed this woman would use the restroom every day, and every day after she used it the bathroom would smell horrifically for like 2 hours. So she formally complained about it. My father told her to complain to a dietician, and not to him. |