TIGHTER THAN A NUN'S CUNT DEATH GRIND BASSIST LOOKING FOR A BAND[views:4858][posts:10]________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:36pm - crisis ""] What's the next best thing to sliced bread? Putting your dick between two slices and having a girl suck/eat the bread off it. Okay, here's the dealio my fellow black mailbox motherfuckers, I'm a bassist, I molest the four string with my fingers, been playing for about 8 or 9 years, I live in RANDOLPH, I don't want to say anything too intense here about the place, but if you live in randolph, you know what's up. My main influences include: Atheist Spawn of Possession Suffocation Pig Destroyer Malignancy Mucopus Cephalic Carnage Gorguts Jungle Rot The Red Chord Deadwater Drowning Converge fuck it, my libido is plusating so I'll leave it at that. If anyone here wants a bassist who will bash old men's knees with an axe in the middle of a group of people, and live within 25 miles of the dirty dolph, here's my contact infizzle: aim: drayehtnirelworp email: pukingdeath@gmail.com phone: i don't give it out until the 2nd date, you faggots. PS: i didn't see anyone whip 'em out today |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:48pm - fishcakes ""] abnormality is looking for a sickass bass player.... |
| _____________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:48pm - Hooker nli ""] Lance Bass could pee in my eyes and it'd be less gay than the faggotry that bombarded them when I read this thread. |
| _______________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:48pm - animalrampage ""] play for abnormality and soul remnants |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:58pm - Troll ""] Hooker nli said:Lance Bass could pee in my eyes and it'd be less gay than the faggotry that bombarded them when I read this thread. ha ha |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2006 5:59pm - Troll ""] bass players are about as useless a tits on a 12 year old girl. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 6:33pm - powerkok ""] Troll said:bass players are about as useless a tits on a 12 year old girl. LOLLOLOL at this and hookers comment. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 7:50pm - crisis ""] abnorality is too far away, and soul remnants already has a bassist, i read that in another thread. I think people fail to read how far I am willing to travel. Gas ain't cheap nigga |
| ___________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 9:25pm - DEATH2ALL ""] Troll said:bass players are about as useless a tits on a 12 year old girl. I 2nd that |
| _________________________________ [Jul 26,2006 10:13pm - crisis ""] not true, just check out these two CDs by Atheist: Piece of Time, Unquestionable Presence. Top notch bass playing making guitarists have nightmares |
| _______________________________ [Jul 26,2006 10:54pm - rhys ""] hey, our bassist just quit. We practice at my house right now in plympton ma which is a little more than 25 miles from randolph but we're probably going to be getting a practice spot at BandStandLive in Taunton. This is our current myspace: http://myspace.com/burntbeyondrecognition ... We're going to be changing a lot of things around including the name and we're going to be writing all new material. If your interested send me an email at rhysmail@adelphia.net |